I confess

Epiblast · Post by **Epiblast** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:03 pm

RAPE CAKE

You don't want to know what the candles are.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:10 am

I confess that I like to cook in the nude.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:24 am

I confess that I stayed up past 4, wheeeeee! And it wasn't even because I hadn't had my second orgasm of the day!! (or ... well ... first.)

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:10 pm

Aeridus wrote:I confess that I like to cook in the nude.

I confess i liked to cook in the nude till i was making some french fries and then the grease caught on fire

Evilpika · Post by **Evilpika** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:39 pm

Did someone order a rape cake?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:54 pm

Primarch wrote:
Aeridus wrote:I confess that I like to cook in the nude.
I confess i liked to cook in the nude till i was making some french fries and then the grease caught on fire

Free hair wax.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:58 pm

Primarch wrote:
Aeridus wrote:I confess that I like to cook in the nude.
I confess i liked to cook in the nude till i was making some french fries and then the grease caught on fire

... ya'll are strange. Hell, I have to go put shoes on just to be able to cook, otherwise I can't concentrate...

Epiblast · Post by **Epiblast** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:42 pm

I confess I like to study in the nude. Hell, I like to do most things in the nude where it's not inherently impractical or dangerous.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:07 am

Lowky wrote:I confess that I am nervous as hell as I am going on my first date in 8 years, and the person I am dating is 16 years younger than me.

I confess that I was mistaken she is only 13 years younger than me, and things are going very well.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:15 am

Evilpika wrote:
Did someone order a rape cake?

I personally would rather make the choice between cake or rape than cake or death. ;3

I confess that I was going to make a "the cake is a lie" joke, but I have been making a constant effort, whenever I get that kind of urge, to replace it with the above Eddie Izzard reference.

I confess that I just asked /b/ as a whole if "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" applies to an image in which rape is manifestly in progress. ``

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:19 pm

I confess I'm trying to be attracted to girls. I confess I think Ghastly looks hot in that uniform and want to ride on him. I confess I'm back to thinking about this man who name I can't spell who wanted to kidnap me and make me his sex slave, but ruined my life instead and I never had sex with him. He was freaking hot though. A perfect ten. Much hotter then Ghastly. I confess I like this guy in a TV commercial. He is a nine. I have seen lots of sexy guys on TV commercials including a ten.

Epiblast · Post by **Epiblast** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:13 pm

I confess to being slightly curious as to why you're trying to be attracted to girls, if you're willing to share that.

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:42 pm

Well... it is a long and slightly embarrassing story. But when I was younger I was mostly attracted to women. Up till I was seventeen I never seriously wanted to have sex with men even though before that I had lots of sometimes vivid fantasies about men. Something happened sometime after that. Now I can't fantasize as good also. I remember being sexually attracted to women (and after I found out about them women with penises) and loving it and I want that back. I am attracted to women right now just not as much. Never did it with a women though and never even kissed one on the lips.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:14 am

I confess that I put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:38 pm

I confess that I suck at bowling, but it's fun to play anyway.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:11 am

I confess that I shaved my legs today. I've now lost all my feminist cred, but my jeans feel *so good* on smooth legs.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:08 am

I confess that I am now plotting to make a cover of "Who Put The Bomp" including the lines "Who installed the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong" and "who put the omg in the omglolroflmao". ``

I confess that I had another "brilliant idea" which will presumably be completely wasted on people who aren't at least as big fans of Imperishable Night as I am of Touhou as a whole ...

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:37 pm

I confess yesterday my dad was stopped at a stop light with me in the car and right next to my door I saw the man who wanted me to be his sex slave walking with a walking stick (he never use to walk with a walking stick). I didn't tell my dad I saw him until later. He was dressed just like him, but had lighter skin. Most likely since he had been in the sun less. I never got out of the car or talked to him and I don't know why. He is so hot. I know he is a nice guy and the only reason he ruined my life is because of a misunderstanding. I didn't see him near my house, but a long long way away. I just don't know what to do I know I'll never see him again and I still am sexually attracted to him.

Wipperwill · Post by **Wipperwill** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:12 pm

Prettydragoon wrote:I confess that I shaved my legs today. I've now lost all my feminist cred, but my jeans feel *so good* on smooth legs.

Is that another name for "dyke-cred"?

Feminist cred is over-rated. Try Mae West. Very sexy and didn't take crap. No one would doubt her "fem cred".

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:35 pm

Mae West was god damned awesome

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