22 year old white guy living in The Middle of Nowhere, also known as Kansas. Bisexual, I suppose, though I've never really thought about it a whole lot. I'm more attracted to women physically, but I relate to other males better on a personal and, I suppose you could say, intimate level. I often get mistaken for female online, due to my personality, apparently, unless I specify that I'm male. Growing up as the youngest of five and the only boy, with a father who was working most of the time, might have something to do with that.
Hobbies consist most of reading (sci-fi mostly, and occasionally horror), video games (RPGs, wargames, and fighting games, for the most part), and poking around online.
I'm currently attending an Electrical Mechanics course at vocational school in Whichita. I hate physical work, so I'm pondering going for an Electronics degree next year, when I'm done with the EM course.
I'm also a furry, a cat furry to be specific. That's all I'm going to say about that right now because I don't think anyone here gives enough of a damn to read anything more detailed.
And that's about it for me. Yes, I know I'm just about the most boring damn person you could ever meet. I've come to terms with that.
Who the hell is . . .
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Jetsetlemming
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My name's Gabriel, I'm 18, and live in the US, eastern Pennsylvania to be specific. I put down "Native American" on questions about race, though I'm only a quarter (the blue eyes give me away in that regard 
). I'm currently a senior going to high school online, which gives me plenty of time to waste, and waste it I do. My last job was selling Cutco knives, but I quit that. Selling $800 knife sets in poor urban enviroments isn't the best idea ever hatched. I live in the biggest house in my neighborhood thanks to inheritance: Everyone else is in rowhomes when I have almost half an acre.
Almost every relationship I've been in has been a long term one, with the longest lasting five years (counting a couple breaks). Considering I'm 18, obviously I haven't been in all that many relationships. Contrary to my typical habits, when I lost my virginity I knew the girl for about two days before hand, though I was friends with an ex-boyfriend of hers. My last significant relationship was a long distance one, and I've vowed to never be in one again, though I know I'll break that vow easily for the right girl.
I tend to have heavy smartass reactions to people arguing against other people's opinions as if they were a factoid to be debated, I've had gay porn written about me by a stalker that lives in new zealand, I'm single, I have tendancies to be emo at times but cover it up as much as possible in public, and plan to go to school for programming next year.
Also, I just bought a new video card from newegg. ^_^
). I'm currently a senior going to high school online, which gives me plenty of time to waste, and waste it I do. My last job was selling Cutco knives, but I quit that. Selling $800 knife sets in poor urban enviroments isn't the best idea ever hatched. I live in the biggest house in my neighborhood thanks to inheritance: Everyone else is in rowhomes when I have almost half an acre. Almost every relationship I've been in has been a long term one, with the longest lasting five years (counting a couple breaks). Considering I'm 18, obviously I haven't been in all that many relationships. Contrary to my typical habits, when I lost my virginity I knew the girl for about two days before hand, though I was friends with an ex-boyfriend of hers. My last significant relationship was a long distance one, and I've vowed to never be in one again, though I know I'll break that vow easily for the right girl.
I tend to have heavy smartass reactions to people arguing against other people's opinions as if they were a factoid to be debated, I've had gay porn written about me by a stalker that lives in new zealand, I'm single, I have tendancies to be emo at times but cover it up as much as possible in public, and plan to go to school for programming next year.
Also, I just bought a new video card from newegg. ^_^
I'm 21. I'll be 22 in a few days. My name's Joe and I'm a white male (pics on my profile/in the piccy thread), Living with my gf and my cat in a caravan with no running water in Wales, UK.
I'm a carer for the physically disabled, which isn't what I grew up wanting to do, but it pays the bills while I study for my degree in Environmental Studies part time. I fucked up my years in secondary school by never being there and never being sober. That's why I'm trying to make up for it now. Put myself back about 4 years though.
My dreams are to make a difference for the better in this world, which is a terribly cliched and naive thing to say I know. Not a little difference like giving some money to charity or recycling my rubbish or working in care, but a tangible difference that makes a profound change to our situation. Holding me back from that dream is the fact that I am so damn lazy.
