Dirty Old Man

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:22 pm

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:36 pm

Happy Birthday Unca Ghastly!

My the next 39 years be twice as good, four times as naughty, and bring 8 times the tentacoo wape!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:45 pm

Happy buttsex to you, Happy buttsex to you, Happy buttsex Unca Ghastly, Happy buttsex to you.

I'm looking at 18 in 8 months. I'm that close to being of legal age to star in porn. How 'bout that. Lah-dee-dah.

Inky · Post by **Inky** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:59 pm

Wow Ghastly, that was a a profound and beautiful statement on the difference between aging and maturing.

Now, usually I'd question a perspective on maturity from the inventor of the "Faceless Cock Drone", but I know good advice when I hear it!

Happy Birthday!

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:01 pm

And here I thought this would be a thread about me... Happy Birthday Ghastly. Try not to scare the catholic schoolgirls too much.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:18 pm

Happy birthday, Unk'a Ghastly, and many many more. Also, thanks for the advice: even some of us old guys can learn a thing or two from it, as well.

May you be constantly embraced in the tentacles of love.

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:43 pm

Yes, good words for those of us that are 23 and wondering if they're having a mid-life crisis already.

Of course, the combination of the gentle prodding from my parents (I'm almost positive the only reason I'm still allowed to live here is cause I provide investment advice and occasional entertainment) and the reading of John Taylor Gatto's latest book about how the American school system has more or less damaged (partially, at least) me beyond repair, is enough to get anyone down.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:16 pm

Outstanding advice, definitley.

also, WOOOO for september birthdays! 9/10/83 wooooooooo

Beatrix · Post by **Beatrix** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:29 pm

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
And here's to many more. *hoists a glass* And in keeping with good Irish tradition (wouldn't my Mum be proud!) . . .

Walls for the wind, and a roof for the rain, and drinks beside the fire - Laughter to cheer you, and those you love near you, and all that your heart may desire!

Cheers.

Best to ya,
Ducky

Kitsune Bosetsu · Post by **Kitsune Bosetsu** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:08 pm

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take out breath away."

Happy Birthday and thank you for being.. well.. you.

Mind Pollution · Post by **Mind Pollution** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 7:25 pm

(to the ZZ Top song of a similar name...)

/And every girl's crazy for a Dirty Old Maaannn/

(guitar riff)

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 7:45 pm

dude. Why give us the gift of well thought out wisdom in text form on YOUR birthday?

I have no idea. But thank you Ghastly for these insights and thank you for having a birthday that let you pour this stuff out!

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:51 pm

I wish you a happy birthday, and also wish to point out that you are fortunate to still view your birthdays as happy events. For some reason, many seem to think life ends at 25 or 30 or 35 or whatever, and the years after that are simply various grey shades of death, before the eventual pure death at the end of the road. Its a sad thought to have, and one that i'm glad you don't have, seeing as its complete garbage. A toast to the all too rarely grasped idea that our flesh is not what defines our vitality, but that its something much more constant. A wrinkle doesn't mean you've become dull, unless you let it.

Keep it up, and may you have only as many additional years as you wish for, and not a day more or less.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:45 am

Happy birthday Unca Ghastly!

(Yes I know I'm late,

It's because of the time zones, yes, that's it!)

Remember: If you haven't grown up by the age 40, you don't have to. I have complete confidence in you. 364 days and counting...

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:46 am

I gave you birthday wishes yesterday in LJ, but I feel the need to give a belated birthday wish in here too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and don't think of yourself as being old. You've got plenty of life left in you.... unless the canadian beer you drink has already rotted away your liver.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:32 pm

Happy birthday Ghastly. I agree you;re netirely right aobut "deciding who you are at 18" for most peoples. The most sensible thing i ever did (at 25) WAS DECIDE TO NOT DECIDE.
Damn me but that made life better.

Rand Al'tor · Post by **Rand Al'tor** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:28 am

Happy Birthday!

And thanks for the advice. It soundslike words to keep in mind.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:54 am

Midlife crisis, eh? I have a lot to look forward to...In 22 years! Bwahaha....

Crackerhead · Post by **Crackerhead** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:55 pm

Happy belated birthday Hoser!

I tried to call you, but I couldn't get through - then I drank a few beers and forgot until it was too late in the night. I'll try to call you this weekend.

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:08 am

Groovy! I lourve younger men

Happy happy (belated) birthday

(I only just got here)

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