I like my men like I like my motivational posters...

Freerefill · Post by **Freerefill** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:30 pm

... full of unique and exotic options.

I like my women like I like my ponytail...

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:25 pm

clean and tightly bound.

I like my men like I like my pine-tree's...

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:51 am

phallic and green.

I like my women like I like my ice cream..

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:13 am

Leaving a sticky mess all over my fingers and mouth.

I like my women like I like my SUVs...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:29 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote: I like my women like I like my SUVs...

helping the terrorists win?

I like my women like I like my Science Fiction

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:38 am

...easy to read.

I like my women like I like foreign cars...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:05 am

exotic and sporty

I like my women like I like my buffalo wings

Fireydragon · Post by **Fireydragon** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:35 am

saucy

I like my men like I like my chocolate

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:38 am

Smooth and silky with a slight hint of bitterness on the tongue.

I like my men the way I like my MP3 collection...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:20 am

BriHahn wrote: I like my men the way I like my MP3 collection...

Eclectic and often obtained through less than legal means

I like my Women like I like my pizza

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:20 am

Massive and can play for days.

I like my women like I like my Comedy.....

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:22 am

Churba wrote:
I like my women like I like my Comedy.....

Rude but funny to the point of tears

I like my women like I like my Ghastly Comics

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:31 am

No religious boundaries

I like my women like I like my wallet...

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:32 am

Leathery and filled to the bursting.

I like my women like I like my Drugs

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:35 am

Psychologically destabilizing

I like my women like I like my poetry

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:39 am

LeftTentacleGreen wrote:
I like my women like I like my poetry

About Fungi from Yuggoth

I like my Women like I like my H. P. Lovecraft Stories

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:53 am

Slightly confusing and not necessarily horrifying to a culture that's grown up with slasher flicks.

I like my women like I like my pokeymans! :3

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:04 pm

Captured by my balls.

I like my women like I like my cookie jars

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:20 pm

Overflowing with chocolatey goodness.

I like my women like I like my DVD collection...

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:30 pm

(less macabre than my first try. . .)
. . . available at a fraction of retail from a street vendor in Shanghai.

I like my women like I like my garden. . .