Hookers!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:33 pm

Here in Miami there used to be a lot of prostitutes on the streets at night. I saw them all the time along 8 th street and Flagler Street. Then some years ago there was a serial killer strangling prostitutes and they all disappeared. I guess they got scared. The estrange thing is that even after the killer was caught the hookers didn

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:14 pm

Interesting....

Speaking of the "something extra" There seems to be a disproportionate amount of "shemale" or "transexual" (those are the terms they use) prostitutes advertized in the free newspaper (under the guise of "massage"), there are almost as many as there are "100% female" ones! What gives?

~Sara

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:11 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:I wonder if these I saw are real women or they carry something extra.

Well there's only one way to find out...

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:15 pm

well it could be worse. drivign home form my parent;s place in bentliegh, it was a game one played, count the hookers.

points are as followes
1) whore
2) skanky whore
5) skanky whore wearing the same sort of things my aunt wears
6) underaged and obvious non skanky whore
7) overaged whore desperately tryuing to look underaged whore (skanky is a given here)
10) undercover policewoman trying to look like a whore and failing miserably.

arguing over who scored what was more fun than spotting the whores.

grand prize: a trip to the VD clinic.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:27 pm

Heh, that's great! I'd play that if i saw whores on a regular basis. That's a nice grand prize!

~Sara

DoctorVortex · Post by **DoctorVortex** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:28 pm

My sister and I played the exact same game at family get-togethers. Our parents hated it.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:00 pm

Moo Cow wrote:There seems to be a disproportionate amount of "shemale" or "transexual" (those are the terms they use) ...

Not to sound arrogant, but the way I see it, someone in the process of going from one gender to the other is transexual. People like Freddy are still shemales.

Besides, the hormones one needs for those kinds of medical processes render the male genitalia inoperable, or so I've read. All I know, I've learned from Venus Envy.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:34 pm

Peaches wrote:Besides, the hormones one needs for those kinds of medical processes render the male genitalia inoperable, or so I've read. All I know, I've learned from Venus Envy.

after a while. not straight off. so it still works after a fashion for a while after you started treatment. though it goes soft if youdont focus for a second LOL. so if you do a boob job and remove the beard quickly you could pass for a woman with a working penis

Nyu~ · Post by **Nyu~** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:53 pm

Peaches wrote:
Moo Cow wrote:There seems to be a disproportionate amount of "shemale" or "transexual" (those are the terms they use) ...
Not to sound arrogant, but the way I see it, someone in the process of going from one gender to the other is transexual. People like Freddy are still shemales.

To be fair, there don't seem to be any widely agreed upon definitions for, well, anything relating to this subject, really.

Main Entry: she-male
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a genetic male who has both male and female characteristics; a male who has undergone surgical feminization
Usage: derogatory slang
Source: Webster's New Millennium

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:58 pm

everyone likes hoes! And what's there not to like with androgony.

heh, reminds me of the family guy when the new-yorkers were in town and quagmire's all "whoa, transvestite, lookout!... wait, pre-op or post-op" "pre-op" "whoa, transvestite lookout!"

har har, I like remembering TV

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:24 am

Oooh Miami.. I miss the Card Sound hookers. THOSE were some desparate ladies. Caught between the Keys on one side and Miami on the other, prowling that little strip of land between the bridge and US1.. ahhh

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:18 pm

Nyu~ wrote:Regardless, I think that MooCow's statement wasn't trying to draw any distinctions between "shemales" and "transsexuals", but instead trying to qualify the statement by noting that these are the terms that the prostitutes use in their advertisements. As to why their is an apparently disproportionate supply of (insert ambiguously defined term here) prostitutes, I can only guess that medical procedures keep costs high and prejudices keep non-sexual incomes low.

Thanks Nyu~ (welcome, by the way!), for getting what I mean and supplying resources. I like you already.

I didn't mean to be rude or ignorant or anything. I know a good amount about transgender issues. I was just talking about the ads (which also say "fully functional" and list breast and penis size). I take it that the people identify as female, I just know how difficult it is to go to regular therapy enough to be able to get hormone therapy and actual surgeries, so it seemed strange that in one city sixty or seventy women (probably more) who still had penises were offering their services sexually. That's all. Sorry if I upset anyone.

~Sara

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:08 pm

Wilmo wrote:everyone likes hoes! And what's there not to like with androgony.

heh, reminds me of the family guy when the new-yorkers were in town and quagmire's all "whoa, transvestite, lookout!... wait, pre-op or post-op" "pre-op" "whoa, transvestite lookout!"

har har, I like remembering TV

That always kinda bugged me, actually... It'd be a transsexual that would be pre-op, not a transvestite.

(For reference, my personal definitions:

Transvestite=Dressing as opposite sex for sexual purposes.
Crossdresser=Dressing as opposite sex for non-sexual purposes.
Transsexual=One sex in other sex's body.
)

Surprise Chibi Inside! · Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:04 pm

I think I've been staring a pictures of Freddy for too long...

Because I'm not finding that particular Hamiltonian hooker that ugly.

...

I'm so dickchick fodder...

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:17 pm

Moo Cow wrote:I didn't mean to be rude or ignorant or anything. I know a good amount about transgender issues. I was just talking about the ads (which also say "fully functional" and list breast and penis size).

Oh, that's not what I meant at all! I'm sorry if you felt like I was putting you on the spot.

But, "fully functional" breast AND penis size ads...

I had no idea. GGF* is edutainment.

*Ghastly's Ghastly Forums

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:00 am

Moo Cow wrote:I was just talking about the ads (which also say "fully functional" and list breast and penis size).

So people can buy them underwear in correct sizes?

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:54 pm

It's fine, Peaches! And in response to somethign you said earlier, I learned a whole lot from Venus Envy too, I love that comic!

The ads... They're weird. They don't say "9 inch cock" or anything like that, but things like "Cute butt, cute face, nine reasons to call her place!" And the Bust/waist/hip measurements they give just rightout. It's so weird... when I get a newspaper I'll type some funny ones out to give you a better idea if you'd like,

~Sara

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