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by CJBurgandy » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:43 pm
nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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by Maximuscoolman » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:49 pm
Don't worry, you'd still have your Furry Overlords
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by Peaches » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:54 pm
No
Way
In
Hell.
Snap on me. I got burned. *bows to Furry Overlords*
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by Nithos » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:16 pm
CJ wrote: nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
Forgive me overlords, for I have sinned. I read "mallet" as "mullet" the first time...
And I'll slit my own wrists with a wooden spork before I bow to a furry overlord.
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by CJBurgandy » Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:52 pm
I would personally cut off all her hair if she had a mullet
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by Peaches » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:06 pm
Presenting the fe-mullet!
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by CJBurgandy » Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:16 pm
thats not a mullet. It's not short in the front. She just has bangs.
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http://www.ratemymullet.com <--- go here for real mullets)
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by Ghastly » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:58 am
Believe me, when you've been in as many lesbian bars as I have you become very familiar with fem-mullets.
It's like a sea of Larry Gowans... in flannel shirts.
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by CJBurgandy » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:28 am
Ghastly wrote: Believe me, when you've been in as many lesbian bars as I have you become very familiar with fem-mullets.
It's like a sea of Larry Gowans... in flannel shirts.
Its worse in the Alaskan Lesbian bars.... no wait, you're in Canada... maybe it's about even. *shudders*
I've vowed never to date a mullet, which is why I ended up with a girl from out of state
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by RantinAn » Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:59 pm
Glad to see it;s as real as all of hte other stories in WWN.
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by Wilmo » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:07 pm
lesbian she-mullet proliferation is inexplicable and unstoppable.
the first law of thermodynamics is: you cant win.
the second law of thermodynamics is: you lose.
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by Infinity-Iz-Blue » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:37 am
Do mullets look good on anybody? I don't think I've ever seen a mullet and thought "wow, he/she really suits that."
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by Moo Cow » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:19 am
Hrm.... I denno. She's hot but I don't know about that turning capacity.
I have no desire to go to lesbian bars or look at mullets.
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by Wilmo » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:33 pm
oh man! I saw this guy at disneyland, its was some annoying highschool kid, but he had the best fe-mullet I've ever seen.
I just had to take a picture, but I have no idea how to move things from my phone to the computer so I cant show it off, well, that and its really crappy fidelity.
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by C_wire » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:39 am
I've pranced happily into mulletville.
The way I get 'em is that I'll burn my bangs off in various laboratory accidents and then, because I rely on the length of the hair in front of my eyes to trigger a haircut, let the back get too long.
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by ZOMBINE1 » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:04 pm
cjburgandy wrote: nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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by Jay042 » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:31 pm
There's this one guy who live around here that has what I call a Mullhawk. He's got a mohawk that he's let grow long in the back. Horrid
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by CJBurgandy » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:42 pm
wrote: cjburgandy wrote: nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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ok, that made no sense to me
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by ZOMBINE1 » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:18 pm
Its Timmy Mallet