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Well. -_-; I suppose Kiki's heart was in the right place ... for a moment. Poor Peep. He's going to be rather confused once someone finally sits him down and gives him 'the talk'. Which may happen fairly soon if he keeps playing with little girls in sailor fuku.
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O_o Oh, wait ... Is that Chibi Sue? She looks different without her usual dose of sarcasm and dignity.
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O_o Oh, wait ... Is that Chibi Sue? She looks different without her usual dose of sarcasm and dignity.
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I don't know about her heart, but I do know her hand was in the right place.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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some classic star chibi stuff there... though the legs being realistic and the arms being star chibi style was throwing me off a bit, till I remembered that Peep probably can't move all that fast.
Still cute though..
Still cute though..
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
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complete with gratuitous panty shot.Ghastly wrote:She's got the "flipping out chibi style" face and arms.
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and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
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If a certain book I've read is credible, the ancient Egyptians already used all sorts of sperm as part of beauty products. Granted, they were more skin creams than hair-care products, but still.Ghastly wrote:I sense a hot new hair product commercial in the works.
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Well, according to some sources, Ra masturbated the other gods into existence.Error of Logic wrote:If a certain book I've read is credible, the ancient Egyptians already used all sorts of sperm as part of beauty products. Granted, they were more skin creams than hair-care products, but still.Ghastly wrote:I sense a hot new hair product commercial in the works.
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And then there's the lovely little saw about the time when Horus went to dine at Set's and almost got done up the ass. Set dropped down drunk before it happened, though, but Horus got up and ... 'shook hands with the unemployed' over Set's vegetable garden, namely the lettuce.kingofthemorlocks wrote:Well, according to some sources, Ra masturbated the other gods into existence.Error of Logic wrote:If a certain book I've read is credible, the ancient Egyptians already used all sorts of sperm as part of beauty products. Granted, they were more skin creams than hair-care products, but still.Ghastly wrote:I sense a hot new hair product commercial in the works.
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Later, Set boasted about having worked Horus over in front of the other gods, claiming supremacy. The gods called to Set's seed to sing out where it was, but Horus had chucked it into a swamp.
Then Horus told his seed to sing out ... And it turned out Set likes lettuce. A lot. And that he ate it without noticing what else was on it.
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Error of Logic wrote:And then there's the lovely little saw about the time when Horus went to dine at Set's and almost got done up the ass. Set dropped down drunk before it happened, though, but Horus got up and ... 'shook hands with the unemployed' over Set's vegetable garden, namely the lettuce.
Later, Set boasted about having worked Horus over in front of the other gods, claiming supremacy. The gods called to Set's seed to sing out where it was, but Horus had chucked it into a swamp.
Then Horus told his seed to sing out ... And it turned out Set likes lettuce. A lot. And that he ate it without noticing what else was on it.
Ha ha. those old gods were a riot.
fun fact: Amun-Ra was killed and dismembered by his brother, and then his wife, Isis i belive, put his body back together, save for his tallywhacker, whish was eaten by a fish. so she made a new one out of clay, then turned into a bird and had sex with Ra to bring him back to life.
why she used clay, and why she turned into a bird is anyone's guess.
The American dream is to prosper by your chosen means, make your own decisions independent from some asshole in a fancy building. to live, love, and die by your own choices and passions.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
and to tell the British royalty to eat a bag of dicks.
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Actually, it was Osiris who got killed. Because he was Ra's favorite, most likely heir to the throne and proceeded to have sex with Nephthys, who was then Set's wife.Major Maxillary wrote:Error of Logic wrote:And then there's the lovely little saw about the time when Horus went to dine at Set's and almost got done up the ass. Set dropped down drunk before it happened, though, but Horus got up and ... 'shook hands with the unemployed' over Set's vegetable garden, namely the lettuce.
Later, Set boasted about having worked Horus over in front of the other gods, claiming supremacy. The gods called to Set's seed to sing out where it was, but Horus had chucked it into a swamp.
Then Horus told his seed to sing out ... And it turned out Set likes lettuce. A lot. And that he ate it without noticing what else was on it.
Ha ha. those old gods were a riot.
fun fact: Amun-Ra was killed and dismembered by his brother, and then his wife, Isis i belive, put his body back together, save for his tallywhacker, whish was eaten by a fish. so she made a new one out of clay, then turned into a bird and had sex with Ra to bring him back to life.
why she used clay, and why she turned into a bird is anyone's guess.
The bird is a psychopompos, as well as a common religious symbol; a messenger of the heavens. 'Sides, she'd have to fly to get up to Ra, the sun god.
I have no explanation for the clay, unless it's because the ancient Egyptians made lots of household items out of clay.
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Ghastly wrote:I sense a hot new hair product commercial in the works.
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That's great... but how do you sell it? I guess sell the toys to help....
And those ancient gods were awesome... so kinky!
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