The Last Word Thread

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:36 am

Lowky wrote:*waited til 25 (not necessarily willingly, but...)*

30 and still waiting

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:50 am

I think it's cute

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:53 am

I have a date with a lovely young lady on Friday.

[My social life has the last word.]

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:58 am

I haven't had a date in years.

[my lack of a social life has the last word]

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:20 am

I got a love slave waiting for me in sunny California. Going to go see her in July. I must truly love her, because I hate planes with a blind, loathing passion.

[6'8" and zero legroom has the last word]

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:25 am

19, virgin, never been on a date (at least not so that I was really aware of, I'm bad at picking signals)

[Social ankwardness has the last word]

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:04 pm

21 and been on a grand total of one date. I get the feeling many of us are socially awkward and geeks to some degree or another ^_^

[not worrying thanks to the invention of lovely toys and free internet porn has the last word]

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:18 pm

22 and has had a series of disastrous first dates and relationships which added VERY VERY badly...

[your date falling asleep at the movie and drooling on you has the last word]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:53 pm

Went on a date shortly before turning 17...which I become this friday.

DmentDStuff · Post by **DmentDStuff** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:22 pm

*stalks up behind the group and stands there listening to the discussion*

Does long distance Intartubes dating count for anything? I mean >really< long distance? Like, no longer do I need cab fare... now I need air fare?

*waves*

Howdy kids!

[being a hopeless/helpless romantic and distance be damned has the last word]

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:56 pm

7 years since last date

[chapped palms have the last painful word]

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:34 pm

I do not particularly care for "dating."

[my romanticism being shrouded in cynicism has the last word]

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:10 pm

I can't say I'm much of a fan of dating either, but that's probably based on my long history of horrible dates.

At the moment, my goal is to skip the whole dating thing and have a torrid sexy affair before I go to France.

[torrid affairs have the last word]

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:15 pm

30 and still waiting

I was thirteen, and she was 19. I think she took pity on me.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:27 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:I can't say I'm much of a fan of dating either, but that's probably based on my long history of horrible dates.

At the moment, my goal is to skip the whole dating thing and have a torrid sexy affair before I go to France.

[torrid affairs have the last word]

.

Don't forget to have a torrid affair while in France

[torrid affairs still have the last word]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:40 pm

Churba wrote:
30 and still waiting
I was thirteen, and she was 19. I think she took pity on me.

pics, or it didn't happen.

Just kidding....care to share the story though????

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:07 am

20 years old and moving in with my first and thus far only lover next week. Our anniversary is April 29th - the day The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy came out in theatres (which is actually the only reason I remember it).
(By the by, did somebody send me a private message and then delete it? If not, it would seem the forums are on the fritz again.)
[Cohabitation has the last word.]

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:43 am

Muffin is dateless! Also, synapse deuterium lobster expurgation.

[Word disassocaition has the last word]

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:21 am

My first time was 19. Both people I've ever had sex with were first met online. I am the master of technical one-night-stands.

Though the first person, I was with her online for a good year, and the second person I'm still in a "friends with benefits" situation... so it's all good.

All the same though, ladies, I'm available.

[Being a hot piece of meat has the last word.]

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:42 am

Yeah, i got the email about a non-existant private message as well.

[getting my hopes up for nothing has the last word]