For the Ladies

MaryxTyphus · Post by **MaryxTyphus** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:16 pm

squidflakes wrote: Anyway, as to you wish.. I've got one of the things you require

You have a vagina?!

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:47 pm

Several, of varying sizes and textures, under his sink in his toybin.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:21 pm

Honor wrote:
ce6 wrote:
Honor wrote:Most het girls, as I understand it, prefer the real ones... It makes no sense to me, but there it is.
Well, I'm not aware of any dildo that will hold and cuddle after sex, or be willing to help with the housework, or listen when you need to complain after a rough day at work.
Jeezus... Another one. Are you guys somehow not getting that it's the girlfriend wearing the dildo, rather than the dildo itself, that does this stuff?

Once again, I suppose I am speaking in too general of terms, and forgetting to specify such, in order to satisfy you.
Dildos in general do not require an assistant to be of use. Strap(less)-ons are best used with an assistant, but it is not necessary.
I am unaware of any fully-functioning penis that will operate in an acceptable manner without some moron attached to it. This moron is not optional equipment, and therefore can provide the other non-sexual services mentioned. Dildos do not inherently come equipped from the store with a dedicated assistant, one must be provided by the end-user.
Hence my reasoning that the dildo itself cannot be used for these other services, but by proper persuasion, the penis's attached moron will provide all these and much more (even if it can be rather frustrating trying to reson with one).

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:15 pm

I would have to say that a penis is a better pleasure recieving than pleasure giving organ.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:45 pm

I second Honor, Putaro, i like you. Your descriptions of why dildo > cock and why you <3 your cock are hilarious and oh so true. *cuddleglompgropes*

tellner wrote:I have no idea what sort of sex toy would fit you best, but I can recommend some mood music Wherever You're Going, I'd Like to Come by the funny and sexy Canadian band The Wet Spots. The singer dedicated it to herself. She says that like a lot of women she suffers from delayed orgasm. In her case the first one was delayed by 24 years. Their CD is great; how can you not love an album whose first song is Do You Take it in the Ass?. I wish I'd had their Sing Your Way to Better Sex video when I was starting out. Would have made the first few experiences not as much of a travesty.

thankies!!! sounds awesome!!! i looove music. hm... maybe i should make myself a mix cd of all the music that gets me going... just gotta make sure not to accidentally put in any of the songs that make me cry. 'cuz there are alot of those by the same artists!

All this talk of strap ons etcetera got me thinking.... I'll know I've found the right man for me when he's willing to take it up the ass from me with a strap on. *nods sagely*

~Sara

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:18 pm

putaro wrote:I can pee standing up

Uhh...

Anyway, I continue to wait for the stage of medical development where one could go futanari without the nasty little side-effects that are currently associated with the process.

Or a Matrix. A Matrix would solve a lot of those problems, properly utilized. I also saw where such a Matrix could be used to explain the Fermi Paradox. (Which basically says, if life is supposed to be everywhere in the universe, and intelligent life common, why don't we see them? One proposed theory is that they reach a developmental point where they're more interested in modifying themselves and less in modifying their surroundings, and stop expanding. Actually, that's my version of it, his basically said, "They all start playing XBox instead of reproducing, and go extinct.")

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:09 pm

Actually, I think that theory is very interesting. I will have to remember that. I really do like it.

SpasticSage · Post by **SpasticSage** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:21 pm

Moo Cow wrote:*nods sagely*

It's nice to be having some influence around here.

Moo Cow wrote:All this talk of strap ons etcetera got me thinking.... I'll know I've found the right man for me when he's willing to take it up the ass from me with a strap on.

I've always felt like I'd be up for giving it a shot. No guarantees that I'd like it or do it again.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:25 pm

David Brin wrote a whole collection of stories offering answers to the Fermi Paradox The River of Time.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:27 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:
kingofthemorlocks wrote: But then again, I'm the weird guy who'd rather eat pussy than get a blowjob. YMMV.
There is more than one of you.

Yep. I've got one myself.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:43 pm

Yea, what Toawa said

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:12 am

Reminds me of an old story about the Garden of Eden....

The Almighty had a few goodies left over in His bag and called Adam and Eve over to give them something extra.

"First off, the ability to pee standing up."

"Ooh, ooh, me! me! me!" said Adam. "I could get so much more done. It would look so cool. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!"

"Alright," said I Am That I Am and watched Adam run off to piss on the bushes.

"What about you, Eve. Let's see what I have... Hmm. Multiple orgasms."

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:14 am

MaryxTyphus wrote:
squidflakes wrote: Anyway, as to you wish.. I've got one of the things you require
You have a vagina?!

Tentacles.

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:07 am

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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*deep breath*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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The topic ate my brain noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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Few had to get that out of my system.
Anyway there aren't any simple anwser to which is better, however I must say a penis will always be better than a dildo for oral sex, and I do mean for preforming on not get from although the latter would be true too since there's no sensory feed back that'd work right, and if you say other wise you don't like giveing oral sex. That's all I'm saying, after all I don't want to have to explain stuff like semen is neither a poisonous nore venomous, however is infact bio hazardous waste, but so are ovum, and will remain inert with out ovum. Where as ovum can attack even with out deadly sperm, hence every single Jesus Christ Lizard in existance.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:47 am

swordsman3003 wrote:
kingofthemorlocks wrote: But then again, I'm the weird guy who'd rather eat pussy than get a blowjob. YMMV.
There is more than one of you.

<_<

>_>

...Theres more than two of you...

<_<

>_>

btw, why the hell is that weird?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:39 am

Tentacles. that. lay eggs. into people.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:39 pm

All this talk of strap ons etcetera got me thinking.... I'll know I've found the right man for me when he's willing to take it up the ass from me with a strap on. *nods sagely*

~Sara

*raises hand*

Tentacles. that. lay eggs. into people.

Sadly I dont think squids do that...

The Almighty had a few goodies left over in His bag and called Adam and Eve over to give them something extra.

"First off, the ability to pee standing up."

"Ooh, ooh, me! me! me!" said Adam. "I could get so much more done. It would look so cool. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!"

"Alright," said I Am That I Am and watched Adam run off to piss on the bushes.

"What about you, Eve. Let's see what I have... Hmm. Multiple orgasms."

Now I hate Adam

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:42 pm

I think it is very hard not to hate Adam or Eve at some point.

HoneyNClover · Post by **HoneyNClover** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:21 pm

HentaiCat wrote: Is anyone here fans of the kind of tentacle hentai were the tentacles lay eggs in the girl...? You know, just wondering...

O_O, wow...I thought I was the only person in the world who enjoyed that xD...*goes off and plays the miko character in biko 3*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:27 pm

Perhaps everybody secretly likes it but also thinks nobody else does?