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I bet Darren Hayes isn't actually gay.
What really happened was this:
He released several really creepy music videos which basically glorified stalking. These videos made him look like a creepy straight guy, and women became nervous.
So, he decided to re-brand himself as a gay man to set the females at ease.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLRH-Pkj ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXWoWtLex4
However, the lyrics to insatiable do have this line:
"I fall asleep inside of you."
Which suggests that he is a *little* bit indifferent to vaginal penetration.
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I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
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Vedius Pollio
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I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
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...who?
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Re: I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
Eh, a friend of mine was in a few of his music videos and spent some time with him. He's gay.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Vedius Pollio
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Re: I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
The same friend that cameo'd in Dark City and The Matrix?Lulujayne wrote:Eh, a friend of mine was in a few of his music videos and spent some time with him. He's gay.
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Re: I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
No. This mate has tits.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Re: I have a theory about Darren Hayes' sexual orientation
Pics! or it didn't happen.
Wait, wut?
Wait, wut?
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