Gonna need to get my hands on a pic of my cat, Tabitha. She's cute, but she has the most obnoxious "MREOW!" (Think along the lines of the cat getting whacked in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and you're on the right track.)
RavenxDrake wrote:My personal Favourite two, especially in concert:
The number of people I spammed with that say either "awww" or damn you.
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
Unka Ghastly, where are the funny linkage thingies you used to post in the new section about how people got linked to the page? This just reminded me of that for some reason.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I've been showing all the cat pics to people, and one of my friends found this pic of a sleepy kitty and sent it to me in an email with the line - "Is it can be hibornashun tiem now plees?" So I put the text in the picture! yay for MS paint.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Ah yes, the eternal conundrum of a female with a live-in feline companion, "Do I punish him/her for rolling and shedding all over my black clothing 5 minutes before I need to leave for work, or do I damn it all and stay home and snuggle with the cuteness?"
I know this pain all to well...
My motorcyle taxi driver regularly plucks cat hairs off me of a morning.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.