More short term goals are to grade in Kung Fu, which I've recently taken up, and to finish my goddamn degree.
Apart from the kung fu, I study historical sword and buckler fencing and a little boxing.
Sexually, I'm pretty straight. I'd try anything once out of curiosity, but I find the female body far more aesthetically pleasing than the male form. At any rate, I'm very much in love with my gf so I guess it's a bit hypothetical for me at the moment.
Politically, I'd say I lean to the left, although I think I may have to vote conservative next election to prevent myself from being issued with an ID card and having a barcode stamped on my forehead.
You want to talk to me about anything, I'm always happy to listen. I think my contact details are on my profile.
I'm a carer for the physically disabled, which isn't what I grew up wanting to do, but it pays the bills while I study for my degree in Environmental Studies part time. I fucked up my years in secondary school by never being there and never being sober. That's why I'm trying to make up for it now. Put myself back about 4 years though.
My dreams are to make a difference for the better in this world, which is a terribly cliched and naive thing to say I know. Not a little difference like giving some money to charity or recycling my rubbish or working in care, but a tangible difference that makes a profound change to our situation. Holding me back from that dream is the fact that I am so damn lazy.
More short term goals are to grade in Kung Fu, which I've recently taken up, and to finish my goddamn degree.
Apart from the kung fu, I study historical sword and buckler fencing and a little boxing.
Sexually, I'm pretty straight. I'd try anything once out of curiosity, but I find the female body far more aesthetically pleasing than the male form. At any rate, I'm very much in love with my gf so I guess it's a bit hypothetical for me at the moment.
Politically, I'd say I lean to the left, although I think I may have to vote conservative next election to prevent myself from being issued with an ID card and having a barcode stamped on my forehead.
You want to talk to me about anything, I'm always happy to listen. I think my contact details are on my profile.
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Laziness: the number one cause of death for plans of world peace.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
It's interesting that a fair few male folk here identify themselves as bisexual but then go on to say that they prefer women... Not that it means anything in particular, I'm just deeply intrigued by the infinite shades of colour that make up the spectrum of sexuality.
As for me, I like everybody. Especially during the mating season
As for me, I like everybody. Especially during the mating season
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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MaryxTyphus
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Hi my name's Mary, Mary Typhus. My real name's Crystal Kay Runions. My Dad actually named me 'Crystal' after the stone because he believes that lots of energy can come from crystals (With them being used in radios and the like, it's not a far off dilemma). 'Kay' came from my Great Grandmother, her name was actually 'Kay' (So people get confused and think I'm only giving my middle initial when I say my middle name) I am 18 years old, soon to be 19 in two months. I have four other siblings, two of them are mentally handicapped. My brother Alex (Named after Alexander the Great) is two years younger than me and suffers from Autism but he is beginning to talk which is a good thing, while my other brother Elrick (Named after Elric from the Elric Saga but forced to put a 'K' on the end to keep people from calling him 'Elritch') is four years younger than me and suffers from Cerebral Palsy but the good news is is that he is slowly starting to be able to walk. My half sister Angel is ten years old and of course named after 'Angels', my mother not really a religious person but that's one thing she believes in is Angels. She's very sweet and very smart but for now she lacks judgement and common sense which usually gets her into trouble. And my half Brother Sean is six years old and was named for I think the Irish word meaning 'King' (even though all the Baby name meanings say it means 'God's grace' but ah well). He's a little hellraiser most of the time but he's very intelligent and wants to be a mechanic when he grows up. I now moved out and I'm living with Hentai Cat for the moment doing an American School's program so to get my diploma
You're probably wondering why I chose the Name or Psuedonym 'Mary Typhus' and in all honesty you're probably either going to laugh, shake your head or masturbate to this but, originally I was going to write a Self insertion Fanfic for the game 'Parasite Eve' which would take place before 'Parasite Eve II' and shortly after the original 'Parasite Eve'.