Oh, This Ghastly ship

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:17 pm

(groans so loudly that the whole ship reverberates)

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:49 pm

*** begins arduous task of cutting out and replacing over 50 meters of plasma ductwork because of strange "ionization" I saw as I was crawling my way out, in the dark. . . being a dialectical materialist, and not believing in ghosts, I conclude that some sort of nasty positronic contamination had gotten into the coolant, and was eating its way through the metal surface. . . ***

". . . watch out for the falling sparks from the cutting wheel kitty, you don't want those landing on your bare skin. "

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(or maybe you do. . . )

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:53 pm

You're right, I don't! *hides under Xero*

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:06 pm

*Looks up from his book, and upon seeing an instrument giving an odd reading, takes a foot off the top of the station and gives the panel a mighty thump with his boot heel, upon which it gets to working again. Giving the flight controls a slight adjustment, lights up another cigarette and goes back to his book.*

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:06 am

*sends more glowing lights floating through the remaining plasma ductwork, replacement plasma ductwork stocks, ship's ventilation system, ships' beer delivery system, various plumbing components, and basically anywhere else that fnyunj might be*

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:26 am

*finally gets drunk enough to start her shift and staggers to the medbay, carefully arranging her playtoys... errr, tools, when she gets there for the first patient to show up*

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:33 pm

RevChris77 wrote:*sends more glowing lights floating through the remaining plasma ductwork, replacement plasma ductwork stocks, ship's ventilation system, ships' beer delivery system, various plumbing components, and basically anywhere else that fnyunj might be*

ohh look glowly lights from the duct work

-busts out a bottle of absinthe-

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:50 pm

Absinthe makesth sthe heart grow fonder, eh?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:26 pm

Bad muffin.

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:53 am

*appears next to Xero suddenly* Did someone say absinthe? Gimme gimme gimme!

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:36 am

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

Fondling makes the tart grow bolder

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:30 am

BriHahn wrote:*appears next to Xero suddenly* Did someone say absinthe? Gimme gimme gimme!

-puts a shot between the conviently located breasts-

there you go hun

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:58 am

Uh, captain, have you updated your Tactical Aviatonary Control; Gravity, Navigation and Observation in Landing (T.A.C.G.N.O.L) Licence?

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:55 am

*finishes measuring everything, puts Nefarious Plan (tm) No. 317 into action*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:38 pm

*streaks along the bridge*
Wheee!

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:28 pm

*in an amazing display of dexterity, chugs the absinthe shot placed between her breasts without using anything other than her mouth* Ahhh... that hit the spot.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:18 pm

Oh doctor, you're needed in the medical bay, I seem to have an "itch" I can't seem to scratch on my own.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:56 am

::doesn't -quite- glance up from a primary repeater, cigarette clenched in her teeth::

License?? We don't need no steenkin' license!

::grins and winks::

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:25 am

*Looks over at the captain* You know, I'm not exactly totally sure that I've got a license for this thing either. *Collision warning sounds from his panel* Oh god....WHO IS FLYING THIS THING?

Oh, right.

*Pokes the flight controls to avoid a small asteroid*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:07 am

*sees a huge warning sign on the main screen*
"Beware: Rule 34 Planet Ahead. May Cause Cranial Hemorrhaging"

....that looks like a fun place to visit.