Moo Cow wrote:
And those ancient gods were awesome... so kinky!
~Sara
Yeppers, way more awesome than some of the newer gods like a certain mountain god from the back hills of Canaan who still tries to play like he wasn't masterbating the whole time he was lurking on his little mountain just waiting for some spoiled Egyptian brat like Moshe to come around with enough followers to make him a player...
yea, that crazy Yahweh. Can you believe that he claimed to have flooded the whole earth for 40 days to clean up after a totally bitchin' kegger he threw? To this day, I have yet to find anyone who has been to that party.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
That's because he stole the story from an elder god. Or borrowed? Anyway, I guess the teenaged YHWH figured no one would notice if he just claimed to do something one of elders had claimed to do. You'd think he'd have the common sense to not borrow someone else's tall tale, but...
....and all the more appropriate when it's noted that Elil defied the rest of his pantheonic relatives and saved Utnapishtim.... because Utnapisthim was righteous? no. because he made many and varied sacrifices? no. because he made good beer.
