Anti Drugs

Badnoodle · Post by **Badnoodle** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:22 pm

Frosting & Dildos - My Anti Drugs.

And speaking of t-shirts, does anyone else own sighco's "tentaclesex" shirt? It is possibly the best t-shirt evah!

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:58 am

Toawa wrote:
"Help Stamp Out Rape: Consent"

Wow... I like that more than I should.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:01 am

Q: How do I prevent someone from raping me?

A: Give them unconditional permission to have sex with you at any time and place of their choosing.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:17 am

Works against John Malkovich.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu May 26, 2005 9:41 am

But not against Christopher Walken. Even if you say "yes Mr. Walken, please wreck my colon" he can still rape you.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:21 pm

Oh, that reminds me. I did not get those jokes. Who exactly is John Malkovich and Christopher Walken?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:41 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Oh, that reminds me. I did not get those jokes. Who exactly is John Malkovich and Christopher Walken?

Christ boy, go rent some movies. Start with The Prophecy, then Pulp Fiction. After that get Dangerous Liaisons and Being John Malkovich.

Badnoodle · Post by **Badnoodle** » Fri May 27, 2005 7:06 pm

For my money, Walken was at his best in "Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead". Even as a quadraplegic, he projected mind-warping levels of creepy. The video to Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" or the Saturday Night Live "The Continental" or "More Cowbell" skits both feature Walkenin a more comedic role. (Wow, that man can dance.)

I also think that Willem Dafoe is worse (better?) than Malkovich. He just gave me the jibblies in "Platoon". His head is weirdly shpaed, and his eyes are too beady, or something. Just to be on the safe side, he has my unconditional consent to buttsex.
Just to be safe.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:15 pm

Willem Dafoe is bat-shit crazy creepy.

He just won't ass rape you like Walken and Malkovich. He'll take pictures of your ass rape and send them to all your friends and family.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat May 28, 2005 7:51 am

And then you have Gary Busey.. THAT motherfucker WILL rape your ass, video tape himself doing it, and send the footage to your grandmother.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:00 am

This is very sad that we're discussing the these Hollywood men this way...

... without including the women! I mean, why can't we think about the sick, disgusting, perverse things that Angelina Jolie or Alyson Hannigan or even Alex Borstein and Yeardley Smith would do to dominate and humiliate us. It's just not fair, I tell you!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:02 am

There is no way I could fuck Alex Borstein or Yeardly Smith without making them do the voices.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:10 am

squidflakes wrote:There is no way I could fuck Alex Borstein or Yeardly Smith without making them do the voices.

No, they'd ass-screw you, along with burning, beating, pinching, etc., while doing their AOL-tech-support impersonations and having the whole scene storyboarded so that their respective cartoons could do episodes using your screams/begging as the soundtrack, giving you full credits.

Well, it would actually be much worse, as that's just what Mila Kunis woud do to you on a good day.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:18 pm

Ghastly wrote:Willem Dafoe is bat-shit crazy creepy.

Seeing him in Spiderman didn't help him seem any less crazy/creepy. I mean, he didn't even NEED the fuckin' mask.

Badnoodle · Post by **Badnoodle** » Sat May 28, 2005 2:15 pm

Gary Busey's not creepy...to me he's just functionally retarded with super poor impulse control. It's hard to be frightened of that.

Secretly, I believe that Reese Witherspoon is a vicious dominatrix, with a large collection of riding crops and pony tails.

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Sun May 29, 2005 10:44 am

cuteswan wrote:This is very sad that we're discussing the these Hollywood men this way...

... without including the women! I mean, why can't we think about the sick, disgusting, perverse things that Angelina Jolie or Alyson Hannigan or even Alex Borstein and Yeardley Smith would do to dominate and humiliate us. It's just not fair, I tell you!

Well, I think that the reason that we didn't mention the women is because most of us would be happy to be humiliated by Alyson Hannigan, as long as we got to have sex with her.

I mean, hell, she is hot as can be!

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:40 am

Hey hey! I just saw the Bond movie "A view to a kill"

Christopher Walken was in it!

Also, to see ultra goodness, watch this flash movie with him in it!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/237699

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:21 am

I rate it so-so

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:43 am

Ghastly wrote:Willem Dafoe is bat-shit crazy creepy.

Is it bad that for some reason I find him incredibly sexy?

I seem to have a variety of tastes. Including Willem Dafoe, Hugh Laurie (Dr. House!) and the old standards like Johnny Depp.

But is it really that wrong to want to be assraped by Dafoe? Come on, people...

~Sara

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:48 am

John Malkovitch - My Anti-Drug