This... Could Complicate Matters

[Swordsman3003]

It's about time for another lesson in swordsman's disturbed/corrupted logic:

You know, if we are created in god's image, does that mean god has an asshole and a dick?

For what purpose could god have a penis?

Since there are no divine women (okay, if you're catholic (like me! tee hee!) than I guess Mary counts as one)

But since Mary is forever a virgin, she doesn't count.

Anyway, Since, as any christian would tell you, God has a purpose for everything (like when I asked why would God take 148 hours to make the world they told me it was to make an example to how we should live our life)

this principle must also apply to God's dick.

Dick's have 2 purposes: Pissing and Humping.

As I'm a sure that God does not produce excrement, no matter how holy, then that leaves us with one other option.

But wait! There are no women in heaven!

I see it one of two ways:

God masturbates. Perhaps that explains how the devil is able to get away with satanic stuff; he slips it in when god is looking for a new tissue.

Or:

God and Jesus are gettin' it on gay incest style!

Thus concludes the lesson of swordsman's disturbed/corrupted logic.

[Nyu~]

Or:

God and Jesus are gettin' it on gay incest style!

Actually, I'm not sure if that would count as incest or masturbation. I guess it would depend on your personal brand of Christianity's view on the nature of the Trinity.