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Error of Logic wrote:And as I said, they had more money at the end of the evening. As in quantity.
They had all their winnings changed into pennies? That would add a lot to the quantity of money.

Or was it some kind of origami thing, where they kept folding their winnings into little animals?

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Nope. Creative guesses, Ghastly and RevChris, but nope.
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It was raining and the money got wet and swelled up?

They were all ex-Chippendale dancers, and were playing shirtless, and the extra money is from women throwing themselves (and tips) at them?

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Oops. I didn't see the later alterations to the riddle.

The men walked in with chips, which is not money, and had their winnings converted to cash before they left.
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As it is now Sunday where I am, I'll give you the solution. RevChris got closest yet.

They were the band. They got paid just before leaving.

Now, does anyone else have a fresh riddle for the forum to solve, with the solution to be given next Sunday if no one manages to guess?
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You did reject reasonable answers that made the scenario possible, even after your alterations. You should have asked what answer you were thinking, not what made the scenario possible. Failing to write what you mean is dangerous at best and unacceptable for a riddle.


What is continuously moving towards a fixed point but never gets any closer to it?
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waiting for tomorrow?
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Error of Logic wrote:As it is now Sunday where I am, I'll give you the solution. RevChris got closest yet.

They were the band. They got paid just before leaving.
I figured that was an answer you were looking for. I was having more fun trying to come up with good wrong answers.

The other alternative is that they were the finalists in a poker tournament and all took home prizes as well.

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Warmachine wrote:What is continuously moving towards a fixed point but never gets any closer to it?
Pinocchio's nose!

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Warmachine wrote:You did reject reasonable answers that made the scenario possible, even after your alterations. You should have asked what answer you were thinking, not what made the scenario possible. Failing to write what you mean is dangerous at best and unacceptable for a riddle.


What is continuously moving towards a fixed point but never gets any closer to it?
a geosynchronous satilite
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A boat sailing into the horizon?
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Warmachine wrote:What is continuously moving towards a fixed point but never gets any closer to it?
Us, trying to solve Error of Logic's riddle.
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Gravity. Or to be precise, any object that's on the ground but unable to move further.
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Warmachine wrote:You did reject reasonable answers that made the scenario possible, even after your alterations. You should have asked what answer you were thinking, not what made the scenario possible. Failing to write what you mean is dangerous at best and unacceptable for a riddle.


What is continuously moving towards a fixed point but never gets any closer to it?
Waterfall? o.O

And in case that's right, here's another one: Motherless and fatherless, born without a skin, spoke when it came into the world, and never spoke again.
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IT'S A BIG BAG OF COCKS!
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Xero gets it first with a specific instance of the standard answer: an object in circular motion. Presumably, he now sets the next riddle.

I liked Lulujayne's first answer but, alas, the horizon is not a fixed point. Aeridus's answer is just nonsense as an object that is unable to move further cannot be continuously moving.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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So.... No love for the bag of cocks then? Sir, I bid you good day.
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Warmachine wrote:Xero gets it first with a specific instance of the standard answer: an object in circular motion. Presumably, he now sets the next riddle.

I liked Lulujayne's first answer but, alas, the horizon is not a fixed point. Aeridus's answer is just nonsense as an object that is unable to move further cannot be continuously moving.
alright heres an easy one
where can you walk a klick south, a click east and a click north and be back where you started

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the north pole

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YOUR MOM... holding a big bag of cocks.
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