Revenge of the Mad Shitter...

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:28 pm

My sister-in-law used to work at Herbalife Japan (the corporate part). Herbalife, of course, is an evil multi-level marketing setup however the corporate part of it employees people in a fairly normal way. This being Japan, though, Herbalife is seen as a very non-traditional and therefore non-stable place to work so rather than typical button-down Japanese workers they tended to get ones who were a little (or sometimes a lot) "odd". This of course leads to lots of office drama.

The Herbalife Japan equivalent of the Mad Shitter was the Natto Revenge incident. Something happened and one of the managers came in to find her entire office smeared with natto (natto being a stinky cheese like substance made by fermenting soybeans). It took a while to get that cleaned up.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:21 am

Hi, I'm Squiddy, and I enjoy natto.

I don't know if its the fact that no one else likes it, the slightly nutty taste, or that it looks like you're eating alien eggs, but I can't get enough of that horrible horrible stuff.

Shishio · Post by **Shishio** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:50 am

Not to rain on everyone's parade, but couldn't they have found The Mad Shitter through DNA testing?

Sadly, while I have had lots of despicable jobs, I don't have any particularly extreme stories. (Or maybe that's a good thing.)

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:46 am

DNA testing wasn't really available back then, was it?

Shishio · Post by **Shishio** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:53 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_testing

According to Wikipedia, it was invented in 1985. Though perhaps it was not yet refined enough to capture The Mad Shitter.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:43 am

ha ha! Actually, all this talk reminded me of my days back in Oz working in a "massage parlour." We used to get up to some gloriously nasty revenge behaviour - although this was mostly directed at asshole clients, because as repugnant (personally and professionally)as our ultimate boss was, he was truly untouchable (for all the usual stereotypical, yet incredibly pertinant reasons.)
As amusing as I find some of these tales of revenge, they are difinitely NSFW, and perhaps NSFGGCF ("not safe for Ghastly's Ghastly Comic Forum) either.
If anyone is bothered to know details, and has a stong stomach then I guess you can PM me or something - but I think that it just as effective to say that you should never ever insult or piss-off the woman who holds your "pride and joy" in her hands whilst you lie prone, naked as the day you were born

And no, I'm not in the least bit sadistic, I just have a limited ass-hole threshold

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:09 pm

Yay for Mad Shitters everywhere!

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:12 pm

^_________^ tell me next time you are logged on.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:35 pm

Lulujayne wrote:...
As amusing as I find some of these tales of revenge, they are difinitely NSFW, and perhaps NSFGGCF ("not safe for Ghastly's Ghastly Comic Forum) either.
If anyone is bothered to know details, and has a stong stomach then I guess you can PM me or something - but I think that it just as effective to say that you should never ever insult or piss-off the woman who holds your "pride and joy" in her hands whilst you lie prone, naked as the day you were born

And no, I'm not in the least bit sadistic, I just have a limited ass-hole threshold

What?! There's limits in this forum now?
Even in a thread dedicated to "the Mad Shitter?"
I must have been gone longer than I thought...

Aquastorm · Post by **Aquastorm** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:50 am

My mother always said that a man's pride and joy can be remedied with a pair of sharp siczzors... snip snip. Or a pair of rather blunt and rusty ones if you hate him.

Illithid Tentacles · Post by **Illithid Tentacles** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:01 pm

Bumping again because this is possibly my favorite thread of all time, anywhere.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:24 pm

Well played good sir

Illithid Tentacles · Post by **Illithid Tentacles** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:25 pm

I think eight months without this thread being bumped is a shame.

E~Man · Post by **E~Man** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:00 pm

Hurrah! The thread that would not die

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:05 pm

ohhh nerco posts
-necrophiles not really knowing whats going on and to lazy to read the rest of the thread-

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:52 pm

*tentacle rapes the undead thread*