I'm enlisting.

[Infinity-Iz-Blue]

Well, best of luck to you. I don't always beleive that the wars America fights are truly justified, and I sometimes find it embaressing that you our allies tend to loose more soldiers by accident than through enemy action, but I have a great deal of respect for the individual men and women on the feild.

Look after the Limeys for me!

Don't worry, we'll keep the Paras out of trouble. they can ride home on my tank after their drinking binges.

very few wars can truly be justified through moral reasoning. but many can be justified through practical reasoning. justification is a relative truth.

Hah, yes indeed. Unfortunately, I'm one of those who tries to rationalise everything morally. I mourn the fact that socialism can never work.

Why aren't you a philosopher, with a mindset like that??

[Major Maxillary]

Hah, yes indeed. Unfortunately, I'm one of those who tries to rationalise everything morally. I mourn the fact that socialism can never work.

Why aren't you a philosopher, with a mindset like that??

Who said i wasn't?

[CottonStar]

You mean you didn't that it might do so before that?

You mean that I didn't think he had a promising career before?? No he had wanted to be an MP fron the time he was in middle school I belive. He would have made a damn good one too. Guy is 6'8" and at the time built like a brick. He has had to let himself slip cause he can't really exersize anymore. At least he is working with the millitary in one form though so I suppose it aint all bad.

No, I was referencing the whole "Humvee rolling over and messing up your back" thing. I've kinda heard that vehicles rolling over on you can be kinda hazardous to your health.

[Infinity-Iz-Blue]

Hah, yes indeed. Unfortunately, I'm one of those who tries to rationalise everything morally. I mourn the fact that socialism can never work.

Why aren't you a philosopher, with a mindset like that??

Who said i wasn't?

Out-thunk once more!

[Major Maxillary]

I just finished my first run. hoo, it's alot harder than sprinting.

I thought i'd just run down to the Burger King, since it's close to a mile away, and i was hungry. I decided to try to pace myself like any sane individual, only it's bloody hard to pace yourself while running down a hill. so i took a short break outside the laundrymat, then resumed, but decided to stop at the little deli mentioned in the Starbucks bingo thread for some water. i sat in there until the room stopped spinning, then resumed. took another, longer break at the fountain outside the Eerie train station, where i felt like vomiting, thogh i amd good at keeping it in. after recovering i ran across a parking lot and past the church to the bank, where i had to run an errand, though the ATM was out of order so that part of the plan was shot. by this timei was so fucked i decided to just walk the remaining fifty meters to Burger King, only running so i didn't get ran over by the traffic.

after eating a walked home.

I do feel better now, though. now for more push-ups.

[Squidflakes]

Keep up that running. The more you get used to it now, the less chunks you'll be hurling in basic.

Oh! Don't ignore leg strength. A buddy of mine was the push and pull up KING! He joined the corps and was just kicking the hell out of everyone in those two areas. When it came time for leg excercises though, he was completely weak.

[SpasticSage]

Yeah, you might want to be careful about your diet immediately before running.

I usually find that drinking toooo much water while running can sometimes make the water want to come back up.

Also, I find that having something really heavy for lunch will upset an evening run.

(Going to run 5K with my municipal running club, starting in 45 minutes).


Going back to another topic, do you get A/C in tanks? I'd almost think you'd have to...

[Major Maxillary]

The A1 doesn't have A/C, but the A2 has all manner of electronics so It's needed to keep them from melting, but it has the added bonus of cooling off the crew, too.

unless you're the driver.

of course, now we got a trade-off, we're better off than the infantry in the summer, but come winter our asses are freezing.

[Assamite]

Aw, man, you done fucked this one up!

Now you gotta wait out an entire agonizing military career until you can get your first military BJ at E-6!
What you should've done is applied yourself to the OCS. You can do this by convincing your recruiter that you're sharp-minded - in other words, act smarter than them, which is usually not so hard. Then when you receive your commission and deploy with your first unit, THEN the head starts comin' - as early as then, or at the very least O-2. The fellator will not be guaranteed to be female, but then again that's what Don't Ask Don't Tell is for.




Aww, who am I kidding! Enlisted personnel are the muscle of our military, and I wish you a good luck in your endeavours. Just keep in mind those benefits you were promised, since the DoD is intent on screwing you out of them. (It's also probably easier to keep those benefits as an officer, but that's another story.)

And yes, the Navy DOES have the best sodomy, bar none.