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Lesbian Overlords face stiff competition

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Lesbian can turn any woman gay.

What if she tries to steal our precious CJ from us? :o I couldn't handle that.
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nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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Peaches wrote:Lesbian can turn any woman gay.

What if she tries to steal our precious CJ from us? :o I couldn't handle that.
Don't worry, you'd still have your Furry Overlords :D
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:o
No
Way
In
Hell.















Snap on me. I got burned. *bows to Furry Overlords*
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CJ wrote:nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
Forgive me overlords, for I have sinned. I read "mallet" as "mullet" the first time... :oops:

And I'll slit my own wrists with a wooden spork before I bow to a furry overlord. :D

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I would personally cut off all her hair if she had a mullet
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Presenting the fe-mullet!
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thats not a mullet. It's not short in the front. She just has bangs.

(http://www.ratemymullet.com <--- go here for real mullets)
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Believe me, when you've been in as many lesbian bars as I have you become very familiar with fem-mullets.

It's like a sea of Larry Gowans... in flannel shirts.

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Ghastly wrote:Believe me, when you've been in as many lesbian bars as I have you become very familiar with fem-mullets.

It's like a sea of Larry Gowans... in flannel shirts.
Its worse in the Alaskan Lesbian bars.... no wait, you're in Canada... maybe it's about even. *shudders*

I've vowed never to date a mullet, which is why I ended up with a girl from out of state
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Glad to see it;s as real as all of hte other stories in WWN.
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lesbian she-mullet proliferation is inexplicable and unstoppable.
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Do mullets look good on anybody? I don't think I've ever seen a mullet and thought "wow, he/she really suits that."
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Hrm.... I denno. She's hot but I don't know about that turning capacity.

I have no desire to go to lesbian bars or look at mullets.

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oh man! I saw this guy at disneyland, its was some annoying highschool kid, but he had the best fe-mullet I've ever seen.

I just had to take a picture, but I have no idea how to move things from my phone to the computer so I cant show it off, well, that and its really crappy fidelity.
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I've pranced happily into mulletville.

The way I get 'em is that I'll burn my bangs off in various laboratory accidents and then, because I rely on the length of the hair in front of my eyes to trigger a haircut, let the back get too long.

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cjburgandy wrote:nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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There's this one guy who live around here that has what I call a Mullhawk. He's got a mohawk that he's let grow long in the back. Horrid

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cjburgandy wrote:nah, right now I'm dating a nice girl with a big mallet. I couldn't chance running away from her.
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ok, that made no sense to me
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Its Timmy Mallet :(

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