(Waring! Potential Spoliers if you have not played the game much) It was basically along the lines of Aya, after fighting Eve and the Ultimate Being, encounters even more drastic unstable mutations that even Maya cannot control and she tries to will her body to control and fears becoming just like Eve. Meanwhile, another problem's at hand; Doctor Klamp wasn't just Melissa Pearce's Doctor, he had another patient he was working on that he gave a heart transplant to because she suffered an extreme case of Endocarditis. In turn it was a success but she showed no signs of the Mitochondria Eve being active. So she failed to be Eve and then he worked on Melissa. When Eve and the Purebred died the Mitochondria withing her awakened and about that time mutated with the bacteria left over and created a full new being, intent on spreading a new disease to wipe out mankind and repopulate with a better race. She then transforms into several stages and starts mass killing the entire City while hunting down Aya. Aya finds her and they start to fight but in the middle the girl reveals to have one long tentacle and proceeds to rape her with it so to make the ultimate being once more. I was going to write it but I could never get around to it. I actually thought out alot as to how I'd intergrate everything to it so as to not contradict the actual game. I made fan art of her though, I'll show once I get a scanner (I'm such a geek). After all that I thought the name 'Mary Typhus' Suited her because she was named after Mary Mallon or 'Typhoid Mary'. After that it just stuck
As for my Sexual Orientation, mostly straight. I look at Yuri mainly because I find it aesteticly pleasing to look at and from what I've heard most straight women would say they rather look at two girls having sex than two regular looking guys because the two girls actually look prettier and there is actually some beauty to it. I like Yaoi too and some gay porn though most of the porn I've found they either look sick or just ugly to me. As to whether or not I'd have sex with a girl, I guess it'd all come down if she actually appeals to me, if I find her attractive either physically or mentally enough then yeah probably. It's just I'm usually very very picky. And yes if Honor offered I'd have sex with her
I'm not very Religious, I'd actually say I'm Agnostic. I believe there's probably a higher being(s) up there but in all honesty I don't know whether or not he/she/it/they exist and/or have the power to smite me and really just don't care that he/she/it/they're there. So yeah, Agnostic.
My Political views are pretty much blank, I mean I don't really like the Republican party because not only are they mostly really stubborn but they bring religion into everything, and I don't like some of the people the Democratic party has on their side. So I'm Independent, not Independent party, but just alone, leaning towards the Green Party.
I like Reading, Writing (has to be either stories, poems, or journal entries or else I just get sick of it real fast), Drawing, Cooking, or just plain making something. It can extend to making a clay sculpture to actually programming or putting together something, I mainly just like working with my hands.
Pretty much it
You're probably wondering why I chose the Name or Psuedonym 'Mary Typhus' and in all honesty you're probably either going to laugh, shake your head or masturbate to this but, originally I was going to write a Self insertion Fanfic for the game 'Parasite Eve' which would take place before 'Parasite Eve II' and shortly after the original 'Parasite Eve'.(Waring! Potential Spoliers if you have not played the game much) It was basically along the lines of Aya, after fighting Eve and the Ultimate Being, encounters even more drastic unstable mutations that even Maya cannot control and she tries to will her body to control and fears becoming just like Eve. Meanwhile, another problem's at hand; Doctor Klamp wasn't just Melissa Pearce's Doctor, he had another patient he was working on that he gave a heart transplant to because she suffered an extreme case of Endocarditis. In turn it was a success but she showed no signs of the Mitochondria Eve being active. So she failed to be Eve and then he worked on Melissa. When Eve and the Purebred died the Mitochondria withing her awakened and about that time mutated with the bacteria left over and created a full new being, intent on spreading a new disease to wipe out mankind and repopulate with a better race. She then transforms into several stages and starts mass killing the entire City while hunting down Aya. Aya finds her and they start to fight but in the middle the girl reveals to have one long tentacle and proceeds to rape her with it so to make the ultimate being once more. I was going to write it but I could never get around to it. I actually thought out alot as to how I'd intergrate everything to it so as to not contradict the actual game. I made fan art of her though, I'll show once I get a scanner (I'm such a geek). After all that I thought the name 'Mary Typhus' Suited her because she was named after Mary Mallon or 'Typhoid Mary'. After that it just stuck
As for my Sexual Orientation, mostly straight. I look at Yuri mainly because I find it aesteticly pleasing to look at and from what I've heard most straight women would say they rather look at two girls having sex than two regular looking guys because the two girls actually look prettier and there is actually some beauty to it. I like Yaoi too and some gay porn though most of the porn I've found they either look sick or just ugly to me. As to whether or not I'd have sex with a girl, I guess it'd all come down if she actually appeals to me, if I find her attractive either physically or mentally enough then yeah probably. It's just I'm usually very very picky. And yes if Honor offered I'd have sex with her
I'm not very Religious, I'd actually say I'm Agnostic. I believe there's probably a higher being(s) up there but in all honesty I don't know whether or not he/she/it/they exist and/or have the power to smite me and really just don't care that he/she/it/they're there. So yeah, Agnostic.
