Why is it...?

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:46 am

Why is it that in every photo of girls jello-wrestling I've ever seen it'salways RED jello they're wrestling in? Why not orange? Or lime? What is it about red jello that turns women into lust-crazed fighters?

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:50 am

Orange jello!!!!!

you pervert!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:56 am

I've seen lemon jello wrestling, but I prefer pudding wrestling. I've always thought the texture was much more condusive for slippery boobs.
Plus, it's more fun to lick off.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:30 am

I've seen lime jello wrestling.

Speaking of jello... a friend of mine sent me this message he found posted to a fetish newsgroup.

[quote]
>>>>
Hi Faye,
Reading the recent post (from "Shiva") about rubbing cocoa butter on the
belly to lubricate contact between two people, reminded me of a client I
used to have who liked to make love with me in Jello (we just call it
"jelly" in England. What you guys call "jelly" we call "jam." Very
confusing!)

This man, whom I'll call Harry, was a very high-ranking civil servant from
Whitehall--the central area for British government offices, which is only a
stone's throw across the Thames from Vauxhall where I used to run my
business out of a basement flat.

In my experience Faye, men who are in a position of power--ie judges,
magistrates, police chiefs etc.--are the ones who most like to be
humiliated, tortured, "feminized", and generally treated like snivelling
little worms, once they get off from work. Wouldn't you agree?

Harry would visit me about once a fortnight. He told his wife he was working
late, and would sneak in a happy hour with me before catching the last train
from Waterloo back to the suburbs. He would call me mid-afternoon to give me
time to prepare. I would have the bathroom all ready for him. I did this by
filling the bathtub with six inches of boiling hot water, and adding a half
dozen jumbo-sized, catering-strength packets of rasberry jello slabs, cut
into cubes; but saving one slab for later. I stirred the tub with my largest
soup ladle until it reached the right consistency.

(Note, Faye, that it actually works better for lubrication purposes to have
it a little runnier than the way one tends to eat jello as a dessert; but
Harry said when you mix it on the firm, sticky side it makes for a "jolly
good fuck". I would therefore try to time it so that it was well-set by the
time he arrived, but still lukewarm. Harry always said body temperature was
the best.)

Anyway, I would hear a knock on my front door, and there was Harry, red
faced from his brisk walk over Vauxhall Bridge, stumbling apologetically in
to my boudoir with a guilty look on his face, wondering where to lean his
brolly.

Harry would pay me

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:48 am

Nobody say a word about that character ever again. No reason to burst Ghastly's thought bubble about a new character.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:17 pm

ya, I've seen lime too

I'll bet red is just cheapest, though, it'd be funny to see them wrestle around in the jello made from the soda-water, its all jelloey and bubbley... dang, I'm gonna go make some

darn you all for making me crave delicious gelatin treats!
::waves fist in the air::

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:51 pm

for that much quid, she better damn well be IN the tub with me.. I can pour jello in my own ass thanks

R_Karandosh · Post by **R_Karandosh** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:07 pm

I'm only guessing, but would red gelatin dessert show up better than the others? Could it be a richer, more opaque color than the blue or green, with more contrast against human skin than the orange or pink?

This calls for experiments! Volunteers?

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:33 pm

Mash Potato wrestling is much more fun!

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:25 am

Mash Potato sounds good. Red Gelo is becaue it shows up better on camera. It's all about dark colours so you can see it on the skin clearly.

An No. This isn't comig from experience, it's coming from common sense!

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:30 am

Also, red is the most annyoing color when it comes to staining stuff, so it leaves lasting memories on the skin!

William G · Post by **William G** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:52 am

Ghastly, that "Doris" story repulsed me.

Then again, all scat-related fetishes repulse me. Jello enemas fit into that hole so to speak.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:13 am

Sounds like someone is speaking from experience.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:54 pm

what a bummer!

Ok i'm going to hell for that pun.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:55 pm

Don't worry; you'll be running the place in less than a week. And then it's jello-enemas for ALL!

Legmuscle · Post by **Legmuscle** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:35 pm

I've always preferred oil wrestling to jello, mud or any other type of women-fighting-in-goo scenario. While mud and jello serve to obscure the physique of the combantants, oil tends to enhance and compliment them, making for a much more visual experience.

Plus oil is a lubricant and is constantly slippery whereas mud and jello (pudding, gravy, or whatever else is used in the local sports bar) tends to get sticky upon exposure to air. This means that the participants in other forms of guck wrestling have a better chance of getting a grip on one another and possibly end the match. Oil wrestling creates a frictionless environment where it's nearly impossible to grip and pin the opponent, meaning that the resolution is delayed and the girls can be squirming around for a potentially much longer time.

Finally, if your participants are wearing some kind of uniform that involves anything flimsy and made of white cotton because of the opaque qualities of mud, you'd have to wait until the inevitable point in the match where the girls decide to rip each other's clothes off before getting to see the T&A that you paid your cover charge for. The mud would turn any fabric into a heavy, gloppy mess that would have all the transparency of a tweed suit. While Jello wouldn't stick as badly, it also wouldn't do much to help you see battle-hardened nipples through a tank top.

Within seconds of coming into contact with our friend oil, however, cotton becomes so transparent you can pretty much read the newspaper through it, meaning you don't have to sit around waiting for tempers to flare before you get to see some areolas.

For those of you who think I've given this topic way too much thought, you're absolutely right. I have.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:18 am

I hate getting Jello in the hair. It *melts* in the shower, and leaves a very creepy sensation on the skin.

-Kitty

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:43 am

I have to agree with legmuscle. A woman wearing nothing but a thin sheen of oil is aesthetically much more appealing than one dressed in half-melted jello. It's just really sexy the way oil-covered girls gleam in the light.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:53 am

That makes the Asia Carrera ass-cookie story seem like a clip from "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood."

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:33 am

Peaches wrote:That makes the Asia Carrera ass-cookie story seem like a clip from "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood."

Eh? That must have been one great Mr. Roger's episode, because I put eating cookies out of Asia Carrera's ass a little higher up on the naughty ladder than oil wrestling.

Now, if during the wrestling, someone started eating cookies out of someone elses ass.. that's different.