Malkovich will rape you!

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:26 am

One day when i was drunk and/or stoned i read the Walken Vs. Malkovich comic aloud to a friend. He enjoyed it thoroughly. I decided to do the same for all of you.

http://www.geocities.com/azurecharade/W ... ovich2.mp3 I tried to make it small enough that geocities wouldn't block it every 5 minutes. Here's hoping.

[Edit] I have, since posting, realized the title of this thread may be misleading. I have since changed it...

[Edit to the H-power] In the interests of filespace i have converted it to mp3 and fixed the link.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:39 am

Search for a freeware MP3 encoder. You should be able to make that wav file smaller and better audio quality. Although this did have a neat "listening to an old 45" quality to it.

I have another MP3 of a girl doing the voice of Kiki in the strip with the octopus at the aquarium.

I should have a contest some day where people send in audio of them doing their favorite strip and then compile them into flash versions of the strip.

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:50 am

That would be tremendous, and i will re-record my reading JUST for such an occasion. I can probably do a more suitable Glemph voice, if i tried. This of course begs the question, what do YOU, Ghastly, believe Glemph sounds like? Eloquent? High Class? Southern? Elaborate please...

HEIL GHASTLY!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:11 pm

I have an idea of how Glanph's voice sounds like:

Gelatinous!

Mootpoint · Post by **Mootpoint** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:15 pm

For some reason, I hear Glemph in my head kind of like a weird hybrid of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce...

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:26 pm

mootpoint wrote:For some reason, I hear Glemph in my head kind of like a weird hybrid of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce...

More like David Hyde Pierce to me. He has such obvious prissiness I can't think of anyone else to voice him.

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:08 pm

I always thought of Glemph having a very average voice. A bit like Hyde from That 70's Show. Just the things he says and such.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:12 pm

I always picture David Hyde Pierce doing the voice whenever I write dialogue for Glemph.

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:32 pm

David Hyde Pierce, eh? I could dothat impression. Oh yeah. Something to do at work.

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:38 pm

Glemph is not a human. His voice will of course be inhuman. Probably a very deep, monsterous horror, witch several simultaneous layers of equal horror, combining to form more horror.

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:55 pm

Jay's new Avi is hypnotising the whole board ah!
...
bounce must bounce.

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:37 pm

Must...use....willpower....to....stop....tracking....jubblies

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:51 pm

Actually, I find the avatar rather...disturbing.....

Cathowl · Post by **Cathowl** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:24 pm

It looks like it hurts... Bounce bounce... Ouch.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:26 pm

jay042 wrote:
mootpoint wrote:For some reason, I hear Glemph in my head kind of like a weird hybrid of Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce...
More like David Hyde Pierce to me. He has such obvious prissiness I can't think of anyone else to voice him.

Ohhh! lookit! Boobs!

Legmuscle · Post by **Legmuscle** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:34 pm

I wonder what the audio for that clip sounded like?

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:44 am

Did anyone else think "Monty Python" when listening to that?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:25 am

"Coconuts!"

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:34 pm

HUGE.....tracts of land!

Azurecharade · Post by **Azurecharade** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:10 pm

Wow...being compared to Monty Python...i'm truly honored.