Find a classic book, and then look for the most bizarre reader review of it that you can find.
I found a Naked Lunch one just now:
This is not literature so much as a LIBERAL ATHEIST'S heroin laced premonition in the 1950's of all books having (sadly) been approved by the authorities here in the present, and my opinion of the author's own serious problems is way beyond me. And it is just like some JESUS HATING SCUM like a "BEAT" or a "HIPPY" or a "PUNK ROCKER" or people reading this book and giving it to their children to read and read again which is like some kind of cult, reading literature, and trying not to be READING THE BIBLE AGAIN AND PUTTING THE BIBLE ASIDE FOR EVERY OTHER BOOK OF OUR OWN CULTURE'S SO-CALLED DEFICIENCES!!! It is absurd, or the FUTURE. WHO reads this and resonates with this such that it is "naked" truth, or the "Naked lunch" to them?!!! Only a LIBERAL, or a "UNITARIAN" or a "DEMOCRAT FEMINEST" (Rotting Goddess: The Origins of the Witch in Classical Antiquity)!!!! I mean, who are these people putting it in the schools' tap-water and in the public libraries for other people's children to try to DESTROY AMERICA? PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING AND REALIZE THAT THE BIBLE IS ALL WE NEED NOT SOME HOMOSEXUALIST-ATHEIST TRASH!!!
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This is not literature so much as an LIBERAL ATHEIST'S heroin laced interpretation of our culture's so-called deficiëncies. It is absurd that this book has been approved in by the authorities here in the present, or the future. WHO reads this and resonates with the opinion of the author's own serious problems is beyond me. And it is this that is "naked" truth, or the "Naked lunch"? Only to a LIBERAL JESUS HATING SCUM like a "BEAT" or a "HIPPY" or a "PUNK ROCKER" or a "UNITARIAN" (Blood on the Altar: The Secret History of the World's Most Dangerous Secret Society) or a "LIBERAL"!!!! I mean, who are these people reading this book and giving it to their children to read and putting it in the schools/public libraries for other people's children to read?!!! It is like some kind of cult which is reading literature, and trying to DESTROY AMERICA. PEOPLE NEED TO START THINKING AND READING THE BIBLE AGAIN AND PUT ASIDE EVERY OTHER BOOK!!!! THE BIBLE IS ALL WE NEED NOT SOME HOMOSEXUALATHEIST TRASH!!!
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This is not literature so much as a LIBERAL ATHEIST'S deficiëncies. It is absurd that this book has been approved. WHO reads this and resonates with the opinion of the author's that it is the "naked" truth, or the "Naked lunch"? Only to a LIBERAL "PUNK ROCKER" or a so-called "UNITARIAN" or a "LIBERAL"!!!! I mean, who are these people reading and putting it in the schools/public libraries for other people's children. They are people who are only interested in reading literature, and trying to DESTROY AMERICA AGAIN WHILE PUTTING ASIDE EVERY OTHER BOOK LIKE THE BIBLE!!!! It is an ATHEIST'S heroin laced interpretation of our so-called culture's authorities here in the present. Our countries own future serious problems are beyond belife (Rotting Face: Smallpox and the American Indian). It is these LIBERAL JESUS HATING SCUM like some "BEATS" or "HIPPYS" who are reading this book and giving it to their children to read. It is like some kind of cult which is reading literature. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING AND START READING THE BIBLE AGAIN INSTEAD!! THE BIBLE IS ALL WE NEED NOT SOME HOMOSEXUALISTATHEIST TRASH!!!
And what is it with this so-called "CUT-UP" business? That is not allowed. That is not good writing. Ask any ENGLISH teacher (as opposed to any gobbeldy-gook teacher) and he will tell you that it is not legitimate. You cant do that!!! I cant write a paper and then tear it up into bits and then rearrange the bits and then tape them back together and then turn it in and then expect that the teacher will then accept it!!!
