Ghastly's Book of Standard Quotations

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:11 pm

Dog Breath wrote:Hey, I'm a heterosexual man but I look pretty gay with semen splattered on my beard.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:14 pm

JohnnyTwoEyes wrote:"I'm not gay, I'm just big boned!"

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:55 am

Reesa-chan wrote:
JohnnyTwoEyes wrote:"I'm not gay, I'm just big boned!"

I've heard that before somewhere.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:07 am

Perhaps in the "Ghastly Extracurricular Comic Found" thread? That's where I found it.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:34 am

Honor wrote:'God, I love the smell of fresh pussy!!'

Isn't it fun going back through old posts and digging up wonderful stuff we'd forgotten all about?

(As if I was around at the time...still, good stuff ought not be left unappreciated.)

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:41 am

Two more for posterity's sake...

Honor wrote:'She get's completely unbearable if she doesn't get her face in a pussy every now and then... Would you mind?'

Honor wrote:Actually I'm sort of letting grow a 'prized pubic patch' for a photo right now... A 2 photo set, actually, first with lots of fur and second with none (it's a political activism thing, pervert style... 'no more bush', ya see...)

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:59 pm

Reesa-chan wrote:Who said anything about sticking it in my mouth? I'm LICKING this thing into submission

Had to....

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:04 pm

YAY!!! I'm in the quotes thread!!!

*dances around happily*

(Sugar? What sugar? Why do you think I've been eating sugary goodness?)

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:30 pm

*pounces Reesa and snuggles*

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:29 am

Reesa-chan wrote:
Honor wrote:Actually I'm sort of letting grow a 'prized pubic patch' for a photo right now... A 2 photo set, actually, first with lots of fur and second with none (it's a political activism thing, pervert style... 'no more bush', ya see...)

In a related note, last weekend, I saw a girl with a t-shirt that proclaimed "My Bush would make a better president"

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:59 am

"My Bush would make a better president"

Yes, But it has a terrible budget plan.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:51 pm

jpnadia wrote:Oh god, I just had a horrible children's book idea, entitled "Is that my crotch?"

"Is that my crotch?"
"No, that is a hippopotamus! It goes HRUUUUGH! It is not my crotch!"

I guess I'll put it in the queue after "Mommy and I Visit the Gynecologist."

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:56 pm

jpnadia wrote:I was never fellating the sea cucumber. That was my point. It became the sea cucumber because I was eating the ice cream cone with the intent of consumption.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:29 pm

Reesa-chan wrote:Two more for posterity's sake...

Honor wrote:'She get's completely unbearable if she doesn't get her face in a pussy every now and then... Would you mind?'

Honor wrote:Actually I'm sort of letting grow a 'prized pubic patch' for a photo right now... A 2 photo set, actually, first with lots of fur and second with none (it's a political activism thing, pervert style... 'no more bush', ya see...)

Heh... Happy memories. Makes me want some... Hmm...

Reesa. Go to my room, please...

You know... I don't think anyone actually followed the steps I outlined in that thread to receive pictures of my... um... haircut.

Also... Reminds me...

Honor wrote:
xnapalmxmorningx wrote:Let's just face it...
Honor is a Valkyrie incarnate.

Lowky wrote:Damn you just made her even hotter. I'll be in my bunk

Did I tell any of you I'm planning on using "Valkyrie" in the name of my trucking company?*

I love this fzcking forum. I love this fzcking thread.

*When you buy a truck and lease to a carrier, you form a business, which is technically a one person trucking company... Many, if not most, put the name on the door. As I intend to.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:33 pm

Honor wrote: "With a low, delighted laugh, he kissed me and began thrusting in earnest."

Damned Cabin Boy! How did Earnest suddenly get in there!?!

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:49 pm

Honor wrote:Heh... Happy memories. Makes me want some... Hmm...

Reesa. Go to my room, please...

Yes ma'am!

*hurries off to Honor's room as fast as her legs can carry her*

DmentDStuff · Post by **DmentDStuff** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:05 am

fireydragon wrote:.. but... but... how can you not like lacy panties!

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:21 pm

Honor wrote:The only "classic blunder" that is more well known than "never get involved in a land war in Asia" is "Never go up against Microsoft when marketshare they already wholly dominate is on the line!"

This made me giggle for more than one reason.

Jpnadia · Post by **Jpnadia** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:27 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:
Honor wrote:The only "classic blunder" that is more well known than "never get involved in a land war in Asia" is "Never go up against Microsoft when marketshare they already wholly dominate is on the line!"
This made me giggle for more than one reason.

Can we feed Microsoft iocane powder, then?

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:42 pm

Nah, they've probably gotten themselves a resistance to it.

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