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Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:48 pm

aeridus wrote: Hah, cool, I never knew there were soft-shelled turtles.

I hear they're quite tasty

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:02 pm

Honor wrote:Isn't that what the first photo was...?

Why would a turtle dissolve the last remnant of your bisexuality? Unless your original preference was "women, and sometimes chelonians".

(Yeah, that's right, Foolosophy. You'd better run, sucka.)

...I still need to throw out that leftover wedding cake.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:32 am

I counter that turtle with a baby porcupine:

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:03 pm

aeridus wrote:I counter that turtle with a baby porcupine:

New worst job in the universe... Female Porcupine.

Owwwwwww.

RevChris77 · Post by **RevChris77** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:24 pm

aeridus wrote:I counter that turtle with a baby porcupine:
picture

Actually, it's a hedgehog (igel in German). Baby porcupines are fuzzier when they're newborns.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:14 pm

RevChris77 wrote: Actually, it's a hedgehog (igel in German). Baby porcupines are fuzzier when they're newborns.

I was just ganna say...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:27 pm

Well bugger, I never knew there was a difference between porcupines and hedgehogs.

Either way... the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:41 pm

aeridus wrote:Well bugger, I never knew there was a difference between porcupines and hedgehogs.

Either way... the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

hedgehogs have spikes that don't come off
porcupines have quills that do come off, they are also barbed so they're a bitch to pull out

also
boom hedgehog

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:44 pm

this thread needs some anthro hedgehog porn to see if they really can bugger each other

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:05 pm

Primarch wrote:this thread needs some anthro hedgehog porn to see if they really can bugger each other

Somewhat related.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:49 am

PopeMac · Post by **PopeMac** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:14 am

Primarch wrote:this thread needs some anthro hedgehog porn to see if they really can bugger each other

You know, someone around here must have some Sonic porn. It's not too terribly uncommon.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:34 pm

aeridus, that thing is just fucking creepy.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:37 pm

But the widdle baby ray just wants a hug.... :B

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:48 pm

PopeMac wrote:You know, someone around here must have some Sonic porn. It's not too terribly uncommon.

I've got some, but so far all of my posts in this thread have been work-safe, and I'm keeping them that way.

Incidentally, the majority of my porn from that franchise is dedicated to a single character. I still have a thing for Rouge the Bat.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:12 am

PopeMac wrote:
Primarch wrote:this thread needs some anthro hedgehog porn to see if they really can bugger each other
You know, someone around here must have some Sonic porn. It's not too terribly uncommon.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/most-aw ... php?page=2

PopeMac · Post by **PopeMac** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:38 am

"I love Sonic the Hedgehog!" > "I love drawing Sonic the Hedgehog!" > "I love drawing Sonic the Hedgehog's butthole!"

~~Fucking~~ Freaking priceless.

[edited for work-safeness]

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:24 am

PopeMac wrote:
Primarch wrote:this thread needs some anthro hedgehog porn to see if they really can bugger each other
You know, someone around here must have some Sonic porn. It's not too terribly uncommon.

brace for impact
scooped off 7chan /b/

PopeMac · Post by **PopeMac** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:41 pm

Ha! I was correct! Xero delivers!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:08 pm

Fanfiction.net carries 9,260 pieces of fiction set in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. That is seven times as many stories as have been written about Mario and 15 times as many as Tomb Raider.

Dude... What. The. (Worksafe)?!?!?

I mean... Lara Croft. I can almost see that. They made fanfic movies of Lara Croft. There's a character there. Potential for stories.

But Mario? Sonic the motherfucking goatshit Hedgefuckinghog?? Fanfiction!?!?!

::cries for humanity::

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