Squiddy's Weapon of Choice

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun May 08, 2005 10:44 am

Okay, let me rephrase that...my dick's like an Apatosaurus' neck. Long.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun May 08, 2005 2:57 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:Okay, let me rephrase that...my dick's like an Apatosaurus' neck.

Fleshy?

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun May 08, 2005 3:53 pm

Flexible, knobby, scaly, usually stuck into trees and with a tiny little head on the end.

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:39 pm

And totally herbivorous.

Damoinion · Post by **Damoinion** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:54 pm

Extinct, known only by fossil records, actual appearance can only be inferred.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:12 am

ok enuff bragging guys. post pics of your cocks so we can really see for ourselves

just for the scientific studdies of course. *ahem*

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:14 am

I already have. Ahhh.. but that was a while ago.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:45 pm

LindaH wrote:ok enuff bragging guys. post pics of your cocks so we can really see for ourselves

just for the scientific studdies of course. *ahem*

OK. Don't say you weren't warned.

Damoinion · Post by **Damoinion** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:15 pm

WTF?
ROFL
snerf

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:29 pm

ahhh, I see you sprung for the naked mole rat option.

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Mon May 09, 2005 2:04 pm

squidflakes wrote:ahhh, I see you sprung for the naked mole rat option.

Quite interesting...how often must it be fed a female sacrifice I wonder...

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:10 pm

and how many females actually want it in them?

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:37 pm

LindaH wrote:and how many females actually want it in them?

Oh, plenty. In more sophisticated circles uterolingus with love bites on the the cervix is quite the fad.

Besides, you didn't specify what sort of female. There are plenty of lady gugs, nightgaunts, and shoggoths who squeal "Oh, it's so cute!" Or squeal anyway. Well, scream. Umm, make some sort of piercing ululating eldritch cacophany.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:19 am

tellner, remind me to loan you my book on Safe Suggoth Sex. There are lots of things in there that I didn't know, and a couple that probably saved my life. There is also a huge section on Suggolingus that you would do well to get familiar with.

Phantom6 · Post by **Phantom6** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:49 am

squidflakes wrote:It really is a real airsoft gun, It was modeled after the M-134. Most of the airsoft guns are really really realistic

RIDICULOUSLY Realistic.

Even with the bright orange tip I can't take my P90 out in public. My group and I are lucky we're in Florida. There's a LOT of big secluded Empty Fields and old abandoned houses.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:30 pm

Hey, you pay a huge ass licencing fee to the gun maker, you shuld strive for realisim... that's my motto.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:39 pm

the gun maker in this case would be GE, and no fee necessary. The gun isn't close enough in design or function

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:02 pm

Why a dirty big machine gun, Squid? what's wrong with a little care and precision? Why not just get a rifle-like thing, maybe after the style of a Garand? I know If I were an airsoft type I'd want a Bolt-action design (at least externally), ideally modelled on the Lee-Enfield.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:31 pm

Maybe I'm not very adventurous, but I'd just go for something familiar myself, an M-16 or M249 style airsoft weapon. Though an AT-4 airsoft would be intruging...

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Thu May 12, 2005 10:12 pm

Heh... I'm kinda partial to

I wish I could find it again: someone somewhere has a replica of Alcard's guns, from Hellsing, both the .454 Casull and the Other one (13MM wasn't it?)... I just want those for cool factor though.