I confess

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:29 am

I'm Finnish, it's part of my cultural heritage to worry about what other people think of me. A case in point:

An American, a Russian and a Finn were trekking in the Amazon jungle. A tapir ran across their path. The American thought: "I wonder if there is a market for tapirs." The Russian thought: "I wonder if tapirs are good to eat." The Finn thought: "I wonder what that tapir thinks of me."

Also, Mae West <3

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:52 am

Prettydragoon wrote:I'm Finnish, it's part of my cultural heritage to worry about what other people think of me.

That, and clinging on to countrymen when meeting them in alien enviroments. Speaking of which, hi!

Wipperwill · Post by **Wipperwill** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:57 am

Now this is Fem cred.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:07 am

WangyJohn wrote:
Prettydragoon wrote:I'm Finnish, it's part of my cultural heritage to worry about what other people think of me.
That, and clinging on to countrymen when meeting them in alien enviroments. Speaking of which, hi!

Absolutely. Fancy meeting you here!

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:25 pm

I confess that when I found out a member of another forum I go to died recently, I had to restrain myself from pointing out the appropriateness of said member's final post count: 404

Epiblast · Post by **Epiblast** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:59 pm

Prettydragoon wrote:I confess that I shaved my legs today. I've now lost all my feminist cred, but my jeans feel *so good* on smooth legs.

Balderdash. Not being forced to shave one's legs and being forced not to shave one's legs are completely different things. Insisting that one must not shave one's legs to be a feminist isn't feminist; it's just contrarian. The point of the leg-shaving thing is that it should be your choice whether or not to shave your legs, not that you should still have no choice in the matter, but in an opposite way. For what it's worth, I'd like the shaving of the legs (on either sex) to be regarded in a similar matter to men's shaving of their faces: as a matter of comfort and fashion choices made by individuals, and nothing more.

Sexy_fork · Post by **Sexy_fork** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:42 pm

I confess that I havent shaved my legs in a very, very long time (on the order of years) just due to general laziness and lac of necessity. I also confess that you can't tell I have hair on them. I love being blonde for that reason.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:10 am

Sexy_fork wrote:I love being blonde for that reason.

It's great, isn't it? Blondes FTW!

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:53 pm

I confess that I forget what I wanted to confess earlier.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:14 am

I confess that I came up with the phrase "I coulda been a cunt-tender" earlier today ...

I confess that my cleaning up of my room so my landlord could show it to another prospective tenant (I'm going to be moving again before the end of the month) consisted mostly of sweeping things under the rug (or at least the bed), and that I left for an hour-long bike ride when the visitor came over.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:21 am

I confess that I prefer hair on women's legs to itchy stubble on women's legs.

Also, I confess that I'm hooked on Opoona for the Wii lately. Very awesome, very little well known rpg. You get to throw your balls at the enemy.

Evilpika · Post by **Evilpika** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:10 pm

I confess that while watching Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann I keep wondering what Thymilf's name would stand for if it were a milf-type. Taiwanese Hyper-Yoga Master I'd Like To Fuck?

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:28 pm

I confess that I woke up horny as fuck this morning. @.@

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:26 pm

I confess I'm about to rant, and you should feel free to just skip over the rest of this post.

I confess I really like this german exchange student, and I've been hitting on him for a while now, and it seems to be working pretty well. unfortunately, there is a female australian student with mammoth breasts who is apparently a huge flirt. She has a boyfriend back home, but that doesn't stop her from climbing into his lap or feeding him cookies from her mouth. I went to a party on fri where they were both present, and in addition to these lovely tricks, she also repeatedly came over and came up with excuses to pull him away. She's annoying the fuck out of me, and the only upside is that three people witnessing this, the guy included (and one of them was unprovoked a couple days later) came up to me and told me not to worry about her, that she's just like that with all the guys.

This frustrates the hell out of me. Personally, if I was just friends with a guy, and he was being hit on by a hot chick, especially if he was reciprocating with a hand on her thigh or an arm around her waist, I would make myself scarce. I would not do everything possible to get in the way of the two of them hooking up. If I had the hots for him, however, then I might make an effort to cockblock similar to what she's been doing. Unless Australians have some sort of weird cultural thing going on that I'm not aware of, she either wants him, or just doesn't want me to have him. grrrr!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:48 pm

I confess that I wish girls would flirt with me. Or that I would at least know if a girl is flirting with me.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:04 pm

I also confess that "Two In The Pink, One In The Stink" would make an excellent bowling team name.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:01 pm

I confess I think this pizza gig is almost up
tomorrow I pay my speeding ticket and apply at another place
then I buy sushi
because the last couple weeks have been so shitty I don't even feel like talking about them anymore...

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:57 pm

I confess that my prior issue seems to have resolved itself... he messaged me and asked me to meet him downtown, we went for a drink in a lounge overlooking the riverfront and skyline, then we went to the casino and I won $20, then I drove him home and he kissed me goodbye, asked when he could see me again (tomorrow), and did this absolutely adorable tapping on my nose with his knuckle before getting out of the car.

I'm absolutely giddy.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:16 am

I confess that I want to ask one girl out to go watch Nausiica the Valley of the Wind, if it gets shown at the cinema over here...

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:51 am

I confess that I was horny this morning and yesterday, too! And still am! n.n

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