My Political views are pretty much blank, I mean I don't really like the Republican party because not only are they mostly really stubborn but they bring religion into everything, and I don't like some of the people the Democratic party has on their side. So I'm Independent, not Independent party, but just alone, leaning towards the Green Party.
I like Reading, Writing (has to be either stories, poems, or journal entries or else I just get sick of it real fast), Drawing, Cooking, or just plain making something. It can extend to making a clay sculpture to actually programming or putting together something, I mainly just like working with my hands.
Pretty much it
Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
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Maryavatar
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I'm Mary. That's me in the avatar (I airbrushed myself) I'm right in the middle of the glorious hormone surge that hits women in their 30s. I'm Scottish, and grew up on the 59th parallel. If you're feeling particularly bored or anal you could probably find out exactly where, or at least narrow it down to two islands.
I've been married for 13 years and I have three spawn. I live in England now, and complain bitterly about the overly hot summers
A long long time ago I was a research biochemist, but now I'm a web developer. I also write porn, and have had a homoerotic science fiction novella published (I think 12 people bought it).
Oh, and I have a great big sticky Thing for tentacles, which probably isn't surprising considering I'm here.
I've been married for 13 years and I have three spawn. I live in England now, and complain bitterly about the overly hot summers
A long long time ago I was a research biochemist, but now I'm a web developer. I also write porn, and have had a homoerotic science fiction novella published (I think 12 people bought it).Oh, and I have a great big sticky Thing for tentacles, which probably isn't surprising considering I'm here.
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Swordsman3003
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*tapps mic* Hello? is this on`?
Oh right, my name these days is Linda Sofia Hartlén, 31 year old transgendered woman (ie born male). I have just finished my transition and am now getting ready to start living for the first time in my life.
I am born and raised in the cold south of Sweden (europe) but recent events (I have met a lovely american man) has me looking to move to the states. Guess we all make mistakes now and then
My hobbies include painting little plastic men (Games workshop models for their tabletop games), reading books (mostly romantic fantasy) and of course computers.
I guess I am bisexual much to my big suprise. I always thought I only liked girls but then Matt came along and ruined that.
Oh right, my name these days is Linda Sofia Hartlén, 31 year old transgendered woman (ie born male). I have just finished my transition and am now getting ready to start living for the first time in my life.
I am born and raised in the cold south of Sweden (europe) but recent events (I have met a lovely american man) has me looking to move to the states. Guess we all make mistakes now and then
My hobbies include painting little plastic men (Games workshop models for their tabletop games), reading books (mostly romantic fantasy) and of course computers.
I guess I am bisexual much to my big suprise. I always thought I only liked girls but then Matt came along and ruined that.
have you hugged a Lobsta today? join the Lobsta Liberation!
Rest in peace vengybabe
Rest in peace vengybabe
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Dancing Mongoose
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Swordsman3003
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Nice to hear that you're doing well, linda!
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Ok, I'll have a go then....
I'm Mark. 35 yr old Male, living on the border of England and Wales. Currently single after a long term relationship of 18 years. Father of two daughters. I'm pretty sure I'm straight sexually but the occasional gay/ shemale fantasy creeps in when I'm not looking!
I work in construction, which basically covers everything you need to know to build your own home. (As long as you want to live in a tent!)
