Holy Shit! Ghastly, your mind works in mysterious ways. It keeps me wondering who you've got living up there. I'm betting that there's an elf with a strap-on just waiting to screw the sissy elves over...Then again, I figured that was Straps' job.
Anyhow, I'm guessing I missed the entire point behind this comic. Musta been one of those commercials that never reached the states. Freaking conservative prudish deuch-bags, keeping our children from fanfics featuring Spongebob and Crackle both being done up the ass by mistresses with strap-ons...
To any conservative prudish deuch-bags out there who are within an ear shot of this...It may not be today or tomorrow but someday...
It would have been a rather good change of pace to see that commercial instead of the banal crap they seem to be streaming out the few times I can actully get myself to turn on the TV these days 8)
Ghastly wrote:You know, while I was watching all these sissification of Crackle commercials on TV, I wondered "Are these commercials playing in the USA?"
It seemed to me that they couldn't possibly be playing on TV in the bible belt.
We call it "Jesusland"
(if only I could find that map with "The United States of Canada")
Actually, Kwerki is dead on with this one. Take a look at all the Legolas slash out there if you don't believe me.
But then, who wouldn't want to stick their cock (real or prosthetic) up Orlando Bloom's skinny ass? He's just so kawaii...
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Schol-R-LEA;2 wrote:Actually, Kwerki is dead on with this one. Take a look at all the Legolas slash out there if you don't believe me.
But then, who wouldn't want to stick their cock (real or prosthetic) up Orlando Bloom's skinny ass? He's just so kawaii...
*raises hand*
If I were to ever go that direction, I'd be afraid i'd break his little ass. John Ryce Davies on the other hand, much higher structrual integrity. If I were to go that way.
Anyways, I join the 'no ass sex for Orlando' camp.*shudders*
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
I don't want to have ass sex with him, but the idea of poking a guy up the ass is one of those "I'd do it cause he wants me to not cause I find it hot" things
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*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
Hehehe...
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