Time well spent. It wouldn't be a proper return to the GGC forum if it didn't involve a little schlick fest anyway. Now all you need to do is ream someone in a discussion, and you'll be back in the swing of things... oh, wait, I seem to have looked over at another thread and found the queen has returned. Now, when I see a thread full of things that need correction, I won't have to think "I should respond to that" then get lazy and not do it, I'll get to think "I should respond to that," get to the part where you do so, and say "damnit, I would have, but Honor's beaten me to it."Honor wrote:...well... shit.
I wasn't planning to masturbate tonight.
fukkin /b/ anyway. fuck me.
Oh, and, fukken saved * many.
Xero wrote:
Boy, did this guy misunderstand the birds and the bees speech. Leave pollination to the experts! Sure makes genetically modified foods look better. I think this must be how cabbage patch kids are made. Or is that kimchi. Sauerkraut? I'm kidding, it's coleslaw. But really, that's just the tip of the iceberg. That's a whole new kind of getting head, I'm afraid. Lettuce all take a moment to pray for this man, and his salvation. I can't believe God missed that one in that big book of his, how could he overlook "thou shalt not fuck produce"? I hear that an enraged Jolly Green Giant skull fucked a cow in revenge. I can understand vegetarians, and I'll accept vegans, but really, that's going just a little too far. Do you think he gets a hard-on when he walks through the produce section? You can't see it from this angle, but he's got a cucumber up his ass and he's looking for someone to toss his salad. He's a fool to not be using a condom, didn't he hear about the infected spinach? Everyone knows lettuce is the slut of the vegetable kingdom, he could contract hepatitis C. Or was that vitamin C? I always get those confused.
