KWERKI fantasies

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:52 am

*steps in to market the film, as well as allowing for internet bootlegs*

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:26 am

quietly sits at home playing DarkSpace.

...what?

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:43 am

*puts on walkman and cranks it up to maximum volume. the umbrella is still mercifully up and obscuring all view*

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:19 pm

*fills up on soda and leaves to pee during the good part*

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:45 pm

*watches intently but cracks up*

I've never had Kwerki fantasies except where I'm like her. She's so uninhibited and , well, quirky! I wish i could get away with that sometime. *remembers the wedding/assbottle and kleenix masturbating stufff*

~Sara

WhatMeWorry? · Post by **WhatMeWorry?** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:30 pm

Peaches wrote:*fills up on soda and leaves to pee during the good part*

To pee... right...

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:30 pm

Peaches wrote:*fills up on soda and leaves to pee during the good part*

I thought that was the good part.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:14 pm

I don't know why beer bottle up the ass turns me on. I've never had beer....

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:25 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:I don't know why beer bottle up the ass turns me on. I've never had beer....

i think it's the fact that she has a beer bottle in her ass. the fact that she'll readily accept something like that in one of her more sensitive orfices. and how he thinks nothing of it to do so... excuse me for a moment.

....

now where was i? wait, i forget my point.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:42 am

but, of the beer bottles i've seen, sizewise the neck isn't all that big of a challenge, really. most dildos i've seen are larger than that, so as long as it's been properly cleaned out first... *shrugs*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:44 am

I mean, the beer bottle, to me, is more appealing than a 'dildo'.

Actually, I find them rather disturbing.