the obligatory Hermione Dies! thread.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:06 pm

Is that sort of stuff really in the show?

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:11 pm

"What? I'm being raped? Who is it THIS time?"

My favorite ghastly is the series with the crosswalk/tenticleRape sign. Just the fact that she's not traumatized, but rather: annoyed and inconvenienced by the rape. I love that.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:30 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Is that sort of stuff really in the show?

Saddly, no. But one of the characters does have a martial arts technique that involves him summoning or turning himself in to a naked blonde girl.. I can't remember which.

Watcher-Darkfox · Post by **Watcher-Darkfox** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:49 pm

I should learn to watch where I click my damn mouse.... *thwacks forhead*

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:58 pm

it's naruto himself who turns into the naked blond chick. that's sexy-no-jutsu

then in ep 2, one isn't enough, so he combines it with the self-duplicaiton skill to make "Harem-no-Jutsu"

then i saw ep 3 ,and realized we weren't dealing with a trend, the show wasn't going to be a hentai, and sotpped watching.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:30 pm

so.. yeah.. now that I've ordered Harry Potter from amazon, I got impatient and downloaded a .doc, which I converted to text, then quickly put together an old computer on my sofa and started reading with fmt -s|less. I think I'm going to start reading everything this way, really liking it. Though of course, even though I paid for the book, and it will arive next week, I'm sure that what I've done probably violates some law and could be punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine. What a great economic system we've got. Of course, cow_2001 says RMS says I shouldnt have even paid for Harry Potter in the first place, but fuck that, I like it.
Meanwhile, after every chapter I'm going to the plot summary on wikipedia, because I have no faith at all in what I've got my hands on.

So, yeah.. I hate physical media more and more. I was in an antique store a couple months ago and saw an old stone chalk tablet. Holy crap it was a thing of beauty. That was what all media should come on. All the cool technology is always 5-15 years away, though

Ramble ramble ramble rant rant rant harry potter 6 is enough unlike the previous books that I dont know if I'm actually reading harry potter or a joke somebody put up to annoy people who were trying to download the book. (*and yes, I did run across a couple more obvious jokes before finding this one, which seems to be real as I had someone who already has a copy type out a few random lines and then searched for them in my copy)

Blah blah blah naruto sucks, "Sexy no Jutsu" sucks. "My Two Wings" hasnt been funny or perverted enough lately, Harry potter said "Poo".

Omechron · Post by **Omechron** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:46 pm

Actually, I like Naruto. Not EVERYTHING in the universe has to be hentai. Just... corruptible.

Also, later in the series, Naruto teaches his sexy no jutsu to Konohamaru, an EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY! And much much later he claims to have developed an even better perverted jutsu, but we haven't seen it yet.

Now where's my hermoine snuff pr0n?

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:59 pm

A few months ago I might have been shocked by you lot, now I just wis hI could thin kof something to top you all...

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:55 pm

fool we cannot be stopped. by no actof man will we even be slowed down! bow before the might of the glorious people;s republic of hentai@

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:03 pm

Strapps has managed to say what I was thinking (in a very liquid way).
hell beckons, and I am inclined to pull off a Neo style "Come get me".

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:09 pm

i didn't say everything HAS ot be hentai, but it irks me when somethig nwith grotesque levels of H potential, FLAUNTING the H potential it has, doesn't use it.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:41 am

kite-san wrote:i didn't say everything HAS ot be hentai, but it irks me when somethig nwith grotesque levels of H potential, FLAUNTING the H potential it has, doesn't use it.

Like Hamtaro

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:09 am

ebichu?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:13 am

skztr wrote:ebichu?

Squirrels and nuts, squirrels and nuts.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:19 am

quite.

I'm liking this book so far. Much more mature-themed than the others. At this rate Hermione really is going to get gang-raped in the bathroom.

Of course I still 1) dont know if this book is really the real book *(though I dont think anyone would put so much effort into a fake book) and 2) due to all the horrible grammar, am thinking this may be an unedited copy somebody leaked. (*though I think that may just be in part to the OCR)

one more week until the real copy arrives and I can find out

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:39 pm

Major Maxillary wrote:so here's some hermione porn instead.

*fap fap fap* Aww yeah, that's good stuff.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:10 pm

tellner wrote:
Kitsune Bosetsu wrote:What no Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy action? Disappointment....
You mean like this?

Am I the only one who realises this is sooooo very wrong?!?!
skztr, cool avy, whered u get it from?

I bought order of the phoenix. Great title, (5/5) crap book (1/5). OotP really spoilt it for me, Ill probably borrow a copy of this one from a friend instead of buying it.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:46 pm

trying to find out what "avy" means, via google, produces a lot of porn. So, assuming "avy" has something to do with porn, I'm going to say: the internet.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:58 pm

i'm pretty sure it's short for "avatar" actually. it might be related to porn, though.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:02 pm

*Possible spoiler thingy!*

While the new Harry Potter is much better than the last one (I hated it) the main problem is there is too much kissing (or "snogging" as they prefer). Also, she basically threw out everything that she was working on. It's turning into the lost years of merlin!