I'm LEGAL!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:27 am

I'm 18 years old today. Christine has promised to give me anything I ask for...I'm askin' for a lap dance.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:38 am

Woah, congrats! Happy Birthday, have a great and sexy one...

Mmm, lapdance.

~Sara

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:19 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I'm 18 years old today. Christine has promised to give me anything I ask for...I'm askin' for a lap dance.

Congrats Bill! Now you can excercise your right to vote, and to get drafted

More importantly, you're a legal adult now, with all the rights and responsiblities therein..

and all you want is a lapdance?

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:58 am

happy birthday!

and send us a vid of the dance

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:18 am

Buy your gal a sex toy.

You can't be there all the time, and EVERY YOUNG WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ATLEAST ONE

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:18 am

oh...and happy birthday

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:42 am

<====Is very very old

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:36 am

Many Grats KTM 8)

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon May 16, 2005 12:47 pm

Didn't get a lapdance, didn't get a blowjob, because Mommy Dearest was in the other room instead of picking up her little brother from school. I did, however, receive the opportunity to finger-fuck her with such gusto that she soaked right through her jeans (she rarely wears panties, preferring to go commando unless it's that time of month) and onto the couch.

Misca, I have given some thought to buying her a sex toy before I leave for college...Not a vibrator, probably, because the buzzing would be heard by her parents, or worse, her nasty snitch of a brother.

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:18 pm

Ah, I take it you've been ratted out by the little scrub in the past eh?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:34 pm

Congratulations. Now develop flat feet. Just sayin.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Tue May 17, 2005 2:42 am

Congratulations! Now you have the right to get plast... uh... sorry, you are in the US, aren't you? Well, congratulations anyway!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:50 am

prettydragoon wrote:Congratulations! Now you have the right to get plast... uh... sorry, you are in the US, aren't you? Well, congratulations anyway!

that's why finland is the country everyone quite wants to be..

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:22 am

This may sound a tad paranoid, but how old in Christine, and have you checked into staturary rape laws in your state?

Some states are a bit over zealous, such as mine which allowes 16 year olds to have sex, as long as the person with whom they are coupling is not over 18. I'd look into that if I were you, cause if her parents catch you and are sufficiantly pissy, they can press charges if your state sucks balls.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:30 am

Goddessmisca wrote: they can press charges if your state sucks balls.

While you are getting your balls sucked.. they love to be recursive like that

WhatMeWorry? · Post by **WhatMeWorry?** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:34 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:This may sound a tad paranoid, but how old in Christine, and have you checked into staturary rape laws in your state?

Some states are a bit over zealous, such as mine which allowes 16 year olds to have sex, as long as the person with whom they are coupling is not over 18. I'd look into that if I were you, cause if her parents catch you and are sufficiantly pissy, they can press charges if your state sucks balls.

Been there, done that and I agree very much with Misca.

MAKE SURE YOU CHECK!!!!!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:47 pm

She's sixteen, until May 26th at which point she'll be 17 and we can fuck.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:50 pm

and you're actually going to take a break?

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:14 pm

squidflakes wrote:and you're actually going to take a break?

Well, it's only a week.

...

Yeah, he doesn't stand a chance.

But still, they say that abstinence makes the heart grow fonder!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:22 pm

No; that's why my birthday song was "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest instead of "I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper.

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