How the mighty have fallen.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 10:10 am

Holy shit! Strange Candy has dropped to 3rd place in the Top Keen 99 list!That other Otaku-Service strip has beaten them. I took a peek to see how they did it. They're use the promise of special art pics to buy votes. Damn! Why didn't I think of that. And here I've been giving special art pics away for free like a sap!Congrats on #2 but good fricken luck trying to knock down Boy Meets Boy. You could promise to draw your entire cast in a huge mazola oil orgy and you'll still not get enough votes to take down Boy Meets Boy.They're too damn popular for keenspace. No one can bring down BMB. It can't be done. We just have to wait for them to get Spotted. Probably be during the next round of promotions.Wish I could go daily. Then we'd see some major Top Keen 99 asskicking! Yeah! That's it!------------------
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RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ghastly:

Mika, you could always go for a ratings boost by having Bee and Seth fight over you, grappling and ripping each other's clothes off until suddenly they realize how turned on they are and start going at it like wild bunnies. Of course Bee is the shorter one so in accordance with the rules of Yaoi that means he'll have to be the submissive.And if you dress them up as catboys when they do it you'll probably kick all our asses.
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OH YES!!! please please please please mika **makes big eyed blinky face** frankly folks, i can't understand how anoyone could bribe votes when ghastly is the frikin master for fan service... or perhaps, ghastly, it the fact that transsexuals aint as popular as bioshen queer boys... alas po' ghastly.
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ZOMBIE USER 5731 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5731** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:01 am

Thats just not fair!
You have been giving out special art pics all over keen! And for free!But hey why you can do yaoi too!
Tentacle monster yaoi! That would be probaly be popular in Japan!
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ZOMBIE USER 3840 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3840** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:11 am

So that's how to get to top 3! yaoi, free special pics, and catboys/bishies/shoujo!*takes notes* i wonder if making a free special cat boy yaoi pic will do me any good... Um, don't mind me.. just thinking aloud <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">On another note. I actually read Self Insert, and never noticed that *cough* bribe... Goes to show how I don't pay that much attention to rants.So, does anyone actually read rants?------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 3840 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3840** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:46 am

*lololol*i've been laughing for the last ten minutes. i don't think i can stop. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:59 pm

Well I noticed that Midcentral made it's huge leap in the top keen rankings by filling its rantbox withnothing but VOTE FOR ME links.I notice all the top 10 comics are1) Yaoi
2) Otaku-service
3) Otaku-service
4) Furry
5) Manga
6) Hentai
7) Uber-kawaii
8) Furry
9) Yaoi
10) GamerI suppose if you wanted to dominate keenspace you should make an Uber-Kawai Otaku-Service Furry Gamer Hentai Yaoi Manga. Then there would be no stopping you.Mika, you could always go for a ratings boost by having Bee and Seth fight over you, grappling and ripping each other's clothes off until suddenly they realize how turned on they are and start going at it like wild bunnies. Of course Bee is the shorter one so in accordance with the rules of Yaoi that means he'll have to be the submissive.And if you dress them up as catboys when they do it you'll probably kick all our asses.
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ZOMBIE USER 5731 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5731** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Metal-Angel:
I need to do fan service!Umm, do I have any fans? What do you guys want? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">It'll be great when BMB gets 'Spotted... look how exciting this sudden balance shift has made us, with BMB gone it'll be like that ALL THE TIME! In slightly more personal news, poking through my old Hotmail messages, I found an ancient theCounter log which said one week my System Shock 2 site got 800 hits. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... QUOTE>I think the key to a online manga success is the ability to draw boobs. You already got two drunk girls, go in for the kill! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> ------------------
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Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:34 am

Tits for hits!------------------
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Coa HyperFnord · Post by **Coa HyperFnord** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:03 am

Or, dicks for hits. Obviously.I find BMB insufferably lame. Actually, every Yaoi I've seen has been insufferably lame, japanese, american or otherwise. The plots tend to be even more retarded than other hentai (which is fucking HARD to do), and the sex tends to be just boring as fuck. Yes, it doesn't appeal to me at all (straight guy here), but at least draw the sweaty lust-crazed sex that we expect out of other hentai. Not some femboys going at it like lameassed virgins. Jeezus.

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 12:00 pm

I need to do fan service!Umm, do I have any fans? What do you guys want? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">It'll be great when BMB gets 'Spotted... look how exciting this sudden balance shift has made us, with BMB gone it'll be like that ALL THE TIME! In slightly more personal news, poking through my old Hotmail messages, I found an ancient theCounter log which said one week my System Shock 2 site got 800 hits. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">------------------
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Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:34 am

I don't do tits!Oh wait, but I have to do things the fans will like! But they wouldn't like my tits...------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 3840 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3840** » Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Coa HyperFnord:
Yes, it doesn't appeal to me at all (straight guy here), but at least draw the sweaty lust-crazed sex that we expect out of other hentai.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm curious... do straight guys look at (and enjoy looking at) yaoi? ------------------
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Antime · Post by **Antime** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 6:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by mika:
I'm curious... do straight guys look at (and enjoy looking at) yaoi?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'll read anything as long as it's good.

Vlad Damien · Post by **Vlad Damien** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 10:51 am

Yeah, I'll read it if I like it, but I'm likely not going to be aroused.-Vlad D.------------------
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Dashiva · Post by **Dashiva** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:04 pm

I'll run away as fast as I can, wishing I had met Cthulhu instead of being subjected to the horror that is yaoi.No, just kidding. I'll just skim through it, in case there is something else in there.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:06 pm

I'm bisexual and yaoi disgusts me. It's more a matter of artistic taste than anything else, I suppose. While I have been known to indulge in the occasional Sailor Moon shioi, I don't normally like seeing heterosexual characters portrayed in such an out-of-character fashion. (Gundam W yaoi, especially, both frightens and sickens me.)On the other hand, I don't like looking at gay porn, either, so maybe I'm just fucked in the head.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 5731 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5731** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:36 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Metal-Angel:
I don't do tits!Oh wait, but I have to do things the fans will like! But they wouldn't like my tits...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>How about really short skirts then?
Chicks with guns sell's, old Hollywood fact.
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Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:48 pm

I tried to read BMB and found it to be... wussy. It doesn't matter if it was two guys, a guy and a girl or two girls, it still struck me as being wussy and rather than saying 'awww they're in LURVE!' I said 'oh ffs BAD sappy shit'.And cyb, Mari has a really short skirt.------------------
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