Brain-virus scan.

[Lictor]

This is really funny:-

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

[Gengar003]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Oookay......