Scary-assed shit in my e-mail.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:02 pm

Igod wants MISCA PORN!!!

Me:
what kind of porn do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
with goats?
God:
You and your goats.
Me:
really...
God:
For real.
Me:
well uh, we should hook something up
God:
Well that's okay. Yeah that's right. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:but if you like porn with my and my goats, then I have to provide it
God:
I think I do.
Me:
so let me provide
God:
Aha. Go ahead, , try to provide.
Me:
so how much you gonna offer?
God:
It's all good. More than you might think.
Me:
no I think I need a number, we ARE talking goats
God:
Are you serious? Why? Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
um...yes I'm serious and I'd get the money from the buyer, in this case YOU
God:
That's alright. I see. I believe you. What would make you get the money from the buyer in this case me?
Me:
cause you want the me and goat porn!!
God:
That makes sense to me. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
you said you wanted it!!
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
wack off
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
no porn for you
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ookay.

So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:29 am

Goddessmisca wrote:So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!

Well... Of course she likes dresses. You can't expect her to dress like a man all the time. It's similarly predictable she'd like Misca-porn, but let's not downplay the importance of the goats in all this. I mean, why do you think she wanted all those "sacrifices" back in the day? I'd be wary of appearing in any dietic necro-goat porn.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:36 pm

Mmm... Misca and goats...

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:56 pm

Honor wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:So god likes dresses and Misca porn. This says alot!
Well... Of course she likes dresses. You can't expect her to dress like a man all the time. It's similarly predictable she'd like Misca-porn, but let's not downplay the importance of the goats in all this. I mean, why do you think she wanted all those "sacrifices" back in the day? I'd be wary of appearing in any dietic necro-goat porn.

As I suggested to igod, for the right price. For for something like that the number would have to be REALLY big. And paying off my student loans wouldn't be big enough.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:58 pm

Oh, so you want a mansion with a bunch of cabana boys attending to your every whim?

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:07 pm

aeridus wrote:Oh, so you want a mansion with a bunch of cabana boys attending to your every whim?

naah just enough to pay my laons, be able to get by if not comfortable for life shouold I not be able to find work and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:43 am

With the n00b train a hauling in to town....
BUMP!

Mangaddict · Post by **Mangaddict** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:46 pm

Yay! I've finally been scarred (mildly scarred but scarred nonetheless)! I've been wandering through this forum for a day or two and wondering when I'll find something bizarre and scary. I'm so happy.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:01 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.

You think Satyrs will do well in college? Who knows.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:26 pm

WangyJohn wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:and hopefully start college accoounts for whatever kids I may have.
You think Satyrs will do well in college? Who knows.

you are a BAD MAN

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:49 pm

All hail the Ichor-god Bel-Shamharoth, sender of that number between seven and nine that we'd really rather not say, for through the power of the necrotellicomnicon, robo-chan lives still!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:48 am

Hooray!

*flirts with robo-goddess some more*

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:25 pm

necromoancy

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:34 pm

You are made of win and god. I love it when you do this.

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:52 pm

I think it's safe to say that I am undoubtedly *and finally* ghastly elite from seeing this.

gj robo bot gj, anyone know where I can get her code? I'm horny as fuck for some reason.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:10 am

I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:56 pm

BriHahn wrote:I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*

Poaching my territory.. spankings time!

Linkara · Post by **Linkara** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:59 pm

RantinAn wrote:
BriHahn wrote:I just wanna be one of the ones who bumps this.

*runs off, giggling*
Poaching my territory.. spankings time!

<.<

>.>

*Bumps the thread and remains exactly where he is.*

Oh, and Bri, what'd you think of my stories? ^_~

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:52 am

I love it when this old chestnut of a thread re-surfaces now and again - the poor love-struck fool always gives me a giggle

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:58 pm

Haven't had a chance to read; shall this weekend. Starting new job and dealing with major head congestion.

Waitaminute, did someone say spankings? *comes to a screeching halt and books it back to wherever the spankings are*

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