Wierdest Fetish Ever

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:22 pm

Let's have a contest to celebrate the end of the school year!

Who can find the wierdest fetish? Who does will recieve the grand prize, which I will teleport to you psychically.

Badnoodle · Post by **Badnoodle** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:57 pm

Tranny Mormon schoolgirls covered in pudding and feathers is the most bizarre I've ever encountered personally.

I used to have photographic proof, but lost them in The Great Hard Drive Asplosion of 2003.

Caduceus · Post by **Caduceus** » Fri May 27, 2005 10:58 pm

R Crumb likes to sit on women's feet.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Fri May 27, 2005 11:57 pm

Stephen Henderson-Grady wrote:R Crumb likes to sit on women's feet.

I hate feet, but if R Crumb does it, then darnit, I'll try it.

How about conjoined twins/triplets? I know a website, but the goggles DO NOTHING!

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:52 pm

I like porn that doesnt have anything pornographic in it. I have no idea how to describe what I mean.

Legmuscle · Post by **Legmuscle** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:56 pm

I've never understood the one where women are stuck to the floor with glue. The girls aren't naked. They're not really doing anything particularly sexy even.

Every one of them follows a strict pattern that is never deviated from. Girl walks into room, girl's feet get stuck to the floor, followed by a description of the adhesive substance that she's stepped in, in some cases we are shown that whatever adhesive is being used on the floor has seeped through their shoes somehow and has stuck their feet into them, this is the only variaton, girl tries to get her feet free, girl realises it's hopless. In all cases each story ends with the girl wailing, "I'm stuck FOREVER!" Which I assume is this fetish's equivalent to a money shot.

Most other fetishes, even ones I don't share, I can understand the psychology behind them. This one: Girls with their feet stuck to the floor. I don't get it.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:08 pm

legmuscle wrote:Girl walks into room, girl's feet get stuck to the floor, followed by a description of the adhesive substance that she's stepped in

If it's bukkake then maybe it makes sense, somehow....

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sat May 28, 2005 2:19 pm

legmuscle wrote:I've never understood the one where women are stuck to the floor with glue. The girls aren't naked. They're not really doing anything particularly sexy even.
....
In all cases each story ends with the girl wailing, "I'm stuck FOREVER!" Which I assume is this fetish's equivalent to a money shot.

That does sound sexy.

Prince Amethyst · Post by **Prince Amethyst** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:48 am

It is a fantasy about being "stucked"... seeing a woman who is afraid and stressed and all that... looking despaired... sweating and grimacing...

Loverboy586 · Post by **Loverboy586** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:49 am

arborphilia has always given me nightmares

Skztr · Post by **Skztr** » Sun May 29, 2005 7:01 am

Loverboy586 wrote:arborphilia has always given me nightmares

I had no idea those camp councellors were molesting me all those times they made me hug a tree. Bitches.. making me a part of their sick pornographic show...

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:13 am

"for a while i thought i was into S&M, beastiality, and Necrophilia, but then i realized i was just beating a dead horse."

i had something else to say, but i forgot it...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:18 am

that was worthy of monitor bukkake

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun May 29, 2005 4:47 pm

The one i cant understand, at all, is the same one kiki cant. Straight hetrosexual missionary position. Where the fuck is the fun in that?

Cathowl · Post by **Cathowl** » Sun May 29, 2005 4:51 pm

Some people just prefer vanilla over double-chocolate pican with rainbow sprinkles.

Fetish that makes me go "bzuh?!": Amputation.

BenMCOB · Post by **BenMCOB** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:02 pm

That ball-kicking fetish is one of the few that can make me wince. Can't remember the name for it right now though...

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:56 am

Nothing clears out an open-minded BDSM club like nailing a consenting partner's genetalia to a board, lemme tell ya.

(Done it? No. Seen it? You betcha.)

In terms of weird fetishes that don't involve nailing delicate body parts to planks, I think the Japanese oversized pudenda fetish is one of the downright weirdest. Imagine watching a twenty-minute video where a woman is wearing fake giant labia beneath her panties and rubbing them against all manner of hard corners. Stair rails, desk corners, jungle gyms... None are safe from PUDENDA.

Unbirthing, the fantasy of taking a fully-grown (or shrunken) partner into one's womb, is also a pretty weird one. Most UB material is also furry, which frustrates me because my curiosity about the fetish conflicts with my furry squick.

And yeah. I'm pretty much a walking glossary of weird kinks.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon May 30, 2005 10:04 am

Godzilla vs. Pudenda...coming soon to a theatre near you.

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Mon May 30, 2005 1:47 pm

okay, i just thought of what i was gonna say;

eating one's own or someone else's genitals.

now, i've never been one to judge someone by their sexual preferences, but there is a point where you just have to call a freak a freak.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:07 pm

You mean like Armin Meiwes?