another thing that should not be

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:42 am

Behold, totally whacked Star Wars merchandise:
doggy slave Leia costume

doggy princess Leia costume

doggy Yoda costume

doggy Darth Vader costume

But that first one. My eyes!

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:55 am

oh my fucking godess..

that is .. just plain wrong...

RUN KIDS!!!! the end is neigh!

WingsofFury · Post by **WingsofFury** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:59 am

Sometimes I wonder wheter or not Gabe and Tycho from Penny Arcade were completely off the mark with that "Last Christmas" book. Especially when something this strange comes up...

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat May 21, 2005 7:25 am

Ack! My brain a-splode!

Kitsune Bosetsu · Post by **Kitsune Bosetsu** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:49 am

I misread that first one as Doggy STYLE Leia costume

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Sun May 22, 2005 10:06 am

Kitsune Bosetsu wrote:I misread that first one as Doggy STYLE Leia costume

...and it wasn't until I saw your post that I noticed that is it Doggy SLAVE Leia.

Of course, I was imagining furry versions of all the Star Wars in bondage. That's what I thought I was going to see.

The truth was worse.

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Sun May 22, 2005 9:32 pm

Yeah, because when you dress your pets up it can hardly be called "consentual." Gah, that outfit is creepy. I think that counts under "pet abuse."

Then again, someone suggested I rig up my wheelchair with a pair of shafts and use this solution for getting around:

Prince Amethyst · Post by **Prince Amethyst** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:51 am

jackalope wrote:

That is so sexy!

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:54 am

looks at pic.. looks again... nice... lucky girl.. oops did i say that out loud and did i mention too much about my likes?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:37 am

I question the guy more than the girl.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:44 am

people that dress up their animals wig me out (talking about the slavegirl dog-costume, not the bondage lady)

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:46 am

LindaH wrote:looks at pic.. looks again... nice... lucky girl.. oops did i say that out loud and did i mention too much about my likes?

The next time I do a panel at a convention I should get a team of ponygirls to transport me in a golden chariot up to the stage.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:49 am

that would be freakin great, it'd be a good way to start off with everyone knowing where your coming from.

something like, "I am ghastly, I have ponygirls, who the hell are you?"

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:40 am

just pay the plainticket to over there and sure

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 23, 2005 10:35 am

Ghastly wrote:
LindaH wrote:looks at pic.. looks again... nice... lucky girl.. oops did i say that out loud and did i mention too much about my likes?
The next time I do a panel at a convention I should get a team of ponygirls to transport me in a golden chariot up to the stage.

That's how I want to make my entrance to Akon one of these years.. only its 8 female body builders in hot squid girl costumes, bearing me on a huge open topped sedan, upon which I lounge a la the ancient romans. Of course chained to my little lounge dias are two scantially clad girls with cat ears who are pleasuring me in little ways.
Also, frolicing around the sedan as it makes its way around the convention are several lithe and nubile squid girls, each with their own camera and squid, taking pictures of the tentacoo wape that I normally take.. only.. i'm too busy being carried around you see.

When I finally tire of being carried, I will command my sedan be placed on its portable dias, and there I will hold court, surrounded by my hard boddied body guards, granting photo ops, allowing a select few to lounge around the base of my dias, and running any little errands I feel is fit to give them.

Oh yea..

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon May 23, 2005 11:45 am

If you ever need a technical assistant...

::must find a head-mounted HUD display, for proper effect... And one of those special one-handed walking keyboards::

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Mon May 23, 2005 12:41 pm

It's been suggested before that the best way for a gimp to attend Burning Man is to build a golden barge pulled by slaves of the appropriate sex...everything else there is totally over-the-top, might as well have the pleasure ship in the desert.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 23, 2005 1:36 pm

yea.. I'd totally be in to the whole concept of burning man if it wasn't yet another excuse for the dregs of humanity to get together and drug themself into a stupor. Even the SubGenii are getting tired of it, and that's saying something.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:28 pm

grins. And i just take my cargirl to conventions on a leash.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:33 pm

RantinAn wrote:grins. And i just take my cargirl to conventions on a leash.

I would too, if I had one.

Also, for some reason, all my sedan bearing squid girls are black and look like Grace Jones.. in a squidgirl costume.. with huge breasts.