OH, YES!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun May 15, 2005 3:21 pm

The best romance novel (despite not being a novel) is "Love's Eldritch Ichor." Lovecraftian romance, awwww, so sweet.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sun May 15, 2005 3:58 pm

Romance novels suck. I read incredibly smutty fanfiction... usually Harry Potter... like Harry/Snape or Draco/Hermione or Hermione/Snape or Harry/Draco or Lupin/Sirius... oh god I'm going to hell. That's ok though. Honestly, I enjoy the fics, (great ones are rare yet amazing, awful ones are hilarious) but rarely masturbate to them. Masturbating just doesn't do it for me. Though I doubt I put in enough effort... I'd rather splurge for some toys in 6 months when I'm legal.

~Sara

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun May 15, 2005 4:39 pm

grins.. toys of joy for every girl and boy.
I'm glad i'm not the onyl one here who like to read incredibly bad smutfic. and as of harry potter smut fic, ginny/cho is my fave.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun May 15, 2005 6:34 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:Also, for five months before we sarted dating, her sex life consisted exclusively of masturbating to romance novels. No idea if that would be a factor, my guess would be that those books consist of a handsome, chiselled-ab guy pleasuring a woman while asking nothing in return.

Considering the number of guys who expect to be serviced without reciprocating I can see why it's a favorite female fantasy.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:35 am

*high-fives RantinAn* YES! Bad smutfic is almost as good as good smutfic! I've seen some Ginny Cho, intersting.... I tend to not read girl/girl as much, it interests me less. But I have my own HP smutfic... It's Harry/Cho except Harry is a wildly OOC bastard and rapist! *giggles* I'm not sure if it qualifies as really bad but if anyone wants to read it....

~Sara

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:32 pm

heheh you link me and i'll link you to the fuckinterrible(tm) zoids smut fic i'm writing now. or in other words, yes, let me read your bad fic.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:44 am

Ah, lemon fanfics, my first taste of the perversion that is the internet.

On another note- sure, I'll read your fanfic moo. but just as a favor!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:50 am

why read fan fics when you can read the greatest Gary Stu book series of all time, Shadows of the Empire.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:03 am

Moo Cow wrote:It's Harry/Cho except Harry is a wildly OOC bastard and rapist! *giggles* I'm not sure if it qualifies as really bad but if anyone wants to read it....

I couldn't find Harry/Cho, so I went with the next best thing.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:06 am

squidflakes wrote:why read fan fics when you can read the greatest Gary Stu book series of all time, Shadows of the Empire.

Laughs like a fuckin loon. That's so damn accurate. Espicaly when one htinks about hte goddamned ph334z0m3 s3xx0r hormones. Bu thten again, it;s not fair, i;ve read a lot of garry stu fic where the garry was better written than Xizor.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:52 pm

Wow. And here I thought I was out of place with my Azumanga Daioh lemon.

The teachers! Yukari and What's her name! Not, like, the students or anything...

Yet.

Together.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun May 22, 2005 8:52 am

Of all lemons, which do you think end up in the most disturbing way? Probably Pokemon.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:13 pm

pokemon snuff lemon is pritty bad. but ther;s worse out ther. much much much worse.
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/

Home of the worst fanfics period. And creapy stalker fic. and all sorts of other horribleness. Including some of mine. read at your own risk.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:49 pm

Heh, that's actually where my HP smutfic is - I was banned from FFN. I should join Skyehawk or something. But AFFN does have some awful, awful fic... but some good ones *cough*like mine*cough* hehe. Here's the link for all interested. I know I broke some of the rules of smut, but eh, whatever.

http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/authors.php?no=15732

This be me, REvenge be the story. Comment if you don't want to be eaten by flesh-eating bacteria *waves aroundd a vial like a madwoman*

~Sara

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:32 pm

Fires up type o negative and reads.

Type o is the PERFECT band to read smutfic to. And isint bad for writing smutfic for that matter, although rammstein, aka music to rape nuns too, is better.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:46 pm

YES! I love Rammstein anyway.. don't know the other band... but Rammstein I have a fic for!

~Sara

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:37 pm

Megahertz also has that wonderful sound that makes you feel happy as you casually comit genocide to alive that headache you woke up with