I never was political until this country of ours became Europe's shit pit. (That's no way intended to be a slur on Europe or Europeans but the current government have made it very difficult to be an
English person living in England) So, now I'm more conservative than most. (Jeez, I'm going to hell for that one!)
I spend my time working, reading.....mainly fantasy stuff and erotica, web surfing. I do actually get out of the house to go to the gym and to train and play rugby. A boy's got to have some way of releasing his agression
It's been nice to see what everyone else here gets up to also
I'm Mark. 35 yr old Male, living on the border of England and Wales. Currently single after a long term relationship of 18 years. Father of two daughters. I'm pretty sure I'm straight sexually but the occasional gay/ shemale fantasy creeps in when I'm not looking!
I work in construction, which basically covers everything you need to know to build your own home. (As long as you want to live in a tent!)
I never was political until this country of ours became Europe's shit pit. (That's no way intended to be a slur on Europe or Europeans but the current government have made it very difficult to be an
English person living in England) So, now I'm more conservative than most. (Jeez, I'm going to hell for that one!)
I spend my time working, reading.....mainly fantasy stuff and erotica, web surfing. I do actually get out of the house to go to the gym and to train and play rugby. A boy's got to have some way of releasing his agression
It's been nice to see what everyone else here gets up to also
Rubbing and stroking since 1983
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Kittydragon
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Hallo!
I am, as most people are. Except when I'm not. But primarily I am.
Hobbies include being, not being, making half-sensical or non-sensical statements, reading, writing, masturbating, dreaming, traipsing through the web, crafting, peanuts.
I am a 21 year-old female, about to turn another year in a week. I prefer males for sexual encounters though I've had the occasional female, but I will not date females anymore because I have never met a woman who was not insane, self included.
I like pie.
A chihuahua peed on me last night
I am, as most people are. Except when I'm not. But primarily I am.
Hobbies include being, not being, making half-sensical or non-sensical statements, reading, writing, masturbating, dreaming, traipsing through the web, crafting, peanuts.
I am a 21 year-old female, about to turn another year in a week. I prefer males for sexual encounters though I've had the occasional female, but I will not date females anymore because I have never met a woman who was not insane, self included.
I like pie.
A chihuahua peed on me last night
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Swordsman3003
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Aww... chihuahua...
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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RavenxDrake
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Haha, that sounded like somethng a guy I know would say.kittydragon wrote:
I am, as most people are. Except when I'm not. But primarily I am.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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JohnnyTwoEyes
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who the hell still is JohnnyTwoEyes?
I figured this is as good a place as any to update.
Those of you who care have probably noticed that even after my "yay I'm back" thread I'm still not, you know, back.
My health has been failing me more and more, and I have found myself retreating into the few places I feel comfortable. Sadly, the internet is not one of those places. I will try to check up more regularly on here, if only to boast about how my boy is coming to visit in January.
Also to update: I have a new pet who lives on my desk. His name is Stoppard and he is a miniature Norfolk Island Pine tree. Feel free to leave me cute pictures or messages and I will print them onto little cards and hang them from his branches for the season (If one of you feels that it will be a fun enough project, you can start a thread on it and I will take a picture of Stoppard). My only request is no overt pornography, as my desk is in a semipublic location.
Ciao for Niao!
Those of you who care have probably noticed that even after my "yay I'm back" thread I'm still not, you know, back.
My health has been failing me more and more, and I have found myself retreating into the few places I feel comfortable. Sadly, the internet is not one of those places. I will try to check up more regularly on here, if only to boast about how my boy is coming to visit in January.
Also to update: I have a new pet who lives on my desk. His name is Stoppard and he is a miniature Norfolk Island Pine tree. Feel free to leave me cute pictures or messages and I will print them onto little cards and hang them from his branches for the season (If one of you feels that it will be a fun enough project, you can start a thread on it and I will take a picture of Stoppard). My only request is no overt pornography, as my desk is in a semipublic location.
Ciao for Niao!
"The mind in its own place, and in it self
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n."
John Milton's Paradise Lost, lines 254 & 255
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n."
John Milton's Paradise Lost, lines 254 & 255