It never occurred to me until reading that that "quad skates" is a thing now... Since we have inline skates (and, what do I know, maybe other kinds, too...) and they're not just "roller skates" anymore.
It seems like I've been avoiding this thread a long time... Guess I better get to typing.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
I've got a "thing" for the Aussie Volunteer Fire Brigade and the Thai police uniform - OH MY GOD it's damn sexy, tight, dark and scary/sexy.
Men that are a little quiet at first.
Women who are outgoing but still classy.
Hands - "bad" hands (on either gender) creep the hell out of me, "good" hands make me absolutely melt.
I like curvy voluptuous women - no bones or buises for me
Men that are older than me.
I love scars - probably more than what could be considered "a passing interest."
People who are "unusual looking."
Listening to the heartbeat of whoever is in my bed is a really intense thing for me - whether it be a longtime lover or a "casual friend."
Scars (yes, I really like them alot )
Being intrigued by someone.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
And the one girl who I'm in love with, she could twist me around her finger and do anything she wanted if she only loved me back. *Sigh*
Quote of the Moment: “Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.” ~Criswell~
Red Hair
Glasses (round wireframs especially)
short, straight hair
Toned muscles
Light, flippy skirts with cutoff jean shorts underneath
boots(but not combat boots)
Long fingers/delicate hands
A deep, throaty laugh
curly hair
Brittish or german accent
squeeking in surprise when tickled before laughing
Playing with my hair(seriously, this is a massive turn on. if I ever find a girl who'll wash my hair for me, I swear I'd sign my life over to her)
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
Dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin... Or any combination of the above.
Long hair. Short hair. Really short hair. (stubble is not a turn off... quite the opposite. In "GI Jane", when Demi Moore shaves her head, my thighs burst into flames.) I tend to like blond or red hair better when it's short than when it's long. Ok... Brunette, too. We'll put it this way: Long hair is beautiful... Short hair is fucking hot.
Muscles. Muscles are hot. But, then again, I am also very strongly drawn to softer, more curvy girls. The shape of the breast... the hip... the ass... the curve of the back... I am -very- into compound curves. Skinny girls... Well, skinny girls better have a beautiful mind and a hell of a personality, that's all I'm sayin'.
I love deep, soulful eyes... smouldering glances... wicked smiles... rapier wits... deep intelligences...
Kink... I have a major turn on I jokingly refer to as "exhibitionism by proxy." I love putting a submissive into those kinds of situations... (This is very often followed by another kink of mine... A love of public or semi-public afffection and/or sex.)
Vocal qualities are often very arousing to me... Jennifer Tilly's got one of those "love it or hate it" voices, for example. I'm squarely in the former category. Accents push my buttons, big gime.
And names... Everyone knows about my thing for names, right? I make it a habit not to publicize the names that turn me off, but some names do -very- much turn me on. Funny thing is, after all these years, I don't know what the criteria are... I just hear the name, and *pow!*
Touch... I adore being touched. I coud very happily curl up on someone's lap and watch tv all night, with them gently tracing little random patterns in my skin with a fingertip, playing thier fingers through my hair, and so on. I could sleep that way. I coud be perfectly happy with a battery of slaves who's job it was to take turns to make sure I had someone to pet me at all times.
meh. that's enough for now.
Boys...
Antonio Bandaras, Wil Smith, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer... You figure it out. I can't. I've tried.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Honor wrote:
Antonio Bandaras, Wil Smith, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer... You figure it out. I can't. I've tried.
Movie stars.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Honor wrote:
Antonio Bandaras, Wil Smith, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer... You figure it out. I can't. I've tried.
Movie stars.
*facepalm!* Of course! That's it!!
It's just that if I said "Sean, Shawn, Jeff, Phil..." nobody here would know who I was talking about.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
ce6 wrote:long hair, extremely short hair, tattoos, coy yet non-arrogant personality, intelligence to hold an intellectual conversation combined with the social awareness not to force one
I like a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to make me think it was my idea. Bonus points if she's willing to play along even after I catch on to the ruse.
Get out of my head
Will also add WaM (mmm pudding wrestling), Tickling (though I am not particularly ticklish myself), Ghastly's Ghastly Forumites, and our Lesbian Overlords. And while male I want to be a pony girl.
Nightingale wrote:Haha, you lost me with the German. ^^;;
'My place or yours?'
Y' know, I just haven't seen enough skirts to know whether or not I like 'em. It's almost funny how pants on girls was taboo not too many decades ago, and now you'd be hard-pressed to find any women that don't wear pants.
'Funny' is one word. 'Frustrating' is another >.> This said, perhaps its the uniqueness.
Perhaps.
Well, keep in mind that skirts aren't very ideal for wintertime. I do agree that summertime should be filled with skirts or very short shorts.
Which is why *insert imaginary friend of choice here* gave us thigh high stockings. *drool*
Licking/biting my ears
Stroking my stomach (It's very very sensitive) or thighs
Biting/sucking/scratching my nipples
I like getting my cervix hit during sex too, not like... hit full force but bumped once in a while. I fucking love it.
Oh and I forgot to mention facial hair!!! I don't know how I did it... But facial hair is such a huge turn on for me. The whole spectrum, stubble, goatees, full beards, moustaches(on some people), side burns! Hommina! often times ill make guys really uncomfortable by just running up to them and stroking their facial hair.
Also, business suits, and uniforms make me hot.
Choking, but only a little, just to scare me, followed by a passionate kiss.
Erections turn me on too.
Trying to come up with a answer for this is harder than I thought. It all comes down to who the person is. To try to put rules on what does it for me just doesn't work, too many exceptions. Now, concering hentai, wide hips and then the rest is just artist talent as to whether it's worth a fap.
Concerning actions, its hard to say, but I guess I'd have to say a dominant female. If you don't lay the cards down on the table and then take what you want, I'm either likely to miss every bloody social cue, or else freak out that anyone is showing some sort of interest in me and freeze up till it goes away.
Even an ignorant, paranoid, cowardly, ugly, corrupt, unsociable, aristocratic thug can conquer large parts of the world, kill thousands of people and be celebrated as the saviour of the Republic.
Hispanic and Asian guys are hawt, as a general rule.
I'm currently madly in love with Joe Hahn from Linkin Park (yes, that's part of my handle for a reason, as you now see) and lately I've been getting more and more interested in the guy who can bend time from Heroes (in his future, sword-wielding sex-eh form more than the geeky version, but nevertheless!) Indian guys, since they kinda straddle the two in my mind, are also quite attractive; I like the guy who plays Mohinder on Heroes too.
And of course, for that reason, Antonio Banderas will always make me wet. *shivers* Hollywood needs more Asian and Latino men. Badly. I'm not kidding.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Petite women, the sort that look like you could break them in half, who are outgoing and have enough charm to fill up a room
Lingerie, but it has to be the right kind - I can't stand the current trend towards very squared off panties, for instance; I prefer the sort that follow the shape of the derriere and thereby enhance it
Touch...I love backrubs, petting, playing with my hair, cuddling, the list oges on...
Diapers *ducks flying objects that she's sure are headed her way*
Tentacles
Personality...I can't really put it in words, but you have to have your own unique personality...I get bored by those people who live in the little boxes made of ticky tacky; I like interesting people
There's more, but those are the major ones that popped into my head
And Dizzy from Guilty Gear. And Lilith Aensland. And Yuffie. And Belldandy. And other cute demon-girls. And the occasional catgirl. And catboys. And Bridget. And Etna. And Sakura Haruno. And ... I guess that's it cuz I can't think of anyone else. (I used to like Tron Bonne ...)
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Punk/Goth girls, especially if they have purple/red/pink hair/partially, and piercings. Suicide girls, in short, except mybe the part where they make these weird faces.
Bananas and girls, something in that is just so hot.
Tribaldism, the Leapfrog position, Spooning position, oh yes.
Also tentacles are \o/, and I also like some furry. And a bit of yaoi on the side, the bishy sort.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
The American dream is to prosper by your chosen means, make your own decisions independent from some asshole in a fancy building. to live, love, and die by your own choices and passions.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
