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... Short! :3

I like my women like I like my, uh, three-year-old laptop with a failing heatsink ...
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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Hot and noisy.

I like my women like I like my Tea....
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Churba wrote:
I like my women like I like my Tea....
Hot and noisy.

I like my women like I like my Mark 83 Mod 7 2000lb Low Drag Incendiary Munitions.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

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Gentle and Kind.

I like my women like I like my knives....
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...well-honed.

I like my women like I like my three-year-olds...
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.. toilet trained and well behaved!

I like my men like I like my gaffer tape
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fireydragon wrote:I like my men like I like my gaffer tape
Strong, tacky, versatile and always handy to have around.

I like my women like I like my truck...
"The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile."
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Never afraid to get a little dirty and enough room in the rear to store my junk.


I like my women like I like a highway...
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...easy to get on and off.

I like my women like I like my hardware stores...
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..tiny, dusty, and jammed full of nuts.

I like my women like I like my suicide...
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

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... Japanese.

I like my women like I like my grass clippings...
Adults are just outdated children and the hell with them. - Dr. Suess
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...lying chopped up in the garbage bin.

I like my women like I like my rutabaga...
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Reesa-chan wrote:I like my women like I like my rutabaga...
In a persistent vegetative state? Hmmm ...

I like my women like I like tako nigiri ...
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Served to me on a platter and comes with extra tentacles.

I like my women like I like my digital camera...
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...raw, pink, and tentacles *everywhere.*

I like my women like I like my boogers...
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sticky slimy and slighty salty

I like my women like I like my music
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... Smooth and silky.

I like my women like I like my art ...
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...curves in all the right places.

I like my women the way I like my kitchen timer...
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easy to adjust always on time

I like my women how I like my Operating system
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Bloated, buggy, and prone to crashing unexpectedly?

I like my women like I like my thesaurus ...
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