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CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:20 pm

Don't take my opinion too seriously. It does not reflect the average male opinion towards lesbians with strap-ons. I'm not quite sure what that opinion is, but I'm sure I don't reflect it.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:45 pm

Honor wrote:*wicked, evil grin*

Hi. My name's Honor. I'm six feet tall, and I have a strap on I'd like you to meet. And I bet you I have as many hours behind the wheel as a lot of men do.

If any of our Lesbian Overlords can be the A, then they win hands-down. They can even use a larger-than-life strap on, if that's how they want me. I'd like an autograph afterwards, but the violation would be reward enough.

Scarecrow · Post by **Scarecrow** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:47 pm

I went with option A myself. Mainly for the lack of fluid swapping - who knows what crazy alien disease (or human disease for that matter) could be carried by the person on the giving end. At least with a strap on, you can pretend it's sanitary and reassure yourself.

I'm new here...

..be gentle

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:35 am

Only because I haven't been in the greatest mood lately, I'd be tempted to go with the fourth option: "Happy Conquering, E.T.!"

BART: And don't forget to kill Ken Starr!

Hmm, I guess Kiki would take the fifth option: Kang & Kodos.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:39 am

Scarecrow wrote:I went with option A myself. Mainly for the lack of fluid swapping - who knows what crazy alien disease (or human disease for that matter) could be carried by the person on the giving end. At least with a strap on, you can pretend it's sanitary and reassure yourself.

I'm new here...

..be gentle

Welcome. Enjoy the humor, survive the insanity. ^^

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:59 am

Welcome. Scarecrow!

~Sara

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:33 am

Honor wrote:
Unholy wrote:...and since women are weaker and inexperienced using a penis she'd probably go easier on me...
*wicked, evil grin*

Hi. My name's Honor. I'm six feet tall, and I have a strap on I'd like you to meet.

Stay away from my ass!

*runs in fear*

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:38 am

Honor wrote:
Unholy wrote:...and since women are weaker and inexperienced using a penis she'd probably go easier on me...
*wicked, evil grin*

Hi. My name's Honor. I'm six feet tall, and I have a strap on I'd like you to meet. And I bet you I have as many hours behind the wheel as a lot of men do.

...

Don't get me wrong... I don't mind one little bit when a lover violates me a bit with a finger or a small toy.

And Sarahoney? I've given strapon action to several women who've had both that and the real thing, and not had any say they preferred the real thing after trying the strapon... I've heard girls say they still like the real thing a lot, but not any who said it was preferable.

It's not Mike Fink's Brag, but it'll do if you add a couple more stanzas

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:03 pm

Scarecrow wrote:I'm new here...

..be gentle

*rubber glove snap*
I don't do gentle.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:42 pm

Honor wrote:And Sarahoney? I've given strapon action to several women who've had both that and the real thing, and not had any say they preferred the real thing after trying the strapon... I've heard girls say they still like the real thing a lot, but not any who said it was preferable.

*waves* I'd say the real thing is preferable, because for me the most gratifying thing about sex is when I can wrap myself around my partner's orgasm. Feeling a woman's orgasm just isn't the same...but I wouldn't be surprised that some expensive strapon's would have an option for simulating the contractions of the male orgasm.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:47 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:
Honor wrote:And Sarahoney? I've given strapon action to several women who've had both that and the real thing, and not had any say they preferred the real thing after trying the strapon... I've heard girls say they still like the real thing a lot, but not any who said it was preferable.
*waves* I'd say the real thing is preferable, because for me the most gratifying thing about sex is when I can wrap myself around my partner's orgasm. Feeling a woman's orgasm just isn't the same...but I wouldn't be surprised that some expensive strapon's would have an option for simulating the contractions of the male orgasm.

hehehe, I read that as "I can wrap myself around my partner's organ"

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:02 pm

Well, she'd have to be able to do the latter in order to experience the former ... *cough*

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:33 pm

tellner wrote:
HentaiCat wrote:
*wicked, evil grin*

Hi. My name's Honor. I'm six feet tall, and I have a strap on I'd like you to meet. And I bet you I have as many hours behind the wheel as a lot of men do.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:37 am

Scarecrow wrote:I'm new here...

..be gentle

Mmm, fresh meat! Uh, I mean, welcome!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:20 am

tellner wrote:It's not Mike Fink's Brag, but it'll do if you add a couple more stanzas

Uhm... I guess. If you look at it in a very particular way in which it wasn't intended. I certainly didn't say anything I think could easily be misconstrued as boastful, unless admitting to have had sex is boastful. I didn't even say I was any good at it.

Unholy said something about us poor, weak girls not being strong enough or experienced enough at fucking to do any damage, so I gave some very basic informaiton designed to show the folly of that generalization.

The other part? I didn't say anything about them liking -me- better than a penis, I just said they liked strap on dildo's.

And, on that note...

Misca wrote:*waves* I'd say the real thing is preferable, because for me the most gratifying thing about sex is when I can wrap myself around my partner's orgasm. Feeling a woman's orgasm just isn't the same...but I wouldn't be surprised that some expensive strapon's would have an option for simulating the contractions of the male orgasm.

Well... Unless you were the one wielding the strap-on, the woman's orgasm you'd be feeling is your own, not hers. I could even make a technical argument that it's not the penis you prefer to the dildo, but the biological reactions of the human being driving it, but that's splitting hairs for an argument I'm not sure I even buy

That aside, yeah... several of the girls I've talked to who like the cock, that's one of the things they like most about it. It would be difficult to overstate how much I -don't- like that part, personally, but I can see it being pretty cool for a het or seriously bi girl. I'd agree that I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if a dildo wasn't eventually marketed that simulated ejaculation and... stuff. And I'll gouge out my eyes and have my arms and legs chopped off before I get anywhere near one. I'm more squeemish about that than a lot of dykes in that don't even like dildos to be colored or textured "realistically".

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:05 am

I just have to say that I'm all for what Miss Misca's on about - with bells on.... Big, huge, clanging, god-damned, enormous mother-fecking bells.... Sometimes there's just no better feeling

(I apologise if my verve has caused any non-cockians to shiver in any form of unpleasant response, sorry

)

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:03 am

Honor wrote:
tellner wrote:It's not Mike Fink's Brag, but it'll do if you add a couple more stanzas
Uhm... I guess. If you look at it in a very particular way in which it wasn't intended. I certainly didn't say anything I think could easily be misconstrued as boastful, unless admitting to have had sex is boastful. I didn't even say I was any good at it.

It was meant as a compliment. Back in the day "brag" wasn't perjorative. A man's brag (or a woman's around other women) was a sort of poetic business card. It was supposed to be entertaining and impressive and establish your bona fides.

You could have just said "Horseshit! I'm a woman, and I'm really good with a strap on." You jazzed it up a little, caught our interest and made it entertaining. That's what a good brag should do.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:32 am

Lulujayne wrote:(I apologise if my verve has caused any non-cockians to shiver in any form of unpleasant response, sorry )

QUITE the opposite.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:38 am

Lulujayne wrote:(I apologise if my verve has caused any non-cockians to shiver in any form of unpleasant response, sorry )

Speaking as a heterosexual male, I actually found it quite reassuring. ^^

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:52 am

Honor wrote:Well... Unless you were the one wielding the strap-on, the woman's orgasm you'd be feeling is your own, not hers. I could even make a technical argument that it's not the penis you prefer to the dildo, but the biological reactions of the human being driving it, but that's splitting hairs for an argument I'm not sure I even buy

By feeling hers I ment around my fingers or what not

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