Dirty Old Man

Captain Tylor · Post by **Captain Tylor** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:14 pm

Happy Belated Birthday!

I sure hope I make it at least another 14 years myself. I haven't done half the crap I started at 18, and I don't think I'll have half of what's left done in another 25. There are books to write, cars to build, various and sundry hobbies (woodworking, ironsmithing, welding) that I haven't had time to really pursue, That damn guitar I have been meaning to learn to play.

(Not to mention getting my ass out of college-but there's so much to learn!)

Well, I dare say, I hope I'm where you're at then.

/lifts a nice Sam Adams' Cherry Wheat to Uncle Ghastly.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:31 am

It must be rather surreal to think that you've become the patron saint of this pervert parade, Ghastly. When a couple-dozen twentysomethings call you "Uncle" and send you twisted birthday wishes, you've truly become King of the Internet.

Keep it up, old man. That's good work.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:14 pm

I echo the words of those here present, a belated Happy Birthday, oh tentacular one! And thank-you for the advice, it will come in very useful (I'm towards the younger end of your readers' age spectrum). I would have said this on the day, but I've been busy this past two weeks, and I've not been able to get on-line.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:39 pm

Slander wrote:It must be rather surreal to think that you've become the patron saint of this pervert parade, Ghastly. When a couple-dozen twentysomethings call you "Uncle" and send you twisted birthday wishes, you've truly become King of the Internet.

Keep it up, old man. That's good work.

It is good to be King.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:41 pm

Crackerhead wrote:Happy belated birthday Hoser!

I tried to call you, but I couldn't get through - then I drank a few beers and forgot until it was too late in the night. I'll try to call you this weekend.

It was all the fans and well-wishers tieing up my phoneline all night. The telegraphs are still pouring in from all over the world...

... okay... I was on a 976 sex chat all night... are you happy? Are you HAPPY!?

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:40 pm

Ghastly wrote:... okay... I was on a 976 sex chat all night... are you happy? Are you HAPPY!?

The questions should be

(1) Are you happy with the results?

(2) Will you still be happy after you get the phone bill?

and (3) If yes to both, what's the phone number?

* cuteswan dials 1-88-TENTACLE and is suddenly wrapped up by the phone cord. *

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:16 am

The stuff you can do with with the humble, old-fashioned land line networks these days!