Beating your Meat - Explained

[Cuteswan]

Honor, it almost sounds like a combination of birth and a panic attack. In any case, I'm glad it's under control.

...And then, every now and then, some poor boy will discover Nair (or some similar substance) and think how nice and smooth his ballsack could be. The most recent victim seems to have been my friend E.G.'s boyfriend.

He's now gotten to the point where he can walk ok again.

I keep saying it: tweezers. Less healing time than wax, just as smooth and lasting (though it does take a long time). Make it a two-person activity or just something to do while watching TV, etc. (within reason, of course).

[Honor]

I keep saying it: tweezers. Less healing time than wax, just as smooth and lasting (though it does take a long time). Make it a two-person activity or just something to do while watching TV, etc. (within reason, of course).

O.o

I get this cartoon in my head, with a couple doing this while they watch TV... Nearby, two chimps engage in "normal" chimpanzee social grooming, but they're frozen, mouths agape and looking at the two humans in abject horror, with a thought bubble like "Jesus... They sure fucked that up!!"

And about the... Wierd thing. Thank you... I just wish I understood it better. People around me would either feel very unnerved because of how dispassionately and objectively I would discuss what was happening to me, while it was happening, or they'd assume, since I wasn't writhing on the floor, that it must be no big deal... That's just me. If I was to be beheaded in revolutionary france, I'd be the wierdo who set up an experiment to communicate through coded blinking after my head came off.

[Moo Cow]

Honor... that's really creepy... but it doesn't seem abnormal, just creepy.


Eeew nair is ebil!!!

~Sara

[Starwind]

Just because Honor so kindly said something.....

I had for the longest time when I was little dreams I was walking through a very empty area....

Problem was when I woke up 1. my front teeth were asleep and 2. it litterally felt like anything touching my hands and feet was just smooth marble. This included air. Was very uncomfortable for me when I was little but now its just strange when it happenes. MS can do some weird things to ya I'm tellin ya.

[Moo Cow]

That is BIZZARE.

~Sara

[Mel Wong]

The sensation can only be described in abstract, since I can't put words to the specific and literal experience of the dream... But it was always the sensation of being overwhelmed by a totality of something that would not be bad in moderation.

I used to have those nightmares too. I also incidentally have abuse-related PTSD and my memories are so fucked up, I find myself questioning their veracity.

But sometimes, I wonder if those dreams were flashback-type dreams. If so, I must have blocked all context out. I do have this nasty tendency to dissociate the intellectual from the emotional just so I can function.

Ugh.

Today was not a good mental health day.

- Mel

[Moo Cow]

... i hope tomorrow is better *hugs*

~Sara

[Tellner]

The sensation can only be described in abstract, since I can't put words to the specific and literal experience of the dream... But it was always the sensation of being overwhelmed by a totality of something that would not be bad in moderation.

I used to have those nightmares too. I also incidentally have abuse-related PTSD and my memories are so fucked up, I find myself questioning their veracity.

But sometimes, I wonder if those dreams were flashback-type dreams. If so, I must have blocked all context out. I do have this nasty tendency to dissociate the intellectual from the emotional just so I can function.

Ugh.

Today was not a good mental health day.

- Mel

Courage, ma vielle. Tomorrow will be better. It's like landing an airplane. Any day you can walk away from is a good one.

And pretty soon the whole wedding thing will be done. You'll feel much better once your whole life has been turned upside down. Honest.

[Scarecrow]

....blink blink....
That's a lot of.. wow..
A few months ago I wouldn't have read through 10 pages of different styles, but it's been an interesting read to say the least. I've also noticed that when it comes to this, a lot of people here seem to be ambidextrous - I tend to switch hands without even realizing it.... back on topic though, there are two different things that I do. The first is what I call "for me" usually just a quick one while my roomate is at class, with his friends, or whoever knows where else. The second I basically consider work... but there's no law saying one can't enjoy his work. Started doing this last year after I got my first serious girlfriend (when I say first serious girlfriend I really mean first.. I found it kind of pointless to get attached to someone in highschool...but anyway..[we've been together for 15 months now, weee!])

Take my time, if I get too close to finishing I stop and give it a minute. Guess it could be considered endurance training. Also, thanks to an interesting article I read last winter sometime, I've learned how to seperate orgasm and ejaculation (meaning if I get really bored, I only need to stop briefly in between..) my life was never the same the first time I got it right.
I suppose I could find said article if anyone's particularly interested.

My grammar is atrocious.
(I'm still new here.... and easily intimidated)

and a quick edit.. I'm also completely mortified - if it weren't for sleep deprivation....

[Jackalope]

Honor: have you ever been checked for epilepsy? MRI almost certainly wouldn't show anything. EEG generally doesn't unless they catch a seizure just as its happening. But what you're describing sounds like one of the various types of absence seizures, in that it has a very, very specific trigger, an aura, and a specific course. Other things that come to mind are complicated migraine (but the trigger makes me think not), or a temporal lobe lesion of some sort (but not temporal lobe epilepsy). The only real reason to be concerned is that an attack could make you impaired at a bad time.

[Squidflakes]

. Also, thanks to an interesting article I read last winter sometime, I've learned how to seperate orgasm and ejaculation (meaning if I get really bored, I only need to stop briefly in between..) my life was never the same the first time I got it right.
I suppose I could find said article if anyone's particularly interested.

I think that will definately help the group, please post it.

[Scarecrow]

I think that will definately help the group, please post it.

Link, quote, or both?

[Squidflakes]

I think that will definately help the group, please post it.

Link, quote, or both?

Both, just in case the link goes south.

[Scarecrow]

[quote="Brian Alexander"]
Men and women have a muscle called the pubococcygeus, or PC. It

[Moo Cow]

Ooh, that sounds interesting.. wish i could try it
~Sara

[HentaiCat]

Hmm this DOSE look interesting

[Scarecrow]

That was basically my response.

edit: What I meant to say was that until you get it right, it can get really frusterating. Just like any other skill in life that one has to practice to get good at. It's like learning how to play an instrument: Until you get good you risk hurting yourself, but once you've mastered it you'll have lots of fans.

^much funnier than what was here before....

I think it's funny
Warning: I'm not funny.

[Swordsman3003]

Mel I haven't been able to get anything done. I keep staring at your avatar.

[Honor]

Mel I haven't been able to get anything done. I keep staring at your avatar.

That's because the power of cleavage compels you.


And me too, for that matter.

[Gengar003]

[quote="Scarecrow"][quote="Brian Alexander"]
Men and women have a muscle called the pubococcygeus, or PC. It