not to quote a monty python song but

Wipperwill · Post by **Wipperwill** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:52 pm

Back on Topic -

I love him, and one of my old girfriends called him monster...he likes to live in warm, moist caves.

I'll have to think about pics.

-Wip

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:10 am

BriHahn wrote:So I'm guessing you guys agree with my lover's assessment of my breasts? *G*

It's a rare quality in a man to be able to recognise perfection when he sees it. You might want to keep him.

... In other words, hell yes! Also, I'll be in my bunk.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:24 am

Is that a marker in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Actually, it's both.
1
2
3
Aaaand
4

4 cocks. Ha ha haa!

"I **** the spiders on the walls, I **** the cobwebs in the holes, I **** the candles. And when I'm alone, I **** myself!"

SalubiVires · Post by **SalubiVires** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:24 am

You think YOU like your wangs. The Asians have one up on you, they have a PENIS FESTIVAL!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:19 am

Penis lollipops???

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:36 am

That's from the Hounen Matsuri, a shinto celebration of renewal and fertility, held at one of the shrines in Japan in the spring.

There are... lots of penis shaped things there:

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:15 am

aeridus wrote:Penis lollipops???

Loli-pops. :3

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:22 pm

Well it seems that the japanese practice circumcision from the penis festival pictures.

On a simalar note im not circumcised so im more special that all off you. But i guess foolospophy beats you all in the mutalated penis catagory.

Ohh and my sexy asian lover calls my penis charlie. It started with her calling my charlie because she knew to many mathews. Well that made no sense when we became closer and started going out so the name migrated south.

Primarch · Post by **Primarch** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:24 pm

oppps double post.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:49 pm

Primarch wrote:Well it seems that the japanese practice circumcision from the penis festival pictures.

On a simalar note im not circumcised so im more special that all off you. But i guess foolospophy beats you all in the mutalated penis catagory.

Ohh and my sexy asian lover calls my penis charlie. It started with her calling my charlie because she knew to many mathews. Well that made no sense when we became closer and started going out so the name migrated south.

no they don't actually
they just like to pull the foreskin back a lot is all

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:57 pm

WangyJohn wrote:Is that a marker in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Actually, it's both.
1
2
3
Aaaand
4

4 cocks. Ha ha haa!

"I **** the spiders on the walls, I **** the cobwebs in the holes, I **** the candles. And when I'm alone, I **** myself!"

*is impressed*

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:16 pm

prettydragoon wrote:
BriHahn wrote:So I'm guessing you guys agree with my lover's assessment of my breasts? *G*
It's a rare quality in a man to be able to recognise perfection when he sees it. You might want to keep him.

... In other words, hell yes! Also, I'll be in my bunk.

Yes well, he will be in my life for quite some time. Unfortunately, right now he's in Iraq. *cries* I miss him.

Also, I'm starting to wonder if perhaps the last time we got together something happened in my *ahem* womb. I tend to skip periods, but I don't remember if I've ever gone this long without one (although I seem to vaguely recall a three month miss though). I'm debating getting a definitive (sorta) answer via a pregnancy test.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:42 pm

Drippy mess
more mess
even more

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:50 pm

BriHahn wrote:I miss him.

He'll be back soon. That's what I kept telling myself when I was in a long-distance relationship. Just keep reminding him what he's missing.

I'm debating getting a definitive (sorta) answer via a pregnancy test.

I think you should. Just to have a better idea what to worry about. Pregnancy tests aren't that expensive.

Leeloo · Post by **Leeloo** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:31 am

BriHahn wrote:Hope this works..

Wow Fully agree - perfect.

Also: Saved

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:33 pm

You guys are privileged; previously that pic was only shared with my lover.

He sorta begged last time he was in Iraq and, me being the accomodating person I am, acquiesed.

I'm not really sure this is a RELATIONSHIP versus the two of us just being very good friends with the added benefit of being lovers thrown in; I'm sorta getting mixed signals from him, so I'm mildly clueless and semi-afraid to ask for fear of screwing the status quo irretrievably. In the meantime, I'm on eHarmony to see if someone else piques my interest.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:43 am

BriHahn wrote:Hope this works..

Well, it sure as hell works for me. That'll bring a dyke back from the dead, I reckon.

And, to echo Leeloo: fukken saved.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:02 am

Honor wrote:
BriHahn wrote:Hope this works..

Well, it sure as hell works for me. That'll bring a dyke back from the dead, I reckon.

And, to echo Leeloo: fukken saved.

HONOR!
-rapes-

and yeah
bri's titties are epic :3

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Yay ^^

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:47 pm

Thanks Honor.

Oh, update on the possible pregnancy; it's not possible after all.

I'm BARREN!

J/K.