My hovercraft is full of eels (in many languages)MistressMaggie wrote:man, everybody uses that line in the exchange program. I tried to learn it in german and failed.Lulujayne wrote:I've always wanted to say, "my hovercraft is full of eels."
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Pity the site didn't have a disclaimer about which countries weren't aware of Monty Python despite the translations... Always good for uncomfortable stares.
regardless, di chan mi reuua gap gnu plaa.
regardless, di chan mi reuua gap gnu plaa.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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I confess that I love reading science articles.
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I confess that my neighbours are having a bizarre barbecue in their backyard, and it sounds like something you'd hear in a trailer park... they're singing kid rock, it sounds like a pig is fighting with a dog while they egg it on, and the little bits of conversation i keep catching are just odd... c'mere, boy... i wanna talk tuh you..
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I don't confess it, I revel in it!Aeridus wrote:I confess that I love reading science articles.

I confess that I'm way behind schedule with God knows how many tasks, and also that, for the first time ever, I'm seriously considering both a) getting an IM client and b) starting a devianTART account, thus joining the subjects of my own mockery.
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I confess that I have a biology exam tomorrow which I have not started studying for.
I also confess that I am smarter than a fifth grader, pity canadians aren't eligible for the show.
I also confess that I am smarter than a fifth grader, pity canadians aren't eligible for the show.
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There is an "Are you smarter than a canadian 5th grader", I've seen it somewhere.
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it flopped
I don't even think they finished the first season
it was retarded....
I don't even think they finished the first season
it was retarded....
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How about a hovercraft driven by dinosaurs over a LAKE of eels that is actually just a GIANT hovercraft that has crash landed from outerspace ?!Lulujayne wrote:I've always wanted to say, "my hovercraft is full of eels."
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Oh Bovine, you sweet talker you!
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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I confess that on Naughtymuffin MUSH, I've started a plot involving the Sex Note. "The person whose name is written in this notebook shall orgasm." (If you don't specify a cause, or specify one that's impossible or too hard, the victim experiences an "instantaneous orgasm with no visible cause, aka an Instant Orgasm.") And the most prominent one is in the hands of a character named Kira. (He's the same guy who I'm trying to turn bi, without much success so far since neither do I want to force the issue, nor do I have any clear idea on how else to do it ...) Oh, and we also have an L who plays there, but since the Naughty Village is already sex-filled, he's unlikely to actually see any statistically significant increase in the amount of sex. (That said, we have determined that L would catch this Kira in like two days.)
I also confess that I'm tempted to create a Sex Note that says "DEATH NOTE", with instructions for the Death Note's use (note: you cannot actually harm or kill anyone with a Sex Note), then drop it off somewhere and wait for the in-character shennanigans to begin.
Hmm ... I confess that I'm vaguely tempted to find some sort of borderline-adult humans-vs-demons roleplay place (y'know, where humans will all have the "DEMONS R EV0L!" attitude, and the demons are all "yeah, whaddaya gonna do about it?") and cause shennanigans by making a cute, innocent, shy succubus there.
I also confess that I'm tempted to create a Sex Note that says "DEATH NOTE", with instructions for the Death Note's use (note: you cannot actually harm or kill anyone with a Sex Note), then drop it off somewhere and wait for the in-character shennanigans to begin.
Hmm ... I confess that I'm vaguely tempted to find some sort of borderline-adult humans-vs-demons roleplay place (y'know, where humans will all have the "DEMONS R EV0L!" attitude, and the demons are all "yeah, whaddaya gonna do about it?") and cause shennanigans by making a cute, innocent, shy succubus there.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I confess that I find This frickin hilarious
the first law of thermodynamics is: you cant win.
the second law of thermodynamics is: you lose.
the second law of thermodynamics is: you lose.
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I like how it's apparently showing the guy topless. X3
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I confess that today i have a mindshattering headache, and because of that i will show zero sympathy towards my customers today. I hate myself already
but i took an asperine just now, so hopefully thatll work.

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I confess I'm actually thinking of attending an animu convention based on its name... and I've never even *read* /b/. Desu.
This webcomic, seen here is hosted on the free web host Comic Genesis which pretty much proves its not popular.
Oh noes! Read all about the tormented artist I am!
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I AM IN DESPAIR!
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I AM IN DESPAIR!
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The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I confess to having recently purchased several pairs of a type of pants that I hate because they fit well.
... and exactly how important is "the ability to scream in three languages" for this job?
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I confess that I have approximately $8 outside of savings right now. @.x
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
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Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
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I confess I know a way you could make an easy 20$Kittyboymuffin wrote:I confess that I have approximately $8 outside of savings right now. @.x

here kitty kitty kitty~
also
I confess I applied for a second part time job
I also confess that I need to start on that website again, before I forget about it again
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*nuzzles up against Xero*
I confess that I'm still not entirely comfortable discussing my sexuality with my parents, and am only seriously okay talking about it in adults-only-type-places like here.
I confess that I'm still not entirely comfortable discussing my sexuality with my parents, and am only seriously okay talking about it in adults-only-type-places like here.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH