Basically, I need a photograph of an attractive blonde girl (preferably with glasses) whom I can masquerade as. (preferably more than one photograph).
Then my fellow Melbournians can say goodbye to VP, and say hello to...
Miss O.L., the world's sexiest pharmacology student!
A fully bisexual, all-round charismatic blonde love machine! So beautiful, that you would willingly eat strychnine if she told you to do it! Charming and erudite on every topic, from literature to chemistry to botany to architecture to feminine matters such as tampons and irritable bowel syndrome!
A woman who can turn confirmed homosexuals into her salivating lap dogs! A woman who rides a cadillac with her scarf blowing in the wind! A woman who knows her way around the stock market! A woman who can discuss the finer points of gastronomy and fine wine! A woman who does abseiling, croquet, rock climbing, netball, basketball, yachting, and synchronised swimming! A woman who can chip any drug successfully! A woman with a black belt in karate, tae kwon do, aikido, and kung fu! A woman whose geneaology dates back to William the Conqueror!
She can perform open heart surgery! She can use a fit! She knows everything about semiautomatics, revolvers, and assault rifles! She is Miss October on the User's News Annual Bikini Calendar and has never looked more glamorous! She cheats at cards! She abandons men when she gets bored with them! She makes Audrey Hepburn look unsophisticated! She makes Bettie Page look prudish! She makes Jenna Jameson look inexperienced! She is the designer of her own fashion line! She eyes other women like a serpent eyeing its prey! The sweet aroma of her lady flower fills lesser mortals with incurable lust! She gets migraines and swoons an awful lot! She smokes Gauloises using a cigarette holder! Her singing voice is divine enough for opera, yet sultry enough for jazz!
And she changed her name from Mary Sue for show business reasons.
So, basically I need a photo. Help appreciated
~aeridus