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So a few days ago I was sitting in bed with my new boyfriend, and decided I wanted to give him head. (interestingly he didn't object)
And at one point he just kinda slides down my throat, no thrusting from him, no extra effort from me. Now as I recall he's only had one girlfriend ever successful deapthroat ALL of him...she got it down but could do nothing else, I decide to try...and I do it. Then the next logical step--I freak the fuck out because I've NEVER successfully deapthroated, and I pull out. Sadly, I couldn't really get it to work again.
So... NOW I'm on a mission
Later that evening I steal his pants--he really had no choice in this---and started to give him head,then started poking around and around until I got it down again. He is being a VERY good boy, he is mostly just letting me do my thing and work at it, digging nails into my shoulders every time I get it down, letting me have my little gags than try again. Now At one point he talked to me...I think he said I didn't have to keep trying to swallow his cock like that....And I look at him and say "Shut up, this is between me and your penis. YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"
Well, I had to stop because apparently deepthroating makes my eyes tear, and that and gagging just made me Look SO sexy....my eyes nose and mouth were all drippy! So I sat sadly defeated...
Fast forward to the next time we were hanging out--after spending some time watching Scrubs, I pull him into his bedroom and just whisper "I want to practice" He laughs at me... About 3 hours later (no I'm not kidding I assaulted him orally for about 3 hours, but I was wisecracking at him and so don't worship my jaw)..... I have not only gotten him swallowed, but gotten to be able to hold it for 10-15 seconds, hum and bounce. If I try and push it past that I gag. I think I've got a happy boy. But I'm not done yet... The penis can still win.... Next step: learn to breath with a cock down my throat!
And at one point he just kinda slides down my throat, no thrusting from him, no extra effort from me. Now as I recall he's only had one girlfriend ever successful deapthroat ALL of him...she got it down but could do nothing else, I decide to try...and I do it. Then the next logical step--I freak the fuck out because I've NEVER successfully deapthroated, and I pull out. Sadly, I couldn't really get it to work again.
So... NOW I'm on a mission
Later that evening I steal his pants--he really had no choice in this---and started to give him head,then started poking around and around until I got it down again. He is being a VERY good boy, he is mostly just letting me do my thing and work at it, digging nails into my shoulders every time I get it down, letting me have my little gags than try again. Now At one point he talked to me...I think he said I didn't have to keep trying to swallow his cock like that....And I look at him and say "Shut up, this is between me and your penis. YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"
Well, I had to stop because apparently deepthroating makes my eyes tear, and that and gagging just made me Look SO sexy....my eyes nose and mouth were all drippy! So I sat sadly defeated...
Fast forward to the next time we were hanging out--after spending some time watching Scrubs, I pull him into his bedroom and just whisper "I want to practice" He laughs at me... About 3 hours later (no I'm not kidding I assaulted him orally for about 3 hours, but I was wisecracking at him and so don't worship my jaw)..... I have not only gotten him swallowed, but gotten to be able to hold it for 10-15 seconds, hum and bounce. If I try and push it past that I gag. I think I've got a happy boy. But I'm not done yet... The penis can still win.... Next step: learn to breath with a cock down my throat!
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Re: deepthroat
well i have never had the pleasure having a girl deepthroat me. For that mater i have never had the pleasure of a girlfriend who enjoyed oral sex.
but if this is something you really want to be good at i guess i can just give you some standard advice.
Where theres a will theres a way.
When the going gets tough the tough get going.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
Keep a stiff upper lip.
pick any that apply.
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but if this is something you really want to be good at i guess i can just give you some standard advice.
Where theres a will theres a way.
When the going gets tough the tough get going.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
Keep a stiff upper lip.
pick any that apply.
-halo
Re: deepthroat
Impressive. I'm afraid I don't really have any advice to give, though. I've never tried deep-throating a penis (or anything similar) before.
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As proud of myself as I am... I think I'm MORE amused by the ", this is between me and your penis". When I said it we both kinda stopped and giggled for a moment
But, you can all be assured my oral escapades will continue to be relayed for your enjoyment.
And I encourage all of you to try and use my EPIC quote in every day conversation...cause really that would be amusing AND stroke my ego. Win/Win
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*
~aeridus
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*

Re: deepthroat
Why couldnt I meet a girl like you?! Ive yet to find one who even likes oral sex, let alone deepthroating. You'll never have to worry about your boyfriend being unfaithful thats for sure lol.
*drools at the thought of head for 3 hours*
anyway, congrats!
*drools at the thought of head for 3 hours*
anyway, congrats!
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Re: deepthroat
good job! the wife's done that a few times and its awesome.
also, I'd like to compliment you on your stick-to-itive-ness; good job!!!!
also, I'd like to compliment you on your stick-to-itive-ness; good job!!!!
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i'll try, but if i stroke your ego your going to have to stroke something of mine in return.Goddessmisca wrote:
As proud of myself as I am... I think I'm MORE amused by the ", this is between me and your penis". When I said it we both kinda stopped and giggled for a moment
But, you can all be assured my oral escapades will continue to be relayed for your enjoyment.
And I encourage all of you to try and use my EPIC quote in every day conversation...cause really that would be amusing AND stroke my ego. Win/Win
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Re: deepthroat
You rock Misca. Plain and simple.
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
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You go, girl! You are an inspiration to us all.
Speaking of inspiration... I'll be in my bunk.
Speaking of inspiration... I'll be in my bunk.
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Fix'd/wishfull thinking.Prettydragoon wrote:You go, girl! You are an inspiration to us all.
Speaking of inspiration... I need tickets to Vaasa
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Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
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Well, making sure the cock in question is nice and lubed is IMO the most importantWipperwill wrote:You rock Misca. Plain and simple.
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
Other than that the whole relaxing thing is a definite. I can get him down whenever I want---provided he's be thoroughly spittled up. BUT keeping him down requires a touch more effort...at being effortless
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*
~aeridus
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake*

Re: deepthroat
All of your advice on the matter is very much appreciated.Goddessmisca wrote:Well, making sure the cock in question is nice and lubed is IMO the most importantWipperwill wrote:You rock Misca. Plain and simple.
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
Other than that the whole relaxing thing is a definite. I can get him down whenever I want---provided he's be thoroughly spittled up. BUT keeping him down requires a touch more effort...at being effortless

... and exactly how important is "the ability to scream in three languages" for this job?
Re: deepthroat
Goddessmisca wrote:Well, making sure the cock in question is nice and lubed is IMO the most importantWipperwill wrote:You rock Misca. Plain and simple.
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
Other than that the whole relaxing thing is a definite. I can get him down whenever I want---provided he's be thoroughly spittled up. BUT keeping him down requires a touch more effort...at being effortless
it sounds very zen like, the way you describe it.
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Yes. Very much.Evilpika wrote:All of your advice on the matter is very much appreciated.Goddessmisca wrote:Well, making sure the cock in question is nice and lubed is IMO the most importantWipperwill wrote:You rock Misca. Plain and simple.
Having never done it, I would think the secret to Deepthroat is to relax and not quite think about doing it.
Woot!
Other than that the whole relaxing thing is a definite. I can get him down whenever I want---provided he's be thoroughly spittled up. BUT keeping him down requires a touch more effort...at being effortless

Why are you staring at my bottom?
Re: deepthroat
if you're ever up in the vancouver island/lowermainland area want to practice hun...
I mean >_>;
keep up the good work
I mean >_>;
keep up the good work
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*chokes*WangyJohn wrote:Fix'd/wishfull thinking.

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Ha ha ha...I'm sure she'd have no shortage of offers wherever she went.Xero wrote:if you're ever up in the vancouver island/lowermainland area want to practice hun...
I mean >_>;
keep up the good work
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Re: deepthroat
Deepthroating is fun!
So far I can handle popsicles and penises (unlubed, just spittled). I can also fit my fist in my mouth. I am very good at suppressing my gag reflex.

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Evilpika, take note; as of this moment you have competition.*Aeridus wrote:Deepthroating is fun!So far I can handle popsicles and penises (unlubed, just spittled). I can also fit my fist in my mouth. I am very good at suppressing my gag reflex.

*Not really. Although I do appreciate your eagerness to practice your oral skillz...
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