Create your own Japanese Perversion!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:51 pm

Hey kiddos, lets play a game!

Everybody invent a fictional

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:17 pm

I love that one. Shoekakke, that's great.

Hmmmm...

Delphikoki: Having the desire to stroke dolphins off; finding enjoyment in watching dolphin ejaculate fountaining eighteen feet in the air (no lie).

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:54 pm

nekobero: subduing and licking live cats (more than likely after binding and/or drugging them)

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:12 pm

ashikakke: A young asian girl lubes up between each of her toes and jacks off eight guys at once with a penis between every pair of toes.

Aural Sex: Ever heard someone say "Fuck you in the ear!"... well... now it's a top selling video.

Tentacle Poker: Instead of removing an article of clothing, you start nude, and just take another tentacle into an oriface as you lose (whether or not multiple tenticles in one oriface is allowed will have to be a house rule), when you run out of room, you lose.

First-person Bukkake: A bunch of guys line up and jack off on a camera lens, so the viewer can get the truely erotic experiance of having cock after cock stuck in their face and spraying them with goo. Optional goo-squirting attachments will be sold seperatly for absurd prices, for the truely hardcore.

Jormungandr · Post by **Jormungandr** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:37 pm

... What do you call tub-girl, a shittakke? lol
How about team shitakke -- two teams try to crap on each other while a large fat man watches and jerks off. The ones he cums on wins.
... I hope there are no Japanese porn executives here... We may be dooming the human race.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:00 pm

nekotakee
where the person is covered in cat semen.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:40 pm

nekotakee
where the person is covered in cat semen.

... Dear god my timing on reading that was bad. My young, male cat jumped in my lap, and as he does so, I remember I need to make an appointment to have him neutered, then I look up and read that...

Excuse me while I go soak my brain in bleach.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:02 pm

hehehe.. rantinan, destroying sanity since 1999!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:29 am

Yay for RantinAn!

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:23 am

Dear, sweet mother of christ! My eyes, they burn!!! oh, if only I could come up with something to compete...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:31 am

I hope this isn't too vulgar for this forum:

KinguMorurakukakke: Japanese women are filmed being covered with my semen.

Mind Pollution · Post by **Mind Pollution** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:44 pm

Macrossism (aka Gundam Showers)

Fans of this fetish visualize being pissed on with radioactive waste by giant 30ft Gundams, or less commonly, Escaflowne and Evangelion mechs. Dr Yori Ataki took this fetish to the extreme when he held a convention featuring a self invented giant 30ft radioactive pissing fiberglass mech, hooked up a tanker trailer held outside the building.
There were no survivors, but it's said their remains seemed to be smiling.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:03 pm

does anyone have that link to the Japanese Perversion Dictionary so we can look up some terms? I can't remember which old thread it was in.

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:48 pm

This one?

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:49 pm

that's it. Thanks

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:24 pm

cuteswan wrote:nekobero: subduing and licking live cats (more than likely after binding and/or drugging them)

Oh, crap, I do that... only mine are so docile, they just let me, and then act pissed off for a couple hours after I do it. Course, they get REALLY upset when I do it after I've eaten a bunch of Goldfish crackers.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:17 pm

ningyoukakke - many men ejaculating onto small dolls

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:12 pm

Muppetaphilia

The Act of gettng off from using the vibrating portion of "Tickle-me-Elmo"

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:16 pm

Irish! *hugs kisses tenticle rapes*!

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:13 am

Mind Pollution wrote:Macrossism (aka Gundam Showers)

Fans of this fetish visualize being pissed on with radioactive waste by giant 30ft Gundams, or less commonly, Escaflowne and Evangelion mechs.....

Technical note. Evangelions were not actually mechs. They were bio-units controlled by a computerised nural link to their operated, and powered by the operators soul. Hence, no radioactive waste, although they might be capable of peeing normally!

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