Won't someone think of the younglings?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:48 pm

Damn! Legislation recognizing gay marrage has been passed by the federal government of Canada.

Suddenly my wife has grown a penis and for the love of god I just can't keep the damned thing out of me. Curse you Gay Agenda! You've made a homo out of me.

Seriously though it's things like this that make me feel a little more secure in the hope that my beloved country will never become a theocracy.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:08 pm

One more reason to stop making fun of Canada. A an honest and heartfealt respect for personal freedoms and civil rights.

...

Dosen't mean I'm *going* to stop making fun of you Syurpchuggers. It'd just be a good reason to.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:15 pm

Actually Canadians kind of like it when you make fun of us.

As long as the world keeps thinking we're naive, kind-hearted, hockey freaks nobody will expect a thing when we make out move to take over the world. Then all your women will be topless in public and your homosexuals will be married.

Oops... I've said too much.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:25 pm

Ghastly wrote:Seriously though it's things like this that make me feel a little more secure in the hope that my beloved country will never become a theocracy.

Show off.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:54 pm

man, canada is looking pretty damned good right about now.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:07 am

okay, let's just dispell some rumours here.

1. contrary to popular belife, many Americans drink syrup. along with other condaments, like gravy, katchup, soy sauce, mustard, and peanut butter.

2. i'll have you know canada actually makes it illegal for people to have private healthcare, and canadians often come south for medical treatment. ironically enough, many americans go north with false canadian IDs to get free medical treatment, even if the waiting list is like, three years for a wart removal.

3. i'm an unbiast source of information.

that was satire, except the first one. drinking syrup is great for the arteries.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:07 am

Ghastly wrote: Then all your women will be topless in public

I for one, welcome our Canadian overloards, and I'd like to add that they can't get here soon enough.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:23 am

Good for Canada!

Lilly_snow · Post by **Lilly_snow** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:57 pm

That makes me think of this:

http://www.nothingnice.com/comics/20050629.gif

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:53 pm

squidflakes wrote:
Ghastly wrote: Then all your women will be topless in public
I for one, welcome our Canadian overloards, and I'd like to add that they can't get here soon enough.

Overlords....or ALLIES?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:33 pm

Overlords is just a title, it will be Overlord Ghastly, OverlordMrs.Ghastly, ect.

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:58 pm

Just think of it as an organic strap-on, Ghastly.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:54 am

That stuff about canadian healthcare just went through your supreme court Ghastly, yes? Didn't they shoot it down the part about no privte healthcare for services offered by the government because people died on waiting lists?

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:56 pm

yes... it's all falling into place..... *taps fingers together, Monty Burns style, in the dark, while sitting at her desk...* Excellent....

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:47 pm

And this just in, Uber Catholic Spain just legalized gay marriage, which includes rights like property inheritance, adoption, and ect. Good job Spain!

Devil Girl · Post by **Devil Girl** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:40 pm

Ghastly wrote: Then all your women will be topless in public

That would be really handy in the UK right now, what with the weather trying to make it resemble southern Spain

Having said that, soldering whilst topless might be risky - can I wear a sexy protective apron at work???

EDIT: Ay Carumba! Just envisioned a topless Kickboxing class!!!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:10 pm

Devil Girl wrote: Having said that, soldering whilst topless might be risky - can I wear a sexy protective apron at work???

What is that ol' FARK saying again? Oh yes, "this thread is useless without pics".

Badnoodle · Post by **Badnoodle** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:13 pm

I can attest 100% that operating a hot glue gun topless is a bad idea.

And frying bacon.

And drunken kitchen clog dancing.

Doing yard work topless is only dangerous to passers-by. (whiplash).

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:51 am

badnoodle wrote: And drunken kitchen clog dancing.

You too can crack yourself in the teeth with your nipple rings! (And please, please, please don't ask me how I know this is possible)

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:26 am

How is that possible?

(Don't forget the visual evidence)

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