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ltc_insane wrote:
Lulujayne wrote:I'm sure it will be fine. Safest time to go anywhere is just after something insane happens, statistics-wise at least :)

I can't wait, I've been trying to get there for 7 years. The boarder was always shut when I tried to go before.
lol obviously they have been trying to stop you from spreading the liberal joys of tentacle rape to the people :P
DAMMIT! Apparently they are, because I can't get a visa. Off to shitty Singapore I go then. *grumble grumble*

I am cross.

Incidentally, Ltc, I keep my British Airmen in a barrel at all times :D

That, and Helga was HOT.
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Lulujayne wrote:
ltc_insane wrote:
Lulujayne wrote:I'm sure it will be fine. Safest time to go anywhere is just after something insane happens, statistics-wise at least :)

I can't wait, I've been trying to get there for 7 years. The boarder was always shut when I tried to go before.
lol obviously they have been trying to stop you from spreading the liberal joys of tentacle rape to the people :P
DAMMIT! Apparently they are, because I can't get a visa. Off to shitty Singapore I go then. *grumble grumble*

I am cross.

Incidentally, Ltc, I keep my British Airmen in a barrel at all times :D

That, and Helga was HOT.
indeed i'd tap Renee's waitresses in a seconds ;) and throw in the resistance chick for good measure :P

edit: oh yeah and Helga was hot to. just took me a few minutes to remember which character she was.
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I confess I want to let maggie take out her stress on me in any ways she wants. *hugs*

I also confess the idea of a Libertarian on welfare is just making me laugh my ass off.
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I confess I just made a conscious decision to come here and masturbate instead of showering before my trip.
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MistressMaggie wrote:I confess I just made a conscious decision to come here and masturbate instead of showering before my trip.
I confess thats awesome

I also confess that a chunk of my tooth fell out and I really don't want to go to the dentist :(
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ltc_insane wrote:
aeridus wrote:*hugs Maggie and gives her a job as a French cafe owner*

I hope you figure something out. :/
for some odd reason i heard the theme song for Allo' Allo! when i read that. ;)

i confess i don't know whether any of you here have ever seen that old british comedy.
I confess that was also the first thing I thought
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Lulujayne wrote:
I confess I want to hear about this girl Mr. Wangy :D
Allright. I know her from a few years back, she's a bit of a punk/goth type, and an animal rights activist (if she ever gives me crap for eating meat I'll remind her that she smokes). She is also a animu fan (and into cosplay...). We both have rather quirky tastes in humour, and similar struggles with the schools system.

One problem is, that she's christian, and I'm an atheist...
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I confess that last night, I came out as bi to my dad, using a pun. ``

I was too easy talking to eat burger, and he urged me to eat by running-joke-ingly breaking into another language: "Essen! Essen! Begayen!" (I have probably mangled the spelling to bits), and I replied that I'd rather be-bi-en. (One down ... mom and sister to go ...)

I confess that I just saw the word "promo" and momentarily thought it said "porno".
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I confess that I'm 23 and my wisdom teeth still haven't come out yet.
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I confess that I have to have one of my wisdom teeth operated out. No, not pulled out, I actually require surgery.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I confess that last week one of my wisdomteeth broke the gums
I also confess that my other wisdom teeth seem to have dissolved back into nothingness

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good work kitty -pet pet-s
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*purrs* ^^
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

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I confess that I was apparently blessed when it came to wisdom teeth; I only have two, and every dentist I've been to says that the way they're lying, they'll likely never come in. I'm 29 now, and they've never bothered me a day in my life. Thank you GOD. Or, whomever you ascribe or don't ascribe to; I could give a fuck. ;)
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I confess I kicked everyone's ass at Cranium last night - even those of my teammates. I'm just that good.
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I confess that I got snowed in
I also confess that that AP I use got protected
I further confess that my NIC on my laptop isn't very linux compatable so I can't crack the other AP around here

I confess some more that no internet sucks
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I confess that the chip in my new British passport kind of freaks me out.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Lulujayne wrote:I confess that the chip in my new British passport kind of freaks me out.
I confess those are so easy to hack its not even funny, its down right scary
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Yeah I know. I think I'm going to microwave it.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Lulujayne wrote:Yeah I know. I think I'm going to microwave it.
that might fuck up the special inks they use
so put it on the lowest setting you have and hit it a couple times for 1-3 seconds at a time
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I just smashed mine carefully to bits with a tack hammer.
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