Unka Ghastly officially becomes a dirty old man!

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Unka Ghastly officially becomes a dirty old man!

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Hi all - this is Ghastly's (now much) younger brother making an appearance to let out the news that everyone's favourite Unka just hit another milestone today - the big 4-0. That's right today Ghastly is officially a dirty old man!

So raise your glass and give him a cheer!

Birthday spankings are encouraged and I'm sure you'll get bonus points if you dress up as Velma Dinkley while you do it!

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Well Im NOT going to dress up like Velma ( I was always considered myself more of a Daphnie :lol: ) and Im DEFINATLY not going to spank! But I will join in on the toasting of the old man!

*raises Glass*

Campai Ghastly! :D

Hope you have a great day!

See you at Thanksgiving!

~Oranda
(AKA Crackerhead's Girlfriend)

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Post by Infinity-Iz-Blue »

Really?? I'll drink to that! :D

*throws half his pint of Spitfire on the floor as a result of trying to swing his glass about without being too careful*

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Wooo Unka G!

Happy Birthday Chris!

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Happy Birthday Unka Ghastly! Many happy tentacled returns of the day.
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Happy birthday! Have fun celebrating... And, dirty old man or not, thank you for supplying us with humor and hentai for so long.


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Post by MaryxTyphus »

Bon Anniversaire Ghastly! I'm not going to give you spankings though, so he're a bottle of some imported wine.


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Post by Ghastly »

Yepper. I've now officially entered middle age and I'm now officially a dirty old man.

Velma Dinkly, frilly french maid uniforms, Velma Dinkly in a frilly french maid uniform. It's all good. Get dressed up so I can give you your spankings.

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Post by Cuteswan »

Happy birthday, and I look forward to another forty years of your comics and music. :)

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Post by LindaH »

*clears throat*

vi grattulerar, vi grattulerar vi grattulerar lille Ghastly idag! med blommor och blad vi firar hans dg, f

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Post by Indigo Violent »

Ghastly wrote:Get dressed up so I can give you your spankings.
I take spankings from no one. But I will administer them free of cost on any birthday occasion. (Whether the birthday boy/girl wants them or not. There are photographs of me chasing down my very reluctant friend Ed on his eighteenth.)
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Post by Starwind »

Happy B-Day Sir Ghastly

Hope the day is full of fun and presents n stuff.
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Post by Swordsman3003 »

You are inspiration to us all Unca G. Hope the next forty are just as exciting.

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Post by MaryxTyphus »

Mary does not take spankings well. She runs and hides and you have to work to give them.

Muwahahaha

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Post by SpasticSage »

To many many years as a dirty old man. May they be spent in places other than prison!

Happy Birthday!

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Post by Rethul »

Happy Birthday Ghastly! You've made the dirty old man milestone (40) let's hear to you making the lecher milestone (60), and many more beyond that!

*Cheers and drinks*

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Happy B'day Uncle G! :D
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Post by Badnoodle »

Felicitations Unka Ghastly!

I don't have the proper costumes for either French Maid or Velma, but I could do something along "buxom corseted pirate wench" lines. :)
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Happy Birthday Ghastly! We should celerbrate with Buck cake, if I had any...

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Post by Captain Tylor »

/lifts an Old Heathen to my favorite Uncle.
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