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wraithguard starcaller wrote:... Sharp, dangerous, and waiting for me to flip their switch.


I like my women like i like my cake.
...full of creamy filling.
LeftTentacleGreen wrote:Well hung and ready to ride with little preparation

I like my women as I like my driveway on a snowy day...
...everything unnecessary cleared out of the way, allowing me access to the main road.
Freerefill wrote:...well hung. As if there was any other way to respond to that one.

I like my women like I like my chopsticks...
...spread wide open.



I like my women the way I like my candles...
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Reesa-chan wrote:I like my women the way I like my candles...
... silent, burning hot, locked in a sturdy metal frame, covered in drops of molten wax, with just a little liquid surrounding that which I'm interested in.

I like my women like I like my dice...
Adults are just outdated children and the hell with them. - Dr. Suess
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Helpful in board games, and with spots on them.


I like my women like I like my Movies.....
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Churba wrote:I like my women like I like my Movies.....
... Japanese, but friendly to English-speakers, and preferably with bondage. :3

I like my women the way I like my oatmeal ...
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

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...hot and chunky. ;)

I like my women like I like my video games...
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art

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Fully Interactive and Action Packed.

I like my Women like I like The Man show.....


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... Japanese, but friendly to English-speakers, and preferably with bondage. :3
Hey, good guess.
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Churba wrote: I like my Women like I like The Man show.....
in a different time slot every couple of weeks.

I like my women like I like my scotch...
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

--from The Bible According to Badnoodles

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smooth, satisfying, and 12 yrs old

I like my men like I like my tools
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Multipurpose, Well-built, and tougher than nails.

I like my women as I like my pastry
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LeftTentacleGreen wrote:I like my women as I like my pastry
Tender, flaky and filled with cream.

I like my women like I like my guns...
"The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile."
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LeftTentacleGreen wrote: PS.. why is there a mormon church advertising on this website?
I've been wondering the same thing
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
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I like my women like I like my guns...
Smoking when I'm done with them

I like my men like I like my kleenex...


...and the only ads i ever see are for workopolis...
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crumpled and on the floor in a pile

I like my men like my cigarettes...
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
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Overpriced and cancerous.


I like my women like I like my squid...
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

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Large, slippery and flexible.

I like my women like I like my Foreign Language classes...
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Fun to explore with a Western tongue. (Not mine; stolen from the same comic Maggie found!)

I like my men the way I like my choclate eclairs...
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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Cheaper by the dozen but not as interesting once I've sucked the cream out of them.

I like my women like I like my power tools.
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Sturdy and covered in black latex.
I like my women like I like my dogtags...
Bukkakeing on chalk outlines the world over. Let's see Grissom and his bugs explain that one!
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Informative and built to last.

(On a side note, when I read "motivational posters" in the thread title, I thought less along the lines of the typical office variety and more so the irony-heavy breed you see on 4chan from time to time. Which I guess explains this next bit.)

I like my women like I liek my Mudkips...
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Sexually attacked by retarded pokemon fetishists?

I like my women like I like my optical, cordless mouse...
Grab your dick and double click for porn! Porn! PORN! - "The Internet is for Porn", Avenue